At least these doofuses could look intimidating

Been called it bsky.app/profile/half...

I need a Stranger Things season 5 edit but it’s just all the dramatic closeups of the ensemble cast of 43 characters

#neverforget youtube.com/shorts/eKbhG...

It’s absolutely frying me that the guy who recognizes Scott in episode 3 is credited as “Dude Bro” 🤣

Social media isn't a great place for nuance or context, but despite that I want to take a moment today to talk about some of the things that made the MetroCard special in its day.

This is why they want us talking about day care scams.

Big New Year’s Eve plans? Yeah re-watching all of Heated Rivalry, of course

When you have to mail international packages at the post office and you get your arch nemesis teller

Just explained episode 7 to my wife who (wisely) stopped watching and I was mad just describing the nonsense that happened.

Nobody said “no” to the Duffer brothers and they really should have.

STRUGGLING to slog through the remaining episodes of Stranger Things. This show has gotten so unyielding.

Maybe succession plans shouldn’t rely on people born before the end of world war 2

New York Post hates landlords. Hell yeah

This is a post about random rec players on 2k

The problem today is that nobody has any shame

I’m a 40-year with a Bachelors Degree, yet every time I open TikTok I’m served with a Wheaton College ad.

New York City, California, is there no safe harbor for the billionaires anymore??!!???!!!

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

You guys. Legitimately one of the best television shows in years and I’m both so happy and in shambles that season 2 isn’t out til 2027.

Shane Gillis doesn’t get enough hate

Quarterbacking is a lot like Jazz, it’s the interceptions you don’t throw.

There’s a better universe where I know more about Fish Brosmer than Jackson Mahomes

Just sitting here, waiting to go to the cottage

Adam Silver in corner cackling

Merry Xmas, ya filthy animals

@mcuban.bsky.social telling people that it’s easier to have a “real discussion” on the platform owned by the guy who literally did the Nazi salute on stage isn’t the flex he thinks it is.

“Merry Christmas, to celebrate the birthday of a man born in the Middle East, we’re rounding up black and brown people”

Xmas day brunch Bloody Mary mix prepped 🙌🏻

Mariposa, by Alexander Calder, 1951, 📸 by Bruce Ely

These Heated Rivalry promos are getting wild

@cjzero.bsky.social Ant with the shooting celebration, please pull that clip. That’s a fine for sure.

Not saying I’m the goat but took about an hour and a half including 40 minutes total drive time.

Costco AND Trader Joe’s the Monday before Xmas 🫡

Been white for 40 years, never had to apologize for it 🤷🏻‍♂️

FEATURING DRAKE AND CHRIS BROWN TOO

Oh you hate Niki Minaj? I’ve been hating her since 2014 www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...

A few years ago Nicki Minaj was saying that the COVID vaccines were giving people erectile dysfunction and testicle inflammation. She's now saying we should all respect Donald Trump. I think maybe she's just wrong about a lot of stuff.

I’m sorry, I’m now just learning that Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate got their worlds rocked in consecutive nights? Going into 2026 feeling renewed.

The funniest thing about Noam Chomsky being in the Epstein files is the worst white guy you know (Oberlin alum) has to develop a new personality

Another rat jumps ship. Love this for her.

I literally bought 2 items as a present for my niece. It can’t be said enough, late-stage capitalism is hell.

@pablo.show on a heater making a mockery of my Knicks. Thank god they’re competitive now 🤣 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

“Covetous Jew”? Fuck this dude forever

If Mitchell Robinson wasn’t always in foul trouble he’d, without a doubt, be the best interior big in the league.

Quoting Reagan when you’re clearly gearing up for a presidential run as a Democrat. Bold move!

Wemby is a damn cheat code

Hope core is back baby

Watching the 50 P Diddy doc now and I need 50 and @pablo.show to collaborate. No secrets would be safe.