Cookie Licker

The most important fan fic ever written: archiveofourown.org/works/733964...

I think about this picture I took of the Queen’s Gambit board game in 2022 a lot.

It’s not surprising that Eric Adams’ antisemitism crypto project got rugpulled, but it is surprising that he didn’t even wait a day before pulling the rug out

War crimes www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...

accidental land acknowledgment

trump take health care

There is no War on Protein. You can get 'protein donuts' and 'protein poptarts' at my local supermarket. Starbucks offers 'protein foam' on their coffee. It's never been easier to hit your macros!

Rob Bonta would have made a great governor, but at least we still get him as AG suing the Trump administration into oblivion

My name is Mary Peltola, and I'm running for U.S. Senate to fight for fish, family, and freedom – and that begins with fixing the rigged system in DC that’s shutting down Alaska. We need systemic change if we're going to lower costs, save our fisheries, and fill our homes with abundance again.

Nominating Jerome Powell fed chair is probably the only good thing Trump ever did as president, so of course he's spent the past eight years regretting it.

“no rapping tonight” why? “you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing” ok [after one beer) uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy

Zara Larsson I'm sorry I said your 2019 dc pride set was "mid"

ahahaha, I love our new bisexual stereotype

The Daily Mail Preston Parra piece is truly hilarious. God bless whoever wrote the photo captions. Racism is bad and it’s bad that House Republicans keep hiring them. But it’s also faintly embarrassing that so many Election Twitter folks thirst over Preston

this is the funniest possible response to asking someone for a face pic

The situp requirement was just 32 situps in one minute. That's...not that hard.

has there ever been a better author’s note?

bisexuals stay winning

You lying piece of shit. I chaired the Minnesota DFL for all three of your runs here. I watched you lose. Three times. Minnesota never bought your con. And now, as Chair of the DNC, I’m looking forward to ending Trumpism for good in 2028 — not with lies, but with votes. Again.

ICE continues to arrest US citizens that happen to have hispanic surnames at an alarming rate www.startribune.com/us-citizen-a...

Michael Rappaport, a professional low level shit talker, calling Porsche a professional high level shit talker. Interesting!

Nicolae Ceaușescu looks like Too Much Plastic Surgery despite living at a time where that was unlikely

If men got muppety-er we could solve the male loneliness crisis

Good for him!

Trump and Noem and ICE are lying about the woman they murdered in cold blood

💯 There's a difference between completely disengaging from the world around you [bad] and carefully controlling how and when you choose to engage with the world around you by being conscientious of what media you consume [good]

sweaty

Wow some intracabinet feuds breaking out as Dr Oz attacks Pete Hesgeth

ICE raided a school, handcuffing teachers and macing people, so now Minneapolis has to cancel classes to keep their students safe from lawless ICE goons

letting Trump and his toadies get away with Trump 1 is the direct cause of them taking things further during Trump 2

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Caleb Hearon 🕯 The Traitors 🕯 Season 5 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

BBC is reporting that the same ICE officer who murdered Renee Good was involved in another violent incident in June.

I hate to break it to you, but heavily-armed government militias are roaming unchecked through US cities and shooting human rights observers dead in the streets. That's happening in our country.

Robyn’s 2010 song “Time Machine” is critically under appreciated purely because it happened to be on Body Talk and being the seventh best song on an album usually isn’t a big deal. But being the seventh best single on Body Talk means you’re a great song

Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."

Robyn euro dance pop: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Robyn rapping: ⭐️⭐️ Robyn rapping about juicy hentai: ⭐️

fresh haircut new robyn singles peruvian chicken for lunch today is a good day

They’re obviously doing this to suck up to Trump so the paramount merger gets approved BUT they’re not even good at that. Just compliment Trump! Don’t compliment his minion/former rival! Morons can’t even suck up right

I recently got a carrying case for my favorite board game to hold all the expansions and it required many hours of assembly, cutting things out and wood gluing them and fitting pieces together. Insanely soothing to turn off your phone for six hours and lock in on a crafty task.

Happy birthday Olivia Nuzzi!

Two straight men facing off to fold a fitted sheet properly in Sheeted Rivalry

As far as I can tell this article is just bragging about having the president’s phone number? Trump appears to have said nothing of substance in response to the questions. So the only real result is making sure people know the reporter is well connected? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/i...

A question I think about often is the Las Culturistas standing question of “what was the culture that made you feel culture was for you?” and not enough people left have “thinking the Iraq War was stupid” as one of their answers, imho.

This is embarrassing

This will not be simple. It will be chaotic and messy or it will require boots on the ground (likely both).

This illegal regime change will massively destabilize the region, sow chaos, and haunt us for years vs no it won’t

I don’t think Trump knows that Venezuela’s oil is mostly trash and no one wants it