Look, I celebrate anyone who's into rodent based media. I'm not going to pounce on someone dabbling who hops on the Alvin and the Chipmunks train. I get it. We all start somewhere. But it would be nice if people could dig a little deeper for the under ground stuff.

Congratulations to Myles Garrett on getting 23 sacks in 17 games. Reggie White got 21 in the strike shortened 12 game season.

Fugazi don’t hit as hard today because we as a society have solved all the problems they were addressing.

New Year Resolution to stop doom scrolling and focus on local doom.

It’s wonderful that my health insurance *and* hospital network have a little extra pocket change to sponsor the uniforms of my local professional sporting teams.

I was the first baby born in 2026!

Big day for this as all the articles about the lowest murder rate in 60 years get posted.

In 2026 we’re throwing away ball point pens that don’t work.

Small Factory just popped into my head, so sharing a little slice of early 90s east coast indie rock m.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJe...

Whenever I see Al Kooper show up in some documentary, he looks like Tim Robbins doing a sketch character. (no, I didn't mean Tim Robinson)

Remember “on fleek”

Why are so many people talking about not finishing books? Is it because they all got books as gifts and are talking themselves into believing it’s okay to read the new books without finishing what they were reading pre gifts?

Stat heads probably don’t have much use for it, a lot of luck involved. But to me FRTD is by far the funniest football stat.

But Oz never did give nothing to the Pickleman that he didn′t, didn't already have

Howard is your pickleman.

Rudoph’s dad is a real piece of shit.

ONE SLEEP TILL CHRISTMAS

Wet Hot American Summer is a Christmas movie.

You know who’s really good at taking pop songs and changing the lyrics to be about food? "Weird Al" Yankovic.

I have said it once and I will say it again. Sure working from home has benefits for the employee. But there’s an irreplaceable magic of hearing and smelling your coworkers in the bathroom that can’t be replaced with a zoom call.

I just saw a commercial with Kevin Hart.

This is really great. The energy, colors, layers, pen work.

Every once in a while i notice the football robots. Fox is sticking with the robots.

My low stakes Phish conspiracy theory is that in last few years, even if just for one bar, every show Trey plays the melody of “There Is a Mountain” by Donavan

Junk Mail is in cahoots with Big Paper Shredder.

Thank you to whichever weirdo blog lead me to listen to Zbigniew Namysłowski. I often read about people saying we should return to blogs and message boards. Both exist and persist.

they lowkey blew up the chicken man in philly last night www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMO...

My hobbies include looking at people who use the laugh emoji on articles about tragedy, and seeing how many of them are wearing sunglasses in their profile.

“Who Got Da Props?” Is a very good song. Good job, Black Moon.

Sometimes i like a post i don’t understand, just because it has the rhythm of something I would probably like if I understood it.

NCIS is on!

If someone in a movie is having a bad day and goes to a snack machine, that snack is 100% getting stuck and not falling.

Hello.

Would you rather watch 100 movies, or 25 movies 4 times? Perhaps it’s because of growing up with the cable system, where a handful of movies were on a loop. But I prefer 25x4.

There’s an account on here that posts the same thing several times a day and gets hundreds or thousands of likes every time. Fascinating behavior and response.

What’s happening

DJ Wintery Mix

Has modern Simpson’s addressed the fact that Moe lost his side hustle (main hustle?) as a sports gambling bookie to the apps?

dust remains undefeated.

I was at a friend’s house with an infant watching a show my kid never watched, and sincerely thought, “Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this.”

Oh no! There’s a crack in the Liberty Bell 😞

If my vague understanding of "the medium is the message" is accurate leftist and liberal messages should not be in AI. Even a silly little meme. It's a theft machine! It's helping the thieves.

I’m going to listen to some jazz. I’ll keep you posted.

Chip Chantry got not one but two nice shout outs form Todd Glass on the latest Mike Birbiglia podcast, which I thought was nice. @chipchantry.bsky.social @toddglass.bsky.social @birbigs.bsky.social

The last penny was minted today in Philadelphia. So long, pennies.

The cat paradox, they only like toys that get easily lost under things.

I've been mulling this over, pouring over stats, adjusting for the era, and change in rules and style of play, and I keep landing on the same answer. The easy winner is whichever decade happened when you were 12.

skattebo knows football