uh oh !

This ransom memo should be as big a deal as the Kimmel suspension. It probably won't be but the stakes are higher for higher ed.

this is what my job feels like

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

Just like anti-vaxers, people who dislike immigrants are a weird terrible fringe group and we should treat them like the weird terrible fringe group they are.

*crawls towards you and your companions, clothes torn, barefoot, coughing up blood* does anyone want to talk about fire emblem three houses with me

The roaring Uni appeared.

Happy Undertale anniversary. Please enjoy Ralsei Uni

Any democrats who consider the texas flood a "fuck around & find out" moment is ideologically no different than westboro baptist church thinking 9/11 was punishment for new york city allowing fags. although god was not directly named, it's clear you view red states as the biblical nineveh.

chapter one #deltarune

kids these days aren't workshopping their vincent price impressions enough these days. that's my main concern about them

sorry not to talk abt steven universe on the timeline but like its a miracle this show got made right? like do younger lesbians recommend this show to each other?? what are they getting from the studios made now??

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.

"There isn’t some 22-year-old putting together a 'Most Defiant Moments At The State Of The Union' listicle this morning. Twenty-two-year-olds don’t have jobs anymore."

However much you hate the New York Times, it isn't enough

she's only wearing 1 boot to distract salvador #art #oc #characterdesign

sew me to the pussy human centipede style

i've been hearing people make a lot of racket about "White Lotus", but not nearly enough about our "Orange POTUS"

tamagotchi

personally i think tiktok going under rocks bc i dont use it and dont like feeling out of the loop on things

i think this is going to be the year of the italian

to survival

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

i think it would help people not be driven insane on the internet if instead of saying 'online' we went back to saying 'on the computer.' "Oh yeah, this one guy said something stupid on the computer" oh word? who fucking cares

In the early 1960s, Walt Disney carried the torch of one of humanity's oldest pursuits, the search for mechanical life. The result was Audio-Animatronics, a new breed of robots that would soon populate the world. Watch Disney's Animatronics: A Living History now.

balatro is the best game ever made. people have been saying this

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it

in case anyone had forgotten how fuckable i am

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.

i need to start planning what i'm gonna do once i get burned out on events

driving down FM 1488 on the way to the texas renaissance festival and shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows i think its a bad number

400+ years after the "First Thanksgiving" most Americans have no idea that the Wampanoag people are still here. My tribe, the Aquinnah Wampanoag, is on Martha's Vineyard and we're still fighting for our land and rights. We’re also doing some cool stuff. 🧵👇 if you’d like to learn more & support us

this dykey strip show boring as hell

when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to :(