yeah the guy whose husband owns Mothership was never gonna have a non-insane email program

Board games with [too many?] friends! Thanks everyone for coming to this very silly idea I had for a massive Spirit Island game featuring every spirit

Board games with [too many?] friends! Thanks everyone for coming to this very silly idea I had for a massive Spirit Island game featuring every spirit

The NYT does not allow its Rome bureau journalists to ask the pope to bless people/things out of conflict of interest concerns

Didn’t she jack off a guy during a regional production of Beetlejuice?

Was going through old chats and found this incredible quote from a pizza guy who saved someone's life with CPR

Rep. Sánchez tells RFK Jr. that she finds it "incredible" that he suspended the CDC's promotion of vaccines while "spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock." whatwasthat.show/p/rfk-jr-get...

Chrissy Hofbeck has to be the most twist screwed player of all time, right? #Survivor

Emily Flippen immediately clocking why this twist is dumb as hell: double eliminations can turn a small lead into a giant lead in one cycle.

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

New Carly Rae Jepsen on Saturday, everything is good again

Hell yeah NJ transit is soaking the fifa whales www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

Rick Scott holds the world record for Most Medicare Fraud, so perhaps he's the one making government the problem?

I gave The Drama a 3.5/5 the night I saw it, but ten days later I can’t stop thinking about it and finding new fun ways it was thought provoking. boxd.it/dOS0bF

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

bodied

POPE LEO 1 - TRUMP 0

Cardinal Pizzaballa never would have been weak on crime

I believe the Pope should respond: “Non omnia illa legam. Sed gaudeo pro te. Aut doleo quod acciderit.”

soft on crime? i dont think so

calling the pope weak on crime, our crazy drunk uncle has lost the plot

Dem 2028 candidates take notes!

need eyes on Rod Dreher stat

not in my one whole catholic and apostolic faith!

Sorry but why does Martin Shkreli have a video of Eric Swalwell doing that?

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

My romance book club’s group chat was seething about this

On the other site, Robert Bork’s twink grandson just coined the term “slopcaster” to refer to the Joe Rogans and Theo Vonns and Candice Owenses of the world. 10/10 new word imho

One of the best things about America is out openness to immigrants and refugees in crisis. It brought my ancestors here and it makes our economy stronger, our culture better, and [least importantly] our food tastier.

March: “well this Iran war is clearly just an attempt to distract from the Epstein files” April: “obviously this Melania-Epstein self disclosure is an attempt to distract from the Iran war disaster”

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

hall of fame twitter ad

Where do you think they would put the American pretender antipope? Miami right? Las Vegas is the right answer but they’d pick Miami

Gen Z colleague had never heard of Tim Gunn. Who is teaching the children!

hosting fancy cocktail parties and masquerade balls is a matter of national security

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

the existence of the card Swords to Plowshares implies that Judeo-Christian religions exist in the MTG universe

hello gay people in my phone, happy #mcm

$29M in Iowa? Oh they’re worried worried

YYYY/MM/DD superiority

hello gay people in my phone, happy #mcm

The most jarring thing I'll never forget is when Anderson Cooper was interviewing AOC and he asks if Trump is a racist, AOC says yes, and Cooper gives a shocked "how could you say that?" And Cooper is supposed to be one of the good interviews!

This Reddit post is formatted like a joke but it’s actually a very dry recitation - at times, direct quotes - of America’s public war strategy over the last month. This can’t go on. This is deranged. Impeach and imprison.

I’ve never seen a movie theater crowd react as negatively to a movie as they did to The Drama

Clear words will flow where once confusion grew, New paths now open, making exchange feel light.

Trump is spending $2B/day on an illegal war after passing the largest Medicaid cuts in history

Conservative men are never beating The Allegations www.mediaite.com/media/news/k...

The current 6-day Jeopardy champion works at a housing tax credit agency in New Jersey and for his banter with Ken he just looked directly at the camera and said "New York, California, shame on you, build more housing" and folks when I say heroes walk among us