Everything bagel only has like 8 ingredients, tops. Settle down.

I have read three books by Steve Martin.

Prob recency bias and interest as a Phillies fan, but I can see a return in value of the derby and all ⭐️ weekend. When fans were all watching the same ESPN highlights the value lessened, but now i am mostly in my own local bubble and this increased familiarity with some names i only vaguely knew.

Just spotted a Raúl Ibañez shirt in the HR Derby crowd

Don’t speak ill of the dead. Even their worst shows are worth a listen.

You missed the sweet spot of doing a joke. So sorry, try again shortly when there’s a new joke format.

ask Beavis, I get nothin' but head - Big L

On Saturdays we add pink. Some art in progress that got pink acrylic paint added.

On Saturdays we add pink. Some art in progress that got pink acrylic paint added.

Does anyone else find it odd that on July 4th most Americans celebrate with French Fries, French Toast, and a marathon of French New Wave Cinema?

In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some of us, shyness might be our El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be our El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But! We must not let him defeat us!

It’s very sweet how they all want to say something to Messi.

I just heard the dog I'm sitting crying downstairs. But he left 30 minutes ago.

All AI visuals bum me out. But why on earth would you use AI art for the Grateful Dead. There’s 50+ years of human creativity devoted to celebrating the band and its culture.

I was just thinking about the time I played to a largely empty field by the liberty bell for a july 4th celebration, for no particular reason.

Yaxel Lendeborg

The most annoying thing ever posted. You’re welcome.

Happy Father's Day to all of the Fathers!

I have actually used this multiple times trying to remember which is which.

I understand why the American sport is called Football, with the punts, field goals, and extra points. But can someone explain why they also call the other sport Football?

Has anyone ever clicked this?

Patti LaBelle was in a band named LaBelle, despite her real last name being Holte. So was it was a Ramones type situation with none of the other members of LaBelle adopting the last name?

There’s no law that says if your band name has a ska pun that you have to play ska. It may be frowned upon, but you’re legally allowed to do it.

Guy yelling “freebird” loudly explaining to someone near him “no, i know it’s the worst thing you can yell out.” You see, that’s why it’s so funny.

Stiff competition, but Guru has the best verse on DWYCK

I checked to see if I was the first person to think of secular mantis. I was not.

Please come see my tribute band to The Guess Who and Men at Work The Who Could It Be Nows

I'm both people in that polka dot band with the penis noses.

I want to be an American Idiot

Kids today know way more about axolotl than my generation.

Coming to Broadway this fall, the musical sensation, Robert Caro’s “The Power Broker”

This is an interesting thread. And has me thinking about my own intentional and unintentional choices.

Big Podcast doesn’t want you to know that you can relisten to old episodes of WTF with Marc Maron.

I love every bridge I see, from Tappan A to Tappan Zee.

“Song for Dennis Brown” is an any generation Mountain Goats. Could be boom box cassette, or full band.

Hogan’s Heroes is easily in my top five sitcoms set in a Nazi prison camp. Catch me on the right sick day with a mouth full of chicken soup and I will give it number one.

Chaka Bon Scott

I forgot this show concludes with Etta James?!?!?? Incredible.

The Fall: what if everything is subtle stereo except for the extra loud crash cymbal hard panned to the right.

The SnackWell's crewneck sweatshirt will fix me.

This brain left intentionally blank.

And i ain’t got wings. Knocking things over Is the greatest thing.

The vape pen said you were up all night

The long running comic about Dagwood is called Blondie because of woke.

If it’s Goose, the jams are loose. If it’s Geese, call the algorithm police.

Everything about this clip feels like an Onion video. Their smug faces, the air quotes, the title of the show. Incredible work.

I’m not in the mood

Going to need a monthly cost of living raise.