Yamal got the bathtub and Messi got the hose.

Trying to place a bet on what color the Michelob Ultra they'll dump on the winning manager.

Goat (rotated), by Arthur Dove, 1935, 📸 by Joan Monfort

All three of these actors have starred in a film based on Homeric literature.

6-4 World Cup Scorigami

Kind of interesting that until the World Cup final tomorrow, Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal have never met. Just two different orbits.

Carvin Gas

Did you know salsa was invented when Cuban rhythms was born with Japanese took their sound systems to the UK, Spain made the churro.

Sam Neill. May he always move in herds. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nqa...

I still find it odd that Trevor Noah played pool with Lindsey Graham on The Daily Show when Trevor hosted.

All y’all making fun of Lindsey Graham, but it’s going to me the South Carolinian who has to see a whole bunch of political ads while watching Wheel of Fortune.

I hope Norway knows how much fun folks had watching them, and I hope they know they have a bright future ahead. 🚣

Harry the Cable Guy

Honestly, I’m impressed that the Norway national team was able to get this oppo file dump right before the match.

Is she one lucky duck? No, she’s a

The worst destruction of Egypt since the fire at the Library of Alexandria.

It is important to note that Travis Kelce knows the Weird Al song “Albuquerque”.

This looks like the logo of the newest entry in the NYT Games portfolio.

Don’t cry. 2-3 Argentina

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In soccer they can determine if a player’s toe is offsides with computers, while in football they’ll have two guys haul a 10-yard chain onto the field to see if it’s a first down.

Shoutout to the Twin Peaks citizens who backed into a diagonal street parking spot.

In honor of Country Roads, we are moving the Final to the WV Mountaineers' football stadium.

America isn’t even that old; if you’re 50 you’ve been alive for one-fifth of it. The country has existed for a span covering only four presidents’ lives.

You just earned a yellow card!

vuvuseeya

In soccer they can determine if a player’s toe is offsides with computers, while in football they’ll have two guys haul a 10-yard chain onto the field to see if it’s a first down.

It's coming home. To Cape Verde.

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

Mike Breen after watching Telemundo: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......

If we are building a fence around a pool, it needs to be one of these bad boys.

Last Tuesday, I went to the zoo with my family, including my 2nd grade cousin Alex. While riding the zoo's skyride, Alex notes aloud to the family, each with a different level of nervousness, the observation "We are 100% going to die".

Adiabatic describes a transfer without heat, and this article describes a Heat transfer without Adebayo.

It's coming home. To Cape Verde.

Just got fired as a bellhop for not brining enough Michelob Ultras to Mr. Thornton's room.

The use of "Sirius" by non-Chicago teams to me is like a different Premier League team playing "You'll Never Walk Alone".

IShowSpeed was kicked off the set because this streamer guy doesn't know ball.

If America had any household soccer stars, we wouldn't have to have David Beckham star in half of all commercials this month.

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

Like everyone else, I'm stunned.

Woody and Buzz better be playing in Super Bowl 61.

What's round, orange, and at Madison Square Garden right now? A basketball.

Amen. It’s why I’m the best OneWord player I know.

I’m not the stepladder, I’m the ladder that stepped up.

This article compares Caitlin Clark to Tim Tebow, and I don't think that's fair. Tebow has two national championship rings. Caitlin has zero.

tfw you're reënergized for the N.B.A. Finals

My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com

The best Tarantino film not made by Tarantino.