Luke Burbank
@lukeburbank.bsky.social
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skeeting and deleting since 2025. TBTL.net
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Damon Agnos
2 days ago
Nuthinâ but a Gene Thang: The New Gen Z Trend of âKeadyMaxxingâ
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If you need a pick me up would absolutely recommend âSecret Mall Apartmentâ on Netflix. Itâs a meditation on urbanism and art. And cinder blocks.
about 1 month ago
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Jon
about 1 month ago
Plead enjoy this edit I made after learning my boss
@lukeburbank.bsky.social
can do a loon call
add a skeleton here at some point
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Some much needed good news from my mom
about 2 months ago
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Riq Woolen interception to win this game is the only ending Iâll accept.
#seahawks
about 2 months ago
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This is going to be my year.
about 2 months ago
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Just figured out Odessa Aâzionâs mom is Bobby Hill and I need to go lie down for a minute
2 months ago
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No thanks.
3 months ago
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Give a man a Dougie and heâll swag for a day, but *teach* a man to Dougie⌠talking lifetime shit
3 months ago
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Surprising number of NFL Defensive Coordinators sound like the last guy Big Pussy made eye contact with on that boat, looking at you Vic Fangio, Lou Anarumo, Steve Spagnuolo
3 months ago
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Damn itâs fun to root for Phillip Rivers. As opposed to last week, when I was still *kinda rooting for Phillip Rivers.
#seahawks
3 months ago
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Update from my mom
3 months ago
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And miss a chance to look this cool? No dice law man.
3 months ago
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Was texting my pal
@randballsstu.bsky.social
about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to âAccounting Crowsâ and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators.
4 months ago
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Portland Oregon is doing just fine.
4 months ago
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Well that should fix it.
4 months ago
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Luke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property.
loading . . .
5 months ago
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Brian Floyd
5 months ago
hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt
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Canât remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest.
5 months ago
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#mariners
#bubbrubb
#woowoo
5 months ago
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Unofficial: TBTL Podcart Announcer
5 months ago
New Episode of TBTL: #4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series... Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
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#mariners
#kirby
5 months ago
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The Mariners are good at baseball. The Mariners do good baseball plays. The Mariners have good players
5 months ago
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Devastating day at my Alma Mater âMr. Beast Stateâ go fightinâ Content Creators đ˘
5 months ago
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giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Bad Bunny would have really made my weekend
5 months ago
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Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.
10 months ago
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Critical lapse in judgment. Almost bought a pillow on Instagram and now theyâre after me.
10 months ago
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If you grew up in the 80s/90s like I did, you can probably remember the year where most of your money and time was going towards mastering the boomerang.
11 months ago
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I could do 26 straight hours on this
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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Iâd sooner have the door fly off this flight
12 months ago
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Okay but what might the impact be on podcasting?
about 1 year ago
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@walsh.bsky.social
promises made, promises kept.
#ViceGrips
about 1 year ago
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Alex Blechman
about 1 year ago
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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Real question: have you hugged your scale today?
about 1 year ago
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Just wrapped a 1 hour conversation with my mom trying to figure out the movie she liked called âGuiltâ starring âthat really good gay actor, heâs dead nowâ. The movie was âDoubtâ featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman.
about 1 year ago
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Excited to see Severance finally entering its âSpies Like Usâ phase
about 1 year ago
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Always have been, always will be.
about 1 year ago
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When Iâm accidentally FaceTiming someone.
about 1 year ago
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Uh oh.
about 1 year ago
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Watching Severance, like Kier intended.
about 1 year ago
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I have, not, and likely will never know if itâs Seth Meyer or Seth Meyers.
about 1 year ago
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Finally some good news.
about 1 year ago
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Oh no how will we soldier on
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about 1 year ago
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Any tips/tricks for keeping this Star Jasmine alive indoors until spring?
about 1 year ago
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loading . . .
about 1 year ago
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Starting to roux my decision to make gumbo tonight
about 1 year ago
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Absolute travesty this team was eliminated so early.
loading . . .
about 1 year ago
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Citizen Kane starring me but as I die I whisper âNot Fucking Now Zoom Updateâ
about 1 year ago
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Ken Tremendous
about 1 year ago
(standing in a neighborhood destroyed by fire, shouting through a bullhorn at crying families searching through the rubble of their lives) You can have money and water as soon as California declares that there are only two genders
add a skeleton here at some point
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Boutique Brand Activation otw to San Diego.
@chrislhayes.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
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