Cornyn loses: “well obviously no one can win a gop primary without Trump’s endorsement” Massie loses: “well obviously no one can win a gop primary without Trump’s endorsement” Kansas resident and hightech cock ring manufacturer Zach Lahn who’s running for IA governor: hold my fucking beer

@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social the default setting is to show 3 candidates on your reporting page. you can click to show *all* candidates. any chance we could get a middle option? asking for a #cagov watcher who wants to see more than 3 but fewer than 61 🙃

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

Awful news for Andy Ogles' barely-closeted gay staffers

DC Metro lights it’s rails on fire to clear snow, but that’s intentional

It is crazy that Stewart Pearson from THE THICK OF IT might make the top two for California Governor

These colors don’t run (due to Amtrak wire, switch, tunnel issues)

Sometimes I see a @willsommer.bsky.social article called like "Inside MAGA's Fake Gay Motorcycle War" and I just think "you know what, I can pass on this one. I don't need that"

In 2014 i worked at a campaign office in a haunted former hair salon in the red light district, so yeah, I get it

truly one of the Posts of all time here:

Someone you know is more than one of these.

"The vulnerability is an astounding, high-profile example of the types of risks that companies are putting their users and workers under when they offload important functions to AI." www.404media.co/hackers-simp...

Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!

Great movie, thank god they didn’t make a sequel. Even with that cast and writing team, every sequel would have like a 30% chance of being bad and then soon enough you’ve ruined the franchise

Thanks Jared Polis!

If they're going to insist on playing baseball during Pride month, the Nats presidential mascots should at least kiss

happy pride month

I also really want to flag this: Collins is significantly more MAGA this time around than she was in Trump 1.0. In 2017, she opposed Betsy DeVos’s confirmation and the Obamacare repeal bill. She also bought herself time with opposing Barrett. Now, she voted to confirm RFK Jr. AND Tulsi Gabbard

ahem. hello. I am back. Primary School is back. but only for New Jersey, only for now. enjoy. primaryschool.ghost.io/new-jersey-2...

Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!

it's crazy that F. Scott Fitzgerald predicted Pride month in The Beautiful and the Damned, nearly 50years before the first Pride

it's crazy that F. Scott Fitzgerald predicted Pride month in The Beautiful and the Damned, nearly 50years before the first Pride

admo porchfest is straight, petworth porchfest is queer i don’t make the rules

Enemies to lovers romance in an alternate world where the only difference is they never passed the 12th amendment Thinly veiled modern Jefferson/Adams slash fic

How on earth is the Michigan senate primary still over 2 months away?

BREAKING: Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution have pulled out of the Great American State Fair

Talarico should run some of the old NRSC ads without any edits other than the paid for disclaimer “I’m James Talarico and I approve this message from the Republicans who know Ken Paxton best” www.notus.org/campaigns/pa...

Kevin Kiley voted to slash Medicaid and millions of Americans are gonna lose coverage Local Sacramento TV is highlighting what this means for his constituents (feat. a short clip of me!)

There's a ton of people scolding the DNC for being rude to Stephen Miller, and it's important to remember the context that Miller is himself insanely rude. People like him aren't entitled to the benefits of polite society given their singleminded devotion to killing off polite society

Game changer

Trump is the worst president for Gamer-Americans in history

I think they have severely underestimated their own stupidity

Zohran stopping for a cigarette break at the 10mi mark in the NYC marathon and still setting a PR is iconic.

one thing you have to give new jersey is that all of their place names have incredible aura. cheesequake? awesome. ho-ho-kus? delightful. secaucus? lovely. ong’s hat, zarephath, succasunna, loveladies, mahwah, moonachie, hacklebarney, lower squankum. a whole state of bangers

Everyone involved in these bogus prosecutions of any of Trump’s enemies needs to be disbarred

Learned recently there's a whole subculture of halal BBQ joints in texas, originally because Texas's quite-large Muslim population couldn't eat at ones that also prepared pork, but now it's a whole thriving culinary niche. Real "glorious American melting pot" stuff

NJ pride off the fucking charts

Officially have enough tiktok followers that I’m getting offers to do payola to artificially make songs trend

If you've ever complained that movies these days don't have enough color, you damn well better go see I LOVE BOOSTERS in theater (ditto if you've ever played the video game Portal, read Hegel, or shoplifted)

"NJ Governor Sherrill says she’s been denied entry into Delaney Hall ICE detention facility in Newark... Roughly 300 detainees had gone on a hunger strike to protest conditions they describe as inhumane." DHS denies the strike is happening. 🎥 from @nj.com: www.instagram.com/reel/DYxIJaO...

NJ primary is next week -- Kevin is a great follow if you're into that sort of thing

New papal encyclical quotes Gandalf “It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till.”

enjoying the nithya raman vertical drama ads so much

This is the hottest thing a man could ever do

Regardless of how you feel about Peter Navarro, you gotta respect the gall to publish an op ed that’s just a not subtle ad for his book www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/se...

Bored in rural North Carolina. I’m pretty much always an open book in the DMs, but if there’s ever anything you wanted to ask anonymously: ngl.link/matth66937

Whoever first photoshops a tulsi black and white stripe haircut onto that rubio pic is gonna get a million RTs

Mikie Sherrill’s son was the first plebe to reach the top of the Herndon Monument this year

oh they wanna touch the stove so badly

Wait they hired her to do the dnc autopsy?