Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Which appliance sounds drive you completely insane like John in this week's episode? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

what if when you died you got a killcam of the person or thing that got you and before you could wonder what it meant or if there really was an afterlife the lights just went out forever shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

this week, we invent a new sports league to test the impact of nature vs nurture. welcome to the CloneFL shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

peetah. peetah its me. your wife, lois. dont you remember me? peetah

greg

happy monday! our new episode is called "the sand eating contest" and we're digging into the controversial commercial that's dividing America. you know, the one about cutting up a burger into slices shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

a number of crimes have been committed throughout history

nintendo direct voice: a new garfield is on its way

uhhh. it does something. definitely. dont worry about it

rocks can be food. if you are a rock man

MORNING, TRUCKERS! We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us. patreon.com/ifyouredriving $1/$5/$10 and that's it! Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!

what manner of beast be this

all orbs are spheres. but not all spheres are orbs

what would you do if jeff was

MORNING, TRUCKERS! We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us. patreon.com/ifyouredriving $1/$5/$10 and that's it! Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!

We welcomed LB back to the show for a Fond FarewelLB and they got John to say this almost immediately patreon.com/ifyouredriving

merritt saw the creature shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

this week on @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, I See The Creature Everywhere. Who Is He. Please Explain The Creature To Me shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

Please listen to @ifyouredriving.bsky.social so you can understand why the phrase "is that the creature?" will be in my brain forever from now on

Listen to @ifyouredriving.bsky.social because it contains moments of pure genius like @nikigrayson.com’s off the dome plot summary of The Picture of Dorian Gray. You can hear when I realize I need to lock into this explanation.

i havent had a podcast in nearly four years. if you missed hearing me, good news: i'm now a regular host of If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes w/ my old Fanbyte colleagues @nikigrayson.com & @floppyadult.com. new eps every monday, plus weekly bonus eps for patreon subs www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Important update from @hunktears.online and the show itself 🐊🚗

If you're not in the @ifyouredriving.bsky.social Patreon you're really missing out www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving

this week on @ifyouredriving.bsky.social we talk more than you might expect about the dungeon of doom shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

Some folks in the @ifyouredriving.bsky.social Discord suggested “Avatar 4: Grohm Jabar“ to be one of the best starting episodes of the show and now that I’ve listened to it again I agree.

if more people knew about @ifyouredriving.bsky.social it would be the #1 podcast in the world (it still is)

I think you should listen to @ifyouredriving.bsky.social

looney tunes scam text theater @ifyouredriving.bsky.social

surprise i'm guest-hosting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social this month shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

it's monday pod.link/1648903956/e...

no pod this week as niki and lb are on the move to avoid power outages and smoke. we are safe tho.

Fledgling Manor is available now with a special launch discount! Please enjoy our funny, sexy, weird game about vampires, reality TV, and a metalhead from upstate New York store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

new episode. we decide to start doing steroids again and explore the world of supplements. pod.link/1648903956/e...

Mark your calendars and add it to your wishlist, Fledgling Manor comes out on December 11! It's a supernatural horror visual novel featuring: -Three narrative routes -Six endings -Over a dozen CGs -An original soundtrack -A bunch of freaky vampires store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

Video gamed out? Need to lose your grasp on reality (in a fun way)? Listen to @hunktears.bsky.social, @nikigrayson.com, and I talk to each other about life under our wet sun in every episode of @ifyouredriving.bsky.social! patreon.com/ifyouredriving

new episode of our good podcast 📺 www.patreon.com/posts/ep-108... 📻 pod.link/1648903956

I'm a huge fan of @ifyouredriving.bsky.social and @vgbees.com and the very positive communities that have grown up around both, so I put together a starter pack Totally unofficial, but I hope it helps the community find each other as Bluesky gets busier!

this is the money ravioli. share to experience prosperity. ignore at your own peril.

mama mia my balls www.patreon.com/posts/ep-98-...

episode will be late this week. we r sorry

new episode happy shrek 5 to all celebrants pod.link/1648903956/e...

What is the gender tower?? idk either but we invented it in the new episode this week. pod.link/1648903956/e... www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQAg...

May's bonus is up! with the introduction of new software and a new segment called Teeth Time www.patreon.com/posts/may-20...

new episode video up on Patreon!! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

this week: the actual play jenga podcast, not being vanessa, and the no flex zone www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b0j... pod.link/1648903956/e... www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

I cannot tell you how much it would rule if you subscribe to @ifyouredriving.bsky.social

this week: the actual play jenga podcast, not being vanessa, and the no flex zone www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b0j... pod.link/1648903956/e... www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

If we get our Patreon up to $2000 a month by June 1, @hunktears.com will start a yaoi club for the If You're Driving community. so now is a great time to tell your friends, become a patron, or even maybe up your tier to help us out. 💗 patreon.com/ifyouredriving

an all time insane ep this week. patrons-only video will be up shortly. lock in, truckers!! and sign up for the patreon if you haven't already! patreon.com/ifyouredriving