timidly unboxing the most significant purchase of my life

still pink, BOY✌️

i need a friend with enough patience and tolerance to go through a Vectrex multicart with me

it may seem primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, maybe we could ask ashley for help

Posting an Ollie sketch because it’s been so long

i dug out my Vectrex tonight so i'm experiencing Peak Gaming from 1983 rn

please do not sully the good name of The Outfoxies Super Mario already gets Pac-Land's credit these days. Smash is merely an Outfoxies like lite. Can Mario kill with a bowl of soup? Can Luigi explode a man in a wheelchair? No....but Dweeb can

not sure about this new pfp, i like the photo but do i like it in a tiny circle...hair pink now though, so ✌️👀✌️

Tragic: the follower you hoped would like a post you made did not like the post

i dug out my Vectrex tonight so i'm experiencing Peak Gaming from 1983 rn

the funny thing about Blue Stinger is that you eventually stop thinking about how insane it is that 90% of the rooms in the game start with the camera like this

i kinda went crazy in Virtual On today ngl...lost most of my matches but this was my most wins since i picked the game up 🎉🎉🎉 The Century of Viper-II has arrived also i've mastered the so called "She's Lost Control" dive and the next person to challenge me is getting it rammed up their ass

When you're sick as a dog and you need that extreme power NyQuil

me: slide it through pizza guy: what? me: the mail slot on the door, just slide it through pizza guy: how, there’s no way an entire pizza will fit thorough there? me: it will if you do it slice by slice, slide it through

the funny thing about Blue Stinger is that you eventually stop thinking about how insane it is that 90% of the rooms in the game start with the camera like this

Download Fish Mail

Serial Experiments Lain will never age, not because of its plot or themes, but bc of the guy who says "PRESENT DAY....PRESENT TIME! AHAHAHA" at the beginning

for #randomgamesaturday it's one of my 'grail' games, Mad Panic Coaster!! it's a totally unique, nearly unplayably fast,completely out of control game made by madmen that i think everyone should at least try

One time I took a big drink of what I thought was water only to find out it was McDonalds Sprite. It completely resequenced my DNA from the ground up

having a real normal hair day today (thank you so damn much to @vequinox.bsky.social for bleaching and dyeing it)

im getting tired but i don't WANT to wash my makeup off >:( i hate doing things

Post you from a different era! for whatever reason my friend cropped out the school bus i had climbed on to get this photo (also i have no idea how to play guitar)

i've seen enough to make my decision. Cyber Troopers Virtual-On is for the girls

having a real normal hair day today (thank you so damn much to @vequinox.bsky.social for bleaching and dyeing it)

sometimes, you take a nice big sip of what you think was water, it turns out it was lemonade, and you die instantly

i lost my chill so hard when we were watching The Summer Hikaru Died last night lmao. Yoshiki put his hand on Hikaru's cheek and i straight up bellowed "DO IT" i am not immune to toxic supernatural Boys Love

actually fuck virtual on

aw shit......... here comes pac-man (2023)

a while back i made high-res versions of some game packaging graphic design i loved! use em as you will 🫱🫱 - "Sega Net Game" sticker from Phantasy Star Online (dreamcast) - "Maze Action Game" label from Layla box art (famicom - Game Boy rumble cartridge icon - Game Boy Color cartridge label

using my own Hit Post to remind everyone that i made a Namco-flavored version of the Loopy logo

the tracklists on these are insane (positive) i had to get them

when is sega going to grow up and put Clockwork Knight on steam, these saturn emulators are killing me and my actual saturn console isn't hooked up rn

this is still good and i'm still very proud of the role i played in making it happen

oh, ignore that — thats just my emotional support picture of the guy from Faxanadu sluttily drinking a potion

travelling susumu

youtu.be/sO8d1CIFV8w listening to this and definitely not crying now that i've beaten the game and read the lyrics

Zohran says you’re trans now

knives out

mamdani should come out as bisexual during his inauguration speech

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

*weary sigh* you're making it very hard to stan you right now

let's go Mamdani love da Mamdani

ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PRONOUNS BEGIN THIS NIGHT WOKE 2 SHALL TRANSFORM THIS WRETCHED LAND INTO SOMETHING BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND WHOLLY UNRECOGNIZABLE

left my webcam uncovered overnight and my assigned CIA guy was judging me for the two copies of 18 Wheeler: American Pro Trucker on my shelf

(clap clap) Guards! CANCEL this man!!