Luke Burbank
@lukeburbank.bsky.social
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skeeting and deleting since 2025. TBTL.net
#mariners
lost that game for two reasons, f**king around on the base paths top 9 and gross managerial incompetence bottom 9. This team is unserious.
11 days ago
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What the hell is wrong with Dan Wilson?
#mariners
11 days ago
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Finally some good news
about 2 months ago
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Done this for free many times. Need to work on my
#Rise&Grind
mentality and start monetizing.
2 months ago
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Luke Burbank
Hey Lloyd!
2 months ago
Watching a show from 2015 with references to Iran trying to build nuclear weapons is a real trip in 2016. Also, this is an excellent show.
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Very rare to witness an extinction event in real time like ABS is for Umpires. Iâll be amazed if they make it through this year.
#mariners
3 months ago
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Yankees brutally Frame Mogging the ump tonight.
#mariners
#abs
3 months ago
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Damon Agnos
3 months ago
Nuthinâ but a Gene Thang: The New Gen Z Trend of âKeadyMaxxingâ
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If you need a pick me up would absolutely recommend âSecret Mall Apartmentâ on Netflix. Itâs a meditation on urbanism and art. And cinder blocks.
5 months ago
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Jon
5 months ago
Plead enjoy this edit I made after learning my boss
@lukeburbank.bsky.social
can do a loon call
add a skeleton here at some point
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Some much needed good news from my mom
5 months ago
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Riq Woolen interception to win this game is the only ending Iâll accept.
#seahawks
5 months ago
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This is going to be my year.
5 months ago
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Just figured out Odessa Aâzionâs mom is Bobby Hill and I need to go lie down for a minute
6 months ago
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No thanks.
6 months ago
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Give a man a Dougie and heâll swag for a day, but *teach* a man to Dougie⌠talking lifetime shit
6 months ago
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Surprising number of NFL Defensive Coordinators sound like the last guy Big Pussy made eye contact with on that boat, looking at you Vic Fangio, Lou Anarumo, Steve Spagnuolo
6 months ago
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Damn itâs fun to root for Phillip Rivers. As opposed to last week, when I was still *kinda rooting for Phillip Rivers.
#seahawks
6 months ago
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Update from my mom
6 months ago
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And miss a chance to look this cool? No dice law man.
6 months ago
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Was texting my pal
@randballsstu.bsky.social
about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to âAccounting Crowsâ and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators.
7 months ago
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Portland Oregon is doing just fine.
7 months ago
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Luke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property.
loading . . .
8 months ago
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Brian Floyd
8 months ago
hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt
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Canât remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest.
8 months ago
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#mariners
#bubbrubb
#woowoo
8 months ago
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Luke Burbank
Unofficial: TBTL Podcart Announcer
8 months ago
New Episode of TBTL: #4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series... Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
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#mariners
#kirby
8 months ago
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The Mariners are good at baseball. The Mariners do good baseball plays. The Mariners have good players
8 months ago
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Devastating day at my Alma Mater âMr. Beast Stateâ go fightinâ Content Creators đ˘
8 months ago
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giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Bad Bunny would have really made my weekend
8 months ago
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Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.
about 1 year ago
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Critical lapse in judgment. Almost bought a pillow on Instagram and now theyâre after me.
about 1 year ago
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If you grew up in the 80s/90s like I did, you can probably remember the year where most of your money and time was going towards mastering the boomerang.
about 1 year ago
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I could do 26 straight hours on this
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Iâd sooner have the door fly off this flight
about 1 year ago
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Okay but what might the impact be on podcasting?
over 1 year ago
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@walsh.bsky.social
promises made, promises kept.
#ViceGrips
over 1 year ago
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Alex Blechman
over 1 year ago
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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Real question: have you hugged your scale today?
over 1 year ago
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Just wrapped a 1 hour conversation with my mom trying to figure out the movie she liked called âGuiltâ starring âthat really good gay actor, heâs dead nowâ. The movie was âDoubtâ featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman.
over 1 year ago
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Excited to see Severance finally entering its âSpies Like Usâ phase
over 1 year ago
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Always have been, always will be.
over 1 year ago
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When Iâm accidentally FaceTiming someone.
over 1 year ago
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Uh oh.
over 1 year ago
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Watching Severance, like Kier intended.
over 1 year ago
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I have, not, and likely will never know if itâs Seth Meyer or Seth Meyers.
over 1 year ago
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Finally some good news.
over 1 year ago
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Oh no how will we soldier on
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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Any tips/tricks for keeping this Star Jasmine alive indoors until spring?
over 1 year ago
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