I wrote about God and Cracker Barrel johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/christ-in-...

A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵 An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.

Me, very drunk: Doechii’s Alter Ego is so important, y’know?

There’s a girl at this Lady Gaga party dressed as Mayhem but my first thought was “oh my god Carmen Sandiego I love your work!!”

I cannot believe I’ve planned to be at an event during Eurovision final - why didn’t I put it in my calendar!? 😭

Dancing at the Kylie concert like

So excited!!!

Tried to search Christine Baranski and typed “christmas”into the search bar and then stared at it trying to remember why I was searching Christmas

abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga. Stefani I have received your message and will be acting on it soon

Tried to make an Omelas reference to my fellow nerds and was met with blank stares

Fran Fine would be SO disappointed in me right now

At La Folie Douce in Les Arcs and suddenly I understand Roger from American Dad - it IS all about Après

Kylie Minogue performance followed by Cynthia Erivo showing a Wicked clip followed by the New York Liberty WNBA team? This 15min of the parade is for the GAYS

I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out

I forget how quietly I walk until I accidentally keep pace with the person in front of me and I have to consciously make my steps louder so they realize I’m there

JD no that’s not what intersectional means