My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com

The best Tarantino film not made by Tarantino.

Bulls-Raptors matchup.

I know someone who died from plaque buildup. A shelf collapsed at Trophies Incorporated.

Ben told me that they’ve invented some new letters for this year’s bee. Have to be good if you want to lift the țřøþhÿ.

Dinner rolls are my bread and butter.

Happy birthday Bob Dylan.

You can add four letters to BLUE____SKY to get a state nickname and state abbreviation.

Maybe not the quintessential headline, but a headline that only The Onion could do.

I might be the only person who caught the Big Furry Hat making a brief cameo in the final Late Show episode.

After earning his 69th (nice) career Truck series race win at Dover last week, Busch was asked how many races he wants to win in his career before he stops racing. "You take whatever you can get, man," Busch said. "You never know when the last one is going to be, so cherish them all -- trust me."

I use the app DotDash for all my code-breaking puzzle needs.

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Cedric Entertainer Cheese

"Man, that's crazy, they're making YOU apologize." is one of the funniest in-the-moment jokes I've ever heard. Lord.

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

Ted Turner died last week, and the current hosts of "Dinner and a Movie" are divorcing. Tough days for TBS.

"Good Luck, Bear!"

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball, but AFTER the game, every state high school basketball association was like "You hear about that shit in Washington State where they let a dog play? I guess we need to put a very clear addendum in our rulebook".

I believe that one day my browser will be able to access the clipboard, and we’ll no longer need shortcut keys.

This May the 4th, nine canonical entries of the best questions I've written for Star Wars trivia nights: 🧵

Once I saw this photo of a corporate headquarters of a web engine no one you can name has used in 20 years, it never left my mind.

Atlanta Hawks celebrating Tragic City Night.

New planetary mnemonic: Mike Vrabel Exits Media Junction Since Unwed Nuzzling

WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ

A great CBS Sunday Morning segment about Pearl Fryar, one of the great South Carolina artists, who passed away earlier in April. RIP to the legend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzR3...

Publishers Clearing House is not real. If thousands and thousands of people have been winning $1m yearly for the last few decades, you’d either know someone or know of someone who had by this point.

Napoleon and Wellington at Waterloo was a real pastry war.

INDIE BLOGGER 2012: Welcome to my new blog Pissinjeans Puzzles! Puzzles harder than a friggin boner lol INDIE BLOGGER 2026: Hi ho! Returning to the rotted corpse of P*ssinjeans blogspot to announce I Am Now Writing a Midi for PBS

I don't believe these gentlemen should have gotten that angry when a errant basketball hit them as they were sitting adjacent to a basketball hoop at a public basketball court.

Yaa Gyasi is a young adult novelist. YA is literally half her name.

Every year, the National Toy Hall of Fame inducts a toy that has been known for thousands of years. These include The jigsaw puzzle The kite The ball The blanket Playing cards Bubbles The swing Slime Sand I hope to be on the committee and be the person who says "What about 'the backyard'"?

INT: THE VATICAN A Swiss Guard sharpens his halberd on a whetstone.

Other major sporting events need an official instrumental theme like the Olympics and Masters.

They splashed down! We’re all getting free tacos!

There's too much content in the Avatar: The Last Airbender universe right now.

"Hello my children, I'm Pope Leo XIV. With Easter Mass coming this April 5th, I'll have clues about forgiveness in pop culture, so that your afterlife isn't in jeopardy."

Fielding error.

The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

Dawn to Geno apparently:

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