you set me up!! you set me up!!!!

I would like to recognize Chris and Martin Kratt of children’s television (Zoboomafoo, Wild Kratts) for their outstanding leadership in slutty little shorts for men

nooo Zohran it’s a trap, you’re too hot to fall for a trap like this. you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitches too bad. they'll kill you

When You Are With Me PROS: -I'm free -I'm careless -I believe -Above all the others we'll fly CONS: -This brings tears to my eyes -My sacrifice

seditious behavior, punishable by death. so delectably naughty. purrraow

I've been delivered unto immediacy. Hallelujah!

Now is the updog of our discontent

I have to pretend I’m not and they all have to pretend they don’t know I’m haunted

come home

Cis allies can pair up and call the authorities on each other for being trans in a public bathroom, exhaust due process until medical records are subpoenaed, and tire the cops with it until they complain so much about enforcing it that they stop bothering, like they did for non-crime hate incidents.

we’re stringing out

one of my biggest strengths is that i'm pretty much ready to die at any second

cat on shoulder is unbeatable imho as far as cuddle spots go

the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"

I have fucking knots inside my face dude

on a very basic level I sincerely want to de-exist but I’m going to play katamari about that and put that on the shelf again for awhile

what a stupid shitty miserable fuckass web we weave

Potion of Silky Logging Off

let me go ahead and return to dust or somthn

and I have to have dreams about seeing you everywhere I go

maybe I really deserved it all

:’) the cow print box is an early and special memory 2 me

Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

Still apoplectically apologetic that I even have to ask, but I’m not gonna make it thru the week without help. If you can spare a few bucks it means everything right now. Thanks. #mutualaid #mutualaidsky #mutualaidboost

79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5. He’s been taken by ICE in Florida. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...

I am constantly defending my entire ass out here from these crusty hoes

my power went out and I’m unemployed WHAT the fuuuuuuck

i would never have sex with a company

I got federal charged for dancing across the street from ICE in my neighborhood on Indigenous People's Day. Here is the feds evidence photo they are using against me in court. I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one. Cash app $cozca Venmo @cozca503 Working on a go fund me.

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

HOLY SHIT ONE THOUSAND GIRLS

Download Fish Mail

gesturing at large

I am way too much of a cvnt for this

WE CAN DO IT!! #art #illustration

I hate this a lot a lot, but for me to be able to deliver groceries to my families this week, I need to ask for some help on account of I have $0 to my name. I got DOGEd in June and I’m just fumes, I just need some help for gas. Thank you and I’m sorry, too. venmo.com/u/kayceeay95 #mutualaid

men will watch every single ken burn’s documentary instead of going to therapy

me: i forgot to take my meds today Donkey Kong: 👑🍑?? me: yeah? what about her? Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!! me: that’s your answer for everything

If you do not publish a statement at least once, it will be technically understood that you are allowing the use of your photos, as well as your skeets I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR BLUESKY TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA. DO NOT USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA.

I used to call it comically evil but it really feels closer to straight up biblical evil at this point. The rot is so epic and so layered, and so deeply injected into every aspect of our culture and our economy and our politics. By a very few ultra-powerful people.

in the fucked up place where you can blame me and walk out the door and leave me hanging for 4 months with no contact, and you’re still the only person I can trust. but I’m just casual about it, anyway

sometimes I just like sitting back and watching you guys run around and play for awhile

#boost #mutualaid #mutualaidsky

QUEER DISABLED COUPLE DESPERATELY NEEDING HELP We are OUT OF INSULIN for my husband who is a type 1 diabetic, and I’ve been trapped for MONTHS waiting for disability to make a decision regarding. I feel trapped, I feel useless, I’m scared of losing him, please help. gofund.me/97a35d263 #mutualaid

sometimes I just like sitting back and watching you guys run around and play for awhile