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Parents just don't understand. Posting with oine hand cause I'm pettin my cat.
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Jan π¬ Jan
7 days ago
you ever poke your perineum and start making the most pathetic noises? yeah, me neither
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16 days ago
British ER shows are better than American because this dude dropped a toolbox on his scrote and they're showing full dick and balls.
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πβ¨Ashleyβ¨π (she/her)
16 days ago
This cracker barrel is full of sad Chiefs fans.
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Jan π¬ Jan
17 days ago
do you think bart simpson got into sexual choking when he got older?
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can you believe people live in Denver
16 days ago
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can you litigate against a retailer who is taking forever to send a gift for someone else for psychological harm from stress
17 days ago
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I am the plate of microwaved pasta that Anthony Soprano dropped that made Tony say he can't get a vasectomy. I am shattered on the floor and spattered on the cabinet doors at the feet of the humiliated child of a strip club owner
26 days ago
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Eateth Pilaf
26 days ago
absolutely none of you have heard of hyperbole
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Smooth Dunk
29 days ago
iβm setting you free. iβm releasing you from the discourse
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@joeymcallister.com
look at my bluesky banner if you enjoy feeling happy and having fun
about 1 month ago
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gwen howerton
about 2 months ago
the moral of Dazed and Confused and is that smoking weed and listening to ZZ Top and driving around your town in Texas is awesome
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K. Thor Jensen
about 2 months ago
Green Eggs And Ham Ending Explained: All The Hints You Might Have Missed
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Sorrowscopes
about 2 months ago
SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDNβT ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
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lukelukeluke
about 2 months ago
Breaking news: scientists discovered that weβve actually run out of numbers. βWeβre fuckedβ said one mathematician
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Ian Potter
about 2 months ago
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Poof Birb π΄ βΈΈ
about 2 months ago
there're so many ways to fall over and break your cock off
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about 2 months ago
why do people still use carpet
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that creed song about arms wide open gets a bad rap- its pretty fresh EWITH AAHMS WIDE OH-PAHN BAAAAAAAH *hits HUGE air guitar chord* BAAAAAAAAH
about 2 months ago
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Manning Krull
about 2 months ago
Buddy, same
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Manning Krull
2 months ago
Man, get a load of this fantastic wall. You don't see a wall like that every day. Really somethin'. Right around the corner from me; I can go look at it any time I want.
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2 months ago
Insane clowns? In THIS posse??
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jbexte
2 months ago
iβve been keeping track of the water outside of my place for a while now but i donβt really have any end goal in mind here
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Billy Joel is a fuckin poseur
2 months ago
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coke zero is gross follow me for more insight about coke zero
2 months ago
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Ken Jennings
3 months ago
Too hot to hold when they come out of the toaster, completely cold 30 seconds later. Thatβs the English Muffin Promise.
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stepping on a garden snail the size of a golf ball is so horrible. I repeat "Im so sorry" as I find something heavy to crush it completely with to stop it from experiencing whatever infrared hallucination it's having. I scrape it off the path I typically walk on saying "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
3 months ago
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Still playing Neko Atsume in 2025
3 months ago
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standing over the sink eating handfulls of dry boo berry
3 months ago
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Manning Krull
about 2 years ago
In Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995), they've redesigned Michael's mask to look like Mark Zuckerberg for some reason
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eating 90% coocoa chocolate and throwing french fries out the office window to the sea gulls
3 months ago
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
3 months ago
Asking the exhausted spirit Halloween employees wear they keep their chaste Halloween costumes
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@vincemancini.bsky.social
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i just wanted to mention i feel it'd be good if Brent does another draper D story he chooses a song he's ever heard one time before instead of just going for it an presuming he knows the cadence of the lyrics
3 months ago
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Cashlin
3 months ago
Salmon in the baseball glove secret trick the smell helps distract the other players the salmon in the mitt helps you catch the ball faster
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yeah maybe make the knives less sharp than that
3 months ago
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ive started to laugh like mickey doyle from boardwalk empire completely un-ironically in professional settings
3 months ago
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Tim Onion
3 months ago
The Sora AI thing is proof of something very important: The technology itself is useless without the ability to use the likenesses of real, living, unpredictable people, and the art they create. And the only way to get those likenesses or that art is to summarily steal it.
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Merriam-Webster
3 months ago
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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wife sent me this and I cant tell if its a sext
3 months ago
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is this image supposed to make people feel positively about these damn wafers? cause this smug little shit makes me want to slap. I would slap!!!!!!
3 months ago
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Cashlin
3 months ago
Fell asleep with a plate of fries on my bed. Holy shit
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Vince Mancini
3 months ago
Hard to think of a group Iβd less rather hang with than βdrunk golf super fans from Long Island who could afford Ryder cup tickets.β
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can you believe chicken dippies
3 months ago
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3 months ago
My council of eunuchs tell me that you're a little bitch
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I just got divorced Play some Peter Gabriel
3 months ago
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@mattlieb.bsky.social
just wanted to let you know that "silver lining- free grave!" about the trapped miners is now permanent in the lexicon of things I say when things go wrong
4 months ago
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bone temple pilot
4 months ago
hey
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Cashlin
4 months ago
Idk what to do
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ND Bleak Midwinter
4 months ago
I donβt understand people who donβt signal. I love signaling. Itβs so fun. Like here I go!!!!
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workshopping a new slogan for Supermac's (Irish McDonalds knockoff thats very prolific in rest stops, small towns and everywhere else): "Supermac's! Think about what you'd like to eat. Now, forget about that. Instead, here is Supermac's"
4 months ago
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4 months ago
This would be a perfect and hilarious time to just up and post my weird little butthole online or something lmao
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