Imagine being this cool for even one god damned second of your life

This is Lucy, who unfortunately has heard about the Padres bullpen

Seattle already has a Drake, and his name is Macklemore. Please don't try to double our cringe.

Still, though, better than AI, I guess.

I'm literally watching a Mariners post-game show hosted by a guy who didn't watch the game and keeps asking his listeners what happened. I'm not joking.

This is the future that liberals want

This is especially shocking coming from a man who has historically demonstrated a deep love for Seattle, from its sports teams to its workers.

Someone should invent a pill that makes you less sleepy.

This was a very nice read after this weekend's trolling by the Seattle Times. @publicola.bsky.social publicola.com/2026/05/07/t...

I'm legit getting choked up listening to this Randy Johnson acceptance speech, and I wasn't even alive in the 90s.

Puppy Kindergarten

Alpha 2 RK-501 Cubo radio designed by Dario and Mario Bellini for Siemens (1968)

Public Service Announcement: You never need as many Grape Nuts as you think you need when you're pouring them into your cereal bowl. Never.

I'm not trying to defend anyone here, but can you name one person who *didn't* create a special Spotify playlist after the Titans fell to 7-7 in 2022?

Letting the sunshine in.

Every. Garfield. Ever.

I still love this. The pointer sisters really did something special here. It has even become an earworm for my kids. 🥰

In case you missed it, the whole reason why I started this account was finally reported in the Seattle Times! (They didn't reach out to me for a quote though.) www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Please repost to help reunite this family.

The Mariners are a poison that you should give to your enemies.

Zonked.

It's going to absolutely feast on my em dashes.

If anyone in the North Aurora area is looking for a Smurfs Surprise Mega Egg, try the SAARs in Oak tree Village.

Every time somebody says "vedder cup" i get the same embarrassed feeling i get when my dad starts talking to a young server at a restaurant.

"It behooves the President both spiritually and politically to delete the picture" is an incredible phrase.

Today I learned that the only thing better than accidentally napping during a baseball game is accidentally napping with your pooch during a baseball game.

This is the problem with the left.

"Humpy the Redeemer"

Brought to you by the same team who's other statue is a mitt WITH A HOLE IN IT.

Did you know they call them "baby gates" because they're made by babies?

The only solution is for Cal and Randy to kiss on the mouth.

You crazy for this one, Reader's Digest

"The Seattle Mariners famously love doing this to opportunities." "What is 'Squander'? I'll take Unending Frustration for $800, Ken."

Twin Peaks: Donna Hayward at Laura’s funeral.

Vacation photos flic.kr/p/2s49rQV

Cal Raleigh hasn't been the same since he joined the army or Team USA or whatever they called it.

A little on-the-nose, don't you think, Hawaii?

clayton kershaw's last act on a baseball field was to get a silver medal with a rainbow ribbon draped around his neck

A fun twist on a classic.

oh, you like Guided by Voices? Name 5,000 songs.

Asked and answered

You guys. Baseball's back.

Glenwood Springs Co. July 1984. photo by Mark Williams. I was apparently working on a song that became Maps & Legends. Thanks Mark!!

I got to be on the radio today. Thanks, @kuow.org!

I'm the Andrew.

Todd Hido Untitled # 7210-a, 2008 Archival pigment print 11 x 11 in. (SHOW LA)

vintage polish posters: www.projekt26.com

me: is it called sand bc it’s between the sea and the land? waiter: ma’am i meant questions about the menu.

Her: What are you thinking about right now? Me: