I forgot this show concludes with Etta James?!?!?? Incredible.

The Fall: what if everything is subtle stereo except for the extra loud crash cymbal hard panned to the right.

The SnackWell's crewneck sweatshirt will fix me.

This brain left intentionally blank.

And i ain’t got wings. Knocking things over Is the greatest thing.

The vape pen said you were up all night

The long running comic about Dagwood is called Blondie because of woke.

Only Six Genders deal in absolutes

If it’s Goose, the jams are loose. If it’s Geese, call the algorithm police.

Everything about this clip feels like an Onion video. Their smug faces, the air quotes, the title of the show. Incredible work.

I’m not in the mood

Going to need a monthly cost of living raise.

I don’t love or dislike the black crowes, enjoy some songs a lot, never dug deeper. I got legitimately scared when i heard one of their songs going to and returning from work. Thankfully they all seem to be very much alive.

In my day you’d take an old timey drawing and make it about how beer is good. Nowadays you make the ugliest AI drawing you could possibly imagine and make it as yellow as possible and make a very obvious and correct point repellent.

Gang Starr.

Obama: What I’m more interested in for Democrats is, do you know how to just talk to regular people

Someone microwaves fish at my office at least four times a week. It’s nauseating.

Playing a silly phone game and it says I get a bonus prize if I complete 12 Steps. My understanding is it’s a lifelong journey that you never fully complete.

after reading a post I thought “you seem fun” and then after a beat thought to myself “no, I meant that sincerely”

If anyone knows a sound engineer that works on Star Wars, my stomach right now could be very useful for alien languages.

I wonder if Bill Nye declares himself other kind of guys. Bill Nye the Burger Guy. Bill Nye the Movie Guy. Bill Nye the Sigh Guy (after a rough day).

Have you ever seen a video or photo of this guy when he doesn't have a huge smile on his face? NYT found one!

A lot of Dylan covers take themselves too seriously and don’t realize he’s funny.

Reading my own posts, me and this guy have exactly the same sense of humor.

We might be due for a sequel to this book. Things have only gotten worse in the following 23 years.

Thread for when I go to someone's wikipedia and learn they are from Philadelphia. Starting off with Charles Earland, I went to his wiki after enjoying "The Great Pyramid"

I suddenly am getting a lot of use out of a promo cup I almost threw away. This is a terrible lesson for me to learn.

Gender flip gritty reboot idea: president of the united states of america.

“Don’t hate me. I have changes” The easiest edit. Takes five minutes tops. “Actually just a few minor changes!” Whole day ruined. Pretty much starting from scratch.

You hear a lot about people’s achilles heel, but very infrequently about their prometheus liver

Dick Justice.

I see a lot of talk about the Fifth Element since it went up on Netflix. Every one is free to draw their own moral red lines, but maybe read through the “Personal life” section of Luc Besson’s wiki page.

I heard there was a secret chord Beato found I tried to listen but I got bored

It hit me last night this has a bit of a Beach Boys thing going on with the melody, percussion and harmonies. m.youtube.com/watch?v=p9-s...

I found this poem i wrote in a pocket sketchbook. I don't think I've shared a poem in over 20 years, I mostly write them for me, or to eventually use a snippet in a song. But this one felt ready to share as is.

Bodacious cowboys such as your friend will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome

Sorry I didn’t return your CD I borrowed in 1998. I still have it if you want it back.

Does anyone else think it's weird that we eat chicken eggs, and fish eggs, but you never hear about cow or pig eggs? What are they doing with them?

I always assumed Kris Kross were manufactured by some grizzled cynical studio exec, but they were discovered by Jermaine Dupri when he was only 18 years old, by the time the album came out which he fully produced he was still only 20.

Previously on Juicy: Man, this birthday is the worst day Opening Scene: (We see Biggie drinking champagne) what? I was thirsty.

This article is infuriating. Great reporting.

Why’s this dude half a head. I think it would work better smaller with full head. 🫡 Similar to the scale of this dude 🤷‍♂️

I miss when we had a president who put CONHUNRRY over party. I welcons this new skills development area. To learn more about the wonderful Obama family visit your local library branen.

Exciting announcement! Today we're adding a new feature that makes everything worse. You can't opt out.

Bodacious cowboys such as your friend will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome

Do you have any unimportant “remember where you were” moments? I remember where I was when I learned 32 year old Frank Gore backed out of his deal to sign with the Eagles.

I said I am a walrus, not *the* walrus

I guess it’s my fault for using the discover feed. But just because I read a few posts about people’s beloved pets dying does not mean i want updates on every pet that dies. Shit is heartbreaking!

Imho war is good for absolutely nothing

I had a dream where I was trying to think of the funniest thing you could find in someone's google search history, and the answer i came up with in the dream was: C-3PO hetero porn