E, Prix, Love

So, since I've never been to Connecticut for ACPT, I thought this might be the year to finally go. If I just filled out the waiting list form, how likely is it for me to get to go?

After bypassing Athena clusters and tripassing the Poseidon clusters, I've been able to access the 2026 MIT Mystery Hunt. It looks like it's exactly my style. #mysteryhuntpredictions

After a hiatus of my white-and-cardinal hat hacking days, I'm excited to say I've accessed the MIT mainframe via AB testing that's HTML5 compatible, and now have access to the MIT Mystery Hunt's theme. See some other's I've hacked into, and the 2026 edition drops this week. #mysteryhuntpredictions

Help me, I'm stuck outside, in front of a blurry background, with a man with a microphone asking me how many subscriptions I have and how much I paid for DoorDash this week.

Thanks guys.

“Help control the surplus population, have your poor imprisoned and workhoused!” Ebenezer Barker

Jingle All The Way is a Home Alone movie.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

I can report that comments on the wheelsongenius YouTube videos hides comments from bigots and prevents them from posting on any video. Because fuck transphobes.

Looking through the nearly 5,000 questions I wrote in 2025, and I have to admit the round about name the cracker given its hole arrangement will be a tough cracker to crack.

We must put an end to the gerontocracy. The same reindeer have been pulling the sleigh for eons. And Rudolph was a token youth hire.

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

No, Mr. Ravenscroft. YOU'RE the mean one.

James Madison is coming up a little short.

Not beating the allegations with this one.

Me after buying a new crossword book at the bookstore:

Not watching TV, instead being at a Christmas trivia night, which seems like a much better choice.

Watson vs. Grok on Jeopardy when

Crimes and Misdemeanors, but mainly Crimes.

Was very glad I could pull off this visual joke at one of my trivia games recently. RIP Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

Hamlet? Oh, you mean

ChatGodParenT

If you die on the Polar Express, you die in real life.

Calling with good news, I hope!

Spotted on "Wheel of Fortune" tonight.

Have you ever gone to YouTube and tried to watch all the versions of Twelfth Night’s closing song? Because I certainly did that in 2025.

What does it mean to be the "Color of the Year"? Will paint shops feature Cloud Dancer front and center? Are more buildings and homes expected to use the color for their design? Why is it for 2026, and not 2025? This Pantone tradition is one I've never understood.

In a world where doomscrolling has broken everyone’s brain, there’s something appealing of walking away from social media for four months. Life’s too short to spend 8 hours a day everyday on any social media. Congrats to darth for figuring out a happy medium.

If not food, why food shaped?

Maybe not the quintessential headline, but a headline that only The Onion could do.

A lukewarm take I have: "Wheel of Fortune" is a show all about letters, and nearly 1/4 of the spaces on the bonus wheel are not letters. There are more apostrophes and ampersands than Us or Ts.

I’ve submitted a retroactive Emmy ballot to have the vomit hose operator nominated for Best Supporting Actor.

"Jimmy Nibbles Live!" has been taken off the air after recent assassination of Charlie Croc.

This week is the Super Bowl of brands posting memes of "Which table are you sitting at?".

"I'm going to tell you that I've bet one of the question editors £10 that nobody will get this, and I'm happy to give you £2 if you don't." Contestant nails it. See my question that left Victoria head in hands, flabbergasted: youtu.be/I7Ogoz90OwM?...

Ewoks don't seem like a very interplanetary traveling group. You think they maintained the space port the Empire built them, or they let it atrophy?

I will always be sad we only got 7 episodes of Murderville.

A Jitterbug phone? Oh, you mean an Elden Ring.

When I was 6, I won a Hawaiian grass hat at a luau event when I correctly responded that there are twelve letters in the Hawaiian alphabet.

“It was not about a chase but about a puzzle of logic and skill that amounted to a test of his self-mastery.” #mitmysteryhunt

The Gamecock game is truly one that’ll be discussed for decades.

You want me to respond to an email? The preferred form of communication for pedophiles?

In these dark times, we need a hero.

[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a woman who looks exactly like Kim being thrown out of a courthouse] Kim: is that good

I think it's pretty simple then. If the Republicans don't keep their word, all 8 should resign immediately.