when I see someone else use a stock photo that I've used.

No you don’t understand, it’s okay for me to use AI because I make the worst memes ever and it makes the orange Cheeto mad.

I've never done a Fall album ranking, but currently listening to "Bend Sinister" and suspect it would be top three.

It just occurred to me that if you were to explain most Cheers cold opens they would be "a guy walks into a bar" joke.

The bleak have inherited the earth

Mistakes, I’ve made a few, but then again, low key too few to mention

The guitar solo on Bananas and Blow.

You know who else had long hair and girlbossed too close to the sun? Britt Robertson in the 2017 Netflix comedy series Girlboss.

a lot of people hate on AI art, but did you know that AI stands for Albert Inestein? Don't feel so smart now, do you?

Herbie Hancock “Chameleon” is still the best.

Are there any new COMBOS® snack product flavors i should know about?

When it comes to going to the bathroom, a nice clean functioning toilet is goated.

Anyone remember George Magazine, started by John F. Kennedy Jr.? I thought I was so adult reading this thing.

dialated sheeples

Wife looking out the window and accidentally wrote Guided By Voices lyrics: The red cardinal is eating the cosmos

Yeah, sure. Maybe I’ll hit that follow button after you cast a woman to act in any of your plays.

Pavement request: does anyone have a copy of a live bootleg where a guy in the crowd yells “Unseen Power of the Picket Fence!” Between nearly every song? It had early versions of Wowee Zowee songs. Circa 94-95. I used to have it on cassette, and have been trying to find a copy for 20 plus years!

I’ve never had to wait for the microwave to be available when i worked from home.

This is fascinating but not surprising. There’s a link to the source in the comments and you can do your own word searches.

Could someone fix everything. Maybe not everything, but a lot of things? Thanks!

GoBots really fumbled the bag. They beat Transformers to the punch by a year, and are almost entirely forgotten.

I wrote up a joke, downloaded an accompanying photo, wrote the alt text, and then deleted the whole thing before posting.

Anyone else find it infuriating when waiting rooms have the tv blasting. We all have a world of entertainment on our phones. Who wants this?

This country assures this song is forever in my head. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ppv1...

The opposite of this meme is when someone makes a good point and then drops the R word.

Thinking about doing a really good post later. So good it might do double digits.

How odd

It was pretty good, but it was no Arch Deluxe

I tricked my phone into going over 500 tabs.

Instagram is incredibly good at picking half of a threads post to make me want to click. I’m curious! But not sign up for threads curious.

Eagles rookie WR Darius Cooper is not the first Philadelphia player from Tarleton State. Derrick Ross played for the Philadelphia Soul!

everyone gets their turn in the cracker barrel

In the 90s we had No Doubt, now we have No Joy

Is this the last show to intentionally portray the police as morons?

Gritty reboot of “Who’s the Boss”

angular banjos sound good to me

Oh wow. I asked chatgpt how i could help computer, i was not prepared for her simple answer: Stop all the downloading. That took me by surprise. That felt… vulnerable and deep.

Federal ban on amusement park claw games.

Yeah i liked your post, i like a lot of posts.

Oh.

I was looking at my mp3 folder for Horace Andy, and noticed a shift in tone to his songs! 1997 song: “Good Vibes” 2022 song: “This must be Hell”

I was exposed to phish early. But hated it. Now I’m a huge fan and my favorite era is right now. Part of me regrets missing historic shows. Part of me thinks i got the best of both worlds.

“Whole” and “hole” sound very similar when spoken. They mean different things, but it’s fascinating how the words are both similar and opposite of their respective meanings.

Dead & Yo! MTV Raps is that anything?

I've been seeing people complaining about autocorrect and even as a terrible speller I'm here to tell you that you should always TURN OFF autocorrect. There is no upside to having it on. You'll still know if a word is spelled wrong, with the red underline, and no very wrong guesses by the computer.

Marc Maron has been a guest on shows a bunch lately. And several times while listening I've thought, "jeez Marc, let your guest talk!"

We talk a lot about how many old people are in congress, but not enough about how there’s a man in the house who’s never seen the Cowboys win a super bowl in his entire life.

Sequels to Harry Chapin's song keep happening in Pennsylvania. The original takes place in Scranton, PA. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGld...