stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.

folks it's another @hels.bsky.social on thanksgiving banger: www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

my initial read on the Peter Thiel antichrist stuff was that he was calling anything he didn't like the antichrist and so far I have yet to be proven wrong

tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Every American should have this in their wallet:

This is so funny because recipes can literally already be copied and reposted with no attribution or copyright. All AI does here is add statistical noise and make the stolen content useless. AI can’t even steal content without fucking it up.

No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???

Yeah you're gonna wanna turn these on if they aren't already

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

The Demi Adejuyigbe special on Dropout is delightful and has some very solid recurring bits.

THE TJ MAXX BY HYNES IS A GEHRY?!?!?!

proactively yeeting my phone into my apartment building's parking lot in case he has the wrong Ben Smith's number

Here is my official ranking of Charles Laughton movies. 1. The Night of the Hunter.

but wait

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

Post a movie where you are from

Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero

"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.

thrilled to exist at the same time as both a new Ken Burns documentary AND youtube creators making Ken Burns documentary-length videos of their own

Douglas Adams: We should not invent the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Techbros: We have created Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

A Jitterbug phone? Oh, you mean an Elden Ring.

happy snow day to those who celebrate

just saw a squirrel scampering up a tree with what was very clearly a hot cheeto hanging out of its mouth, hashtag blessed

Americans need to eat fewer ultra-processed foods and more dubious powders

“Your dating pool would be much better in Boston” is a cross-species issue I see

The Busy World of Doctor Who

Frankenstein on a men’s rights podcast: “we have to solve the male loneliness epidemic”

I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now

this is how you lose the dish war

hey hey hey bim’s on the way

having now done the initial assembly for this, I don’t know why the lord sends me dessert ideas but I am delighted by how deeply Midwestern this latest ecclesiastical vision appears to be turning out

the SECOND I clock that your stage graphics were made with AI I stop having fun at your show just pay a fucking artist!

oh it’s like this was designed for me specifically

I dropped Spotify and switched over to Apple Music and the audio quality is better AND it's finding wilder cross-fades to do when I listen on shuffle than Spotify ever did.

I just finished Marx's book this week (I've liked his last two, and loved him taking on this topic) but found its "actually the bad guy is poptimism" conclusion extremely frustrating and underbaked after what had been an interesting and thoughtful coverage of the last 25 years of cultural trends.

An excellent panel! Sad @benmsmith.com couldn’t make it but enjoyed his Puzzle Event Spiciness scale

Oh my god that is the worst possible answer

sim game where you are the layout editor for famous magazine Cooks Illustrious and must decide what order to print your coworkers' recipe-based sniping to minimize how pissed they get at you & please readers

Every fucking thing he says flashes the "charlie brown had hoes" tweet into my brain. No it's not, that isn't true.

Google [pointing a gun at your gmail account]: now listen to me very carefully, if you want to keep using this you’re going to keep Gemini on. You love Gemini, everyone loves it, everyone needs it.

the verge's reviews program has always been the heart of the site and one reason we jealously protect it and refuse to do brand deals is so we can just say the products are bad www.theverge.com/report/82215...

Do it.

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple

SPONGEBOB big guy pants okay spongebob BIG guy pants okay spongebob big GUY pants okay spongebob big guy PANTS okay spongebob big guy pants OKAY

Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆

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