i'm always saying this

maybe we should make it illegal for any more white guys to start podcasts

why is the hand of the market invincible??? what is it trying to hide???

what is the accidentally unfollowing someone and the following them back and then they get a notification and it's embarrasing of irl social interaction?

media mailing my stupid chud son to the beautiful mexican state of baja california

to me, these are the blowjob brothers

to me, these are the blowjob brothers

I think we should be saying soup instead of slop. Friendsoup, Parrysoup. Thats's much nicer.

writing an international yuri story. gonna call it "futchball world D-Cup"

We are losing our beloved Anime Magazines.

today i saw a truck dealership and i went "omg just like in euro truck sim 2!"

save me ana trucking truck

why is the hand of the market invincible??? what is it trying to hide???

aaaaaaaaa i have job interview in an hour

my mental health is measured by how long ago i was up at midnight making seitan. 0 days since incident.

i make outsider art (i locked myself out the house and i'm drawing)

some of y'all

Convince Toru Iwatani to make Pac-Man a girl.

i want to make cute music that will rip people's guts out

having an urge for girl on girl violence.

I'd love to provide vertically integrated resource optimizing tooling support into your company's workflow

genderswap tifa × aerith yaoi

they call it UI because that's the thing between you and I when we're online

me

started cooking to many things and now i'm tired. someone needs to come over and finish what i'm doing.

lol just saw a job listing that had OCD listed as a qualification/requirement

media preservation got too mainstream now i'm into destroying media

my hand hurts from playing too much tetris

i was getting ready to type out an email and idk why i went to bsky and started writing it as a post

i was gonna go outside today and then i felt too small to do that

does anyone know if the davinci code is open source???

to a truly twisted mind like mine, the rocos have been regular all along...

The problem with the dang Play Stations these days is all the dang Rocos are entirely too sane, too logical

the plastic on the playdate crank gives a similar sensation to biting your fork, but the folding cover is soft enough to provide a very pleasant chew

Duke Nukem Teaches Female Anatomy (1997, DOS)

top 5 video game controllers to chew on 1. ds stylus 2. playstation move 3. neo geo cd (specifically the clicky circle pad) 4. wii mote strap 5. nes dogbone 6. n64

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save me ana trucking truck

just cut the flowers in my basil plant to make it more leaf productive and immediately after a confused bee arrived looking for the flowers. felt bad for the lil bee.

J2ME? more like gay2me!!

allie express would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

as a sports anime fan that doesn't care about real sports i really considered if i should watch japan vs brazil out of respect for captain tsubasa

A capcom minicute in every home

Duke Nukem Teaches Female Anatomy (1997, DOS)

manifesting a multimeter cause i need a multimeter and don't wanna spend money rn

They were really unbeatable.

may go to the beach specifically to cry there

anyone wanna go to costco with me?

being evil (going to sleep with wet hair)