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gapper is the dog

hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO

Salute 🫡

I wonder how many people they can kill in two weeks

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

Rest in peace to one of the great bloggers and the de facto mayor of Philadelphia. It was my honor and pleasure to work with him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

fuck ICE

it's a charity stream now. john and i will be live in just a bit donate: give.mn/ve6jjf watch: twitch.tv/nikigrayson // twitch.tv/vgbees

baseball is a competitive multiplayer hero baller

I can't believe this dead guy exploded hard enough to blast off Norman Reedus' clothes

Leaving My Dogs Alone For One Hour To See What They Do Yes, I did just watch a 10 minute video made by dogs wearing GoPros in an empty house, and rarely have I been so entertained.

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

okay hear me out

Mood in minneapolis right now

the mood is not subtle

YOU - That's sad. LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago. YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”? LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

Cuz I'll be watching Frakes until the day Until the dawn And we can (FALSE, TRUE) All through the night til the early morn Come on and I'll take you round the hood It's BEYOND BELIEF Cuz we can (FALSE, TRUE) Any time of day, it's all good for me www.twitch.tv/fixurheartordie

YOU - Hold on, is architecture also art? CONCEPTUALIZATION - Of course not, it's autism. Box-drawing. Masturbation with a ruler and a sextant or whatever they use. You should demean and criticize the genteel institution of architecture. While extolling the virtues of the *pure* arts.

Suit yourself. But Delta City begins construction in two months.

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife

For what they did to you I will never lay to rest

Feist's My Goon My Man

idk wtf these earth is flat losers are talking about she has an amazing rack

me: i’m going to kill myself me, wearing a cowboy hat: i’m going to kill myself, pardner

If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.

Metroid Muesday

I don't know. I don't know.

"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company

On this week's podcast, we get to the bottom of if two dollars is actually zero dollars. Plus: - Meta's moronic overinvestment in VR (and its blameless victims) - Hytale's long path to Early Access - games media divestment continues - and more! vgbees.com/the-vgbees-p...

No, you don't get it. Labubus are aware of hell, and they are spiritually bound for hell, but they don't actually go there; on death, their consciousness simply ceases. Many view this as a mercy, but the labubus themselves deeply resent it.

frank crum just scored a td. it is important for you to see frank crum while thinking about how his name is frank crum. i wanted bears to draft him so bad.

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

There’s nothing stopping the Kool-Aid Man from pretending to be a portable hot tub and swallowing people whole. But he doesn't. Impeccable restraint.

What do they know about the future

Damn rebels blew up the airport in Acapulco.

in really good company here, thanks

whoever said "he he knew milk was elmer's glue" ain't right in the head

One of the stupider things about living in Canada is seeing a red ball cap and not knowing if it's a Canada hat or a MAGA cap

he he knew milk was elmer's glue?

does anyone have advice on how @floppyadult.com can improve on segues?

It's been a long, horrible time in games media, but finding out about this put a giant smile on my face: bsky.app/profile/game...

am i understanding correctly that the ottawa senators goalie cheated on his wife, got caught, tried “but all the guys do,” named the guys, and his wife then told the other wives and now the goalie is gonna get stabbed if he ever comes back to the team? would be easier to just all bang each other imo

Koopalingus

taking survey of the passengers #ff7rebirth