this broad sextin like jerkcity. unfortunately this is how i discovered they have deleted any mention of felching from the back catalog but i think this will do

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

If you don't think DSA has the gas, the Muslim democratic socialist mayor-elect of NYC just waltzed into the Oval Office and the most racist ogre alive just kissed his ring. No other group has motion like this.

Yes! Think about it like this. Zohran is so charming he got the world's most famous racist capitalist to slob the knob of a brown socialist for an hour in front of the press and if you don't think that matters to the country as a whole then I don't know what to say. Optics are everything to Trump.

It is kind of incredible how much of Trump's perceived power comes from the inversely high bitchmade behavior of his opponents, like weenies Ted Cruz or Chuck Schumer. Faced with an actually confident, charismatic guy like Mamdani who makes no excuses and no apologies, Trump just... crumbles.

You are legally required to say "big yawn" when you see this

ok

"The Republican Party Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Exist" is a moderate take IMO. "The Republican Party should be prosecuted as a criminal conspiracy against the republic" is where I'm at. Excellent article by @dennycarter.bsky.social

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

Incredible headline.

Still underperforming Fartcoin. 💩

They've discovered all the cool bugs already. This sucks.

Yes, because that's *ALREADY* what you should be doing. You're *SUPPOSED* to disobey illegal orders.

If a swastika isn't a hate symbol, nothing fucking is. That's the poster boy. That's the A-lister of hate symbols. This is unreal.

Sounds about reich

I’m howling.

The President of the United States is literally threatening opposing lawmakers with death for a video they made encouraging service members to refuse unlawful orders.

“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter

Programming a robot to say "I love you" and "you are a big strong boy" is history making levels of pathetic.

Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.

They're slow roasting your ass over in the rotisserie chat

I would not, personally. www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...

"Is this good" I mutter staring out the window at a dog pissing on a tree.

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

You know, it doesn't matter if Trump sucking off Bill Clinton is really true or not. It's true in my heart.

Kinda important to remember Venezuela has never attacked the United States on our soil in any way. Not once. US just turned 80+ of them into chum and tries to coup them every 4-5 years when they get bored. Venezuela is only an enemy in that they (correctly) say their resources belong to them.

You ever feel the grim reality of The Now?

Gold-Digging Shovel Co. boosts record profits after gold discovered in them thar hills.

Just keep Cloudflare down. Free us.

Anyone expecting a full and honest accounting of this rape ogre's involvement with Epstein during this administration is naive to point of grim hilarity. He is surrounded by toesuckers and pet clowns. I don't trust them when they tell me the *weather* unless I look outside.

We didn't get the Star Trek future, but we did get the Star Trek present. Yipee.

Everything is so fucking stupid all the time. It's exhausting.

Greeting each new morning with same type of grim but affable determination as this guy

Logging on

The urge to get up and do anything else but you have 2 adorable sleepy cats on you

Fox declares War on Christmas on the side of Scrooge

Game of the Year Nominees: - Super Mario 3 (1988) - Imaginary arguments in the shower - The little cup and ball with a string - The ones you play with my heart 😞

Grim. Like looking into a bottomless void.

it's so funny how trump keeps keeps threatening to go after bill clinton if this epstein stuff doesn't go away but no one cares

Read this thread.

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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

"That's right, he had to rape those kids to save them!" - a sentient human being with a job and constitutionally protected access to a gun

Wild graphic on front page of WSJ.

New from 404 Media: Microsoft and nuclear power company Westinghouse Nuclear want to use AI to speed up the construction of new nuclear power plants in the United States. "may lead [..] to catastrophic nuclear consequences" and distrust of nuclear tech www.404media.co/power-compan...

Amazon should be nationalized and generative AI should be banned.

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