thanks to @rusty.todayintabs.com, I'm already up to date with the latest trends in Berlin!

I refuse to read any further www.the-berliner.com/english-news...

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢ DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

This week on the podcast: POP QUIZ! Are these Eurovision artists Weird Little Dudes? This is an opinion poll, so there are no wrong answers! (there ARE wrong answers and this WILL count towards your final grade in Eurowhat this semester)

The grand unified “Everyone is Twelve” theory is a legit contribution to contemporary thought and critique. We really are ruled by evil adult children!

My review of Taylor’s new album is that when Beyoncé turned 35 she made LEMONADE.

(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha

if you announce that you're breaking up with Nicole Kidman because she wanted too much sex you need to do it at a press conference where you're in a full body cast. just a little slit in the head area where a pair of wild, haunted eyes are staring out

Scream us a song, you're the Piano Man A song from the darkness beneath With your piano wire hair and your soul-chilling stare And your eighty-eight black and white teeth

👀 👀 👀

hit with tariffs after typing 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚜 into a jupyter notebook 🙃

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

when I text her half an hour later that it's on the family plex server

This week on the podcast: POP QUIZ! Are these Eurovision artists Weird Little Dudes? This is an opinion poll, so there are no wrong answers! (there ARE wrong answers and this WILL count towards your final grade in Eurowhat this semester)

the pitchfork review of this weekend's big pop release is deeply satisfying to me, thank you pitchfork

:::Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars voice::: DON’T RESKEET IT JUST BLOCK

I am home in Chicago now but I would like to share this excellent flier I found in Yerevan.

❌ quote-posting bad actors ✅ blocking bad actors

Impressively deep and on-the-nose thoughts from a four-star review of Mickey 17

this entire thing was so unnecessary once again: hire a comms person and save your bitching about the userbase for the group chat

The documentary Predators is the good shit. One of my favorite movies of the year, and it reframes its own goals as a film multiple times throughout, without you quite realizing it's doing so, in a way I found quite impressive.

fantastic movie weekend

yes

it is OCTOBER I am supposed be getting to wear my SPORTCOATS and SWEATERS and LEATHER JACKET what do you mean it is EIGHTY-ONE DEGREES OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW

queen shit.

this is our cracker barrel moment

This is great work. Great. And you know what? A librarian might not know all this off the dome, but they would absolutely help you find out.

Do not pay $100,000 to become a podcaster for the love of god

Bari is a terrific example of a person who has, perhaps tragically, mistaken her charisma for intelligence

there's no longer any way out of this but through, and in this regard i think the regime is becoming its own worst enemy. it's starting to bring a sense of clarity to guys like murphy and theo von

to put it in terms they will understand: if you want to run a pancake store, but then millions of people who only want waffles turn up, fuck you, you run a waffle store now

actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

any book can become infused with garlic aioli if you try hard enough and believe in yourself

the slight creepiness of the horse race task in this week's #Taskmaster is *chef's kiss*

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

Cannot overstate how enormous the gulf of enthusiasm is between "garlic-scented vampire book" (we're having a bit of cheeky fun!!!) and "brought to you by mayonnaise" (fuck Off to hell)

MARKETING EXEC 1: so I was thinking, vampires, garlic, what if the book was garlic scented MARKETING EXEC 2: incredible idea. ill call my guy at hellmans MARKETING EXEC 1: your who where????

any book can become infused with garlic aioli if you try hard enough and believe in yourself

much like a celebrity alcohol brand, low startup cost to perceived profit ratio

"Could the next Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman be an AI avatar?" I don't know, could a peanut butter sandwich somehow turn into the next Jeep Wrangler? Could a cellphone magically turn into a tiny bird and fly away with my wallet? Could a family of large opossums replace the government?

I had to read that sentence 4 times and I still don’t believe it. One of my friends in CS and I were chatting about chat bots the other day and he said “they just answer organized word salad based on prompts; it’s not information” and that’s the most accurate description I’ve heard…

me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now