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When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.

for such a cozy wholesome game, this thing makes me want to tear my hair out.

well, it finally happened. I made a post on the DnD subreddit that people are mad about.

omg New Cousins! 69 New Cousins! Nice!

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

Imagine walking into an established writers room with a list this vague and acting like you just saved TV. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Don't ask me why but I think all Modrons are from Wisconsin. Look at the little guys

All wizards, regardless of gender, have long white beards. It's like a Santa Clause situation.

IF YOU BUY A PHYSICAL RULEBOOK FROM WIZARDS OF THE COAST, YOU SHOULD RECEIVE DUAL ACCESS TO THAT BOOK ON ALL WOTC WEBSITES. WHY AM I PAYING FOR THE SAME BOOK TWICE

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

ʰᵒᵒᵗᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃʳᵉ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᶦˢᵗᶦⁿᶜᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒʷˡᵇᵉᵃʳˢ. ʰᵒᵒᵗᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᶦⁿ ⁿᵒ ʷᵃʸ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵒʷˡᵇᵉᵃʳˢ. ᵃⁿʸ ˢᶦᵐᶦˡᵃʳᶦᵗᶦᵉˢ ᵇᵉᵗʷᵉᵉⁿ ʰᵒᵒᵗᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒʷˡᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᶦˢ ᵖᵘʳᵉˡʸ ᶜᵒᶦⁿᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ.

me when my players attack the weary traveler and ignore the seven gold canaries fluttering around him #dnd #ttrpg

I'm a half elf, but just the bottom half 😏

my biggest issue with dnd's Keys to the Golden Vault is that there's no instructions on how to level up the encounters. The level 1 heist is a museum heist, which is cool, but who the hell wants to play a level 1 character

Ok I need to try daggerheart yesterday this looks rad as hell

baldurs gate 3 needs a mod that drops all of the juiciest Ed Greenwood Faerun Facts into the loading screens, like all the breastmilk facts!

Surprisingly in Baldurs Gate 3 there is not a "fuck your way out of it" option for every problem, so you're not REALLY getting the full DND experience, but it's pretty close

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

happy anniversary to the Destruction of the One Ring, which happened on this day in TA 3019 and caused the defeat of Sauron and the destruction of his armies, the Black Gate, and Barad-dur. Also two years later Elanor the Fair was born to Samwise Gamgee and Rosie Cotton

honestly man shoutout to Steam Returns for being reasonable. Two hours playtime or 14 days from purchase (whichever comes first) is long enough to figure out if you're going to keep a gain and ive never had a return refused for any reason

Seeing Satine Phoenix pop up in any old ttrpg stuff is always a fucking jump scare now lmao

melinoe fanart i did back in may 2024! #artpost

Gygax really put a lot of thought into the original dungeon master's guide, huh

my friends playing DND: "wait is this just the plot of My Big Fat Greek Wedding?" me, the DM: *smiles evilly*

learned today that the older editions of the dnd handbooks had a short list of historical figures with high charisma but low physical attractiveness: Caesar, Napoleon, and for some fucking reason Hitler

KETHERIC THORM WAS GOING TO BE A PLAYABLE CHARACTER??????? LARIAN WHYYYYYYYY

This gif is very related

i love video game mods because you'll get something like "my Wholesome Hat Options mod REQUIRES scrungyd4ve's SEXIER NAKED FEET AND TITS framework"

tis the season

This shit goes hard as fuck

escapism takes many forms

#StevenUniverse #Pearl

ok the dungeons and dragons Secret Level episode was pretty good. Like the dnd movie, no need to know anything about dnd rules or lore, a simple bitesized quest wrapped up in 15 min of TV.

bring back the dinotopia puppet fmv game

me resurrecting an old DND group

It's always funny when people try and cheat at nerd games with loaded dice

when my gf wears The Dress 😏

“you should be a good person without having to read books” of course you should, but do you know how to be a good person to everyone, especially people who are different than you, without the books? without curiosity? without a desire to learn anything?

Ttrpg character idea: warlock whose patron strips her of her powers so she turns to wizardry for revenge

very happy the new Indiana Jones game is going all in on nazi punching

Home of the VVitch.

Finally setting up my blue sky, refollowing everyone, and trying to get back into the swing of social media in gen I'll be slowly reposting my older work here (mostly Dnd, Critical Role, other Fantasy Illos) as well as any of my new stuff as I'm permitted :) Thanks for stopping by!

you love to see it, folks. Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves is one of the most streamed movies in the first week of October 2024

Very funny that Steam is facing a massive class action right now and today are forcing users to accept a TOS update that affects how you can seek damages from Steam

steam needs to be able to tell the difference between "playing a game" and "game is open" because there's no way these numbers are real

brings a little tear to my jaded eye to see how many people on Bluesky agree that “eat shit, fucko” is the only appropriate response to debate perverts who are mad that this website contains too few slurs