two books down. not fond of this Cugel guy tbqh. maybe the fourth book brings it back around to mysterious and melancholic, idk

wassup new followers this is my boy louie

wip

heard the local news anchor call the weather "chefs kiss", and maybe we need another 500 years of boomer cultural hegemony if it means i don't have to hear people say words from the computer in real life

there's gotta be one last holdout, visiting the Waterman Studios website every morning, crossing his fingers for an update on the Leslie Nielsen Waterman Movie

stickers for sale, stickers for sale ova here

some colored sketchbook stuff #art

a great trump subplot would be if he got really into the bermuda triangle and called a press conference to announce they're "looking into it"

sketchbook sketchbook

new aquatic avi, just in time for fall! 🌊🌴🐠🦀💦⛱️

#Deltarune #GhostTrick

Things from the Shatter #art

Things from the Shatter #art

lowest vibrational form of life online is those dudes on twitter who would pick a single word out of a post that half-reminded them of a line from south park and reply with a gif of it. i regard them as something between vegetable and mineral.

what sort of event was the cage match in the first spiderman movie supposed to be. this weird non-fake version of wrestling attended by hundreds where the guy’s trying to hit a teenager with a crowbar. that’s assault.

wat da hell, da cat's clipping

maybe it's the achewood reader in me, but "dogg" is much funnier and more charming than "dawg"

Roastmaster General Jeff Ross came to the store i worked at during a sxsw. i didn't recognize him because of his alopecia, he was really annoyed this shitty fake bodega in downtown austin didn't have freshly made bagels at 11pm and left

the inspiration / the fanart (5x7" ink on claybord)

the opening of Stranger Things should have been a parody cover of Tone Loc's Wild Thing imho. also the little ben schwartz looking weasel boy should have been crucified

i'm usually immune to the "feel old yet?" scary media math, but it's actually getting me that next year, the 2nd run of lasagna cat video will be as old as the 1st run was when the 2nd came out

shirt design for the We Luv Video merch contest, if it gets nominated all of you in austin better turn up and vote for it!!

ethan klein and his wife after doing the fusion dance:

i caught up on one piece about a year ago, and after every chapter i'll check out the sites to see the discussion about it, and God this comic has the absolute dumbest and most annoying fanbase i've encountered in a long time

3 minutes into Hell Comes to Frogtown and i'm already sold

“It all happened in that magical year of 2024: President Joe Biden was firing up the base for his highly anticipated reelection campaign, a young Haliey Welch was taking the world by storm and talking tuah great luminaries, and HBO Max was in the throes of its bold rebrand to Max”

facebook reminded me of this book i found at a yard sale 10 years ago, and while still funny it was as a pretty ill omen for politics and culture going forward

the idea of the pope being from chicago /is/ funny, but then again i don't know any american city, big or small, it wouldn't be funny that the pope is from. The pope from Dubuque. The pope from Lubbock. The pope from Pigeon Forge.

some drawing requests from instagram #art

some drawing requests from instagram

The Alzabo (Gene Wolfe, Book of the New Sun)

doodles

some variations on a theme requested by @impgoo.bsky.social

Summoner #art #illustration

drawing requests from insta (3 from @impgoo.bsky.social )

variant because i went back and reread and realized their robes are supposed to be white

some sketches why not

found in a picture frame from an estate sale, anyone know who if anyone this would be a value to? preliminary sketches from the Denzel Washington movie Courage Under Fire, done by John Graysmark

why the hell they got ben affleck looking like the angry video nerd

i wonder if the popcorn guys and the microwave guys hate eachother. behind closed doors the popcorn guys are like "these microwave guys keep foisting the popcorn button on the public even though they know it makes bullshit corn" and the microwave guys are like "ahaaha ha fuck to the popcorn guys"

a couple years ago while going through stuff at my parents' house i unearthed this pic i drew when i was 9 of george w bush being executed by a legion of pokemon

wat da hell, virgil texas in the damn pitt

variations on a theme (photos by @rickabamboo.bsky.social)

guy who describes himself as Socially Woke and Fiscally Based

randy bitchford shut up, i'm too excited for deltarune to look at you

some sketches why not

every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again

deeply despise that video of the guys showing the zombie to miyazaki so ive been in hell. those guys were idiots showing their stupid thing to miyazaki (he was never going to like it!!), but his reasoning for disliking it is insane. also its from 2016. its not about generative ai!! losing my mind

hanoi is cool

the vibe i get from all these 20 year olds running doge is that they were the homeschooled kids who'd respond to anodyne jokes with these memes 5 years ago