RIP Ted Turner, dead at 87:05.

I think about this comic all the time.

love to talk to the computer like I'm a sovereign citizen weirdo trying to explain to the county clerk why I don't legally have to pay the 13 traffic tickets I've racked up

ROXANNE...

SHAFT

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

Can't help but notice Ben didn't try the same opening bit in the Bulgaria episode... Genieten!

need this to be released for the Switch as well it's a beautiful day in the village and you are a horrible delivery robot www.youtube.com/watch?v=XItf...

would it be accurate to say that euphoria/sam levinson is what happens when straight people try to be john waters

May you find something you are passionate about to the degree that Variety breathlessly covers individual sketches from SNLs both foreign and domestic

me sauntering into the weekend vs. me being dragged into the work week

every day i log on and read something new about the Bluesky staff doing some foolish thing because they kind of hate everyone who comes in here and i love that this site is like what if an airport dive bar was run by guys who got 2nd place in a Math Decathlon

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the sound i just made was not dignified

Were it not for schedule conflicts such as "eating", "sleeping", "day jobs", we would probably still be chatting about this as you are reading this. Enjoy this delightful conversation!

girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce

incredible performances (and sound design)

you are not unc if you're in your 30s. you're unc if you are a black man that dresses like this.

Managed to resist the temptation to go full Spreadsheet on this one please clap. Enjoy!

This is just Street Fighter

the seven kingdoms of pop PR industry animals! industry plants! industry fungi! industry algae! industry amoeba! industry bacteria! industry archaea!

The title "la canción" isn't great from an SEO perspective. Related: if anyone knows where one might be able to stream the miniseries of that title from last year, can you give me a holler?

I am not a crackpot: If you are a party of 10, you are not allowed at the coffee shop

these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

HAPPY TASKMASTER PREMIERE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti

lmao @ this week's popbitch

mods are asleep, post bean hole

Mikenip content: * Björk * Master’s thesis re: TV * Queer media representation * Competing “WE THE UNDERSIGNED...” missives Enjoy!

What’s a good sound effect to convey “wooo! party!” that isn’t an air horn?

I’m not a mom, but I’ve noticed that “wine mom” and “Patagonia wearing mom” and “moms pushing strollers” are cited as people who aren’t expected to take political action, or even to hold strong opinions. You all had moms, why do you think so little of her? Because she made you eat veggies? Grow up.

Happy 64th birthday, Marcia Cross!

he has a linkedin page under his own name, where he lists his job as PITBULL www.linkedin.com/in/mr305/

Genuinely give AuDHD people basic income and housing, give them a bit to settle into their routines and recover from the trauma of survival, and then be ready to see shit pop the fuck off

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

I started reading The Brothers Karamazov and went to go put it in my reading tracker app, only to come across the funniest possible cover for this book.

In Finland we don’t say, “there will be consequences.” We say, “the rooster of honor will not sing for you.”

Has anyone renewed their passport in the last year? Any issues? (Not urgent, but would would like to mitigate shenanigans)

Finally getting to talk about Ireland on St Patrick’s Day! And I have a new favorite pdf! Enjoy!

It's that time of year again... It wouldn't be Saint Patrick's Day without the Leprechaun Brothers singing Danny Boy 🍀 The Swedish Chef, Animal, and Beaker from the Wally Boag episode of The Muppet Show in 1981

living in IL-09 be like

Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life

Real talk: I have yet to encounter ANORA in a crossword #oscars

That’s the good stuff. You wouldn’t believe how many rural american dollar stores carry this spicy ass ramen.