lmao

My steroids dealer gets so annoyed every time they hand me the syringes and I recoil and say "Metal Gear!?"

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving

The movie Teeth but the pussy got snaggleteeth

Wait till you get to the 90s and this Canadian Senate classic... @joshuajfriedman.com :p

On this week's episode of The VGBees Podcast: - Borderlands 4 is more Borderlands!!!! - Skate. is a fascinating misfire - Randall's response to Borderlands' PC performance issues is, unfortunately, very funny - Peloton's interlocking, pervasive design vgbees.com/the-vgbees-p...

THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.

It pains me to the bone to say this but: Jimmy Kimmel come on CBC

conjoined twinks

In which I decide to talk about my past career and @nikigrayson.com nukes me from orbit vgbees.com/the-vgbees-p...

Meant to share this link to help Gretchen and the lost revenue from losing her book.

Austin's Powers

We're a part of this! Find love and try not to die (again) in Fledgling Manor store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

This is about @myherozero.bsky.social

yeah of course sex is immutable, how are you gonna mute it when me and your mum are this loud

More Woman Bass Players is I think a concept we can and must all rally behind

Another piece I finished a while back, but I love it so much. It’s made from very precious mouth blown glasses that I am likely to never see again once I run out. They’re so rich and clear, with such perfect textures. The lead lines in this are the fold lines from the paper crane hanging above!

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Between Clair Obscur and Death Stranding 2, a big year for games about beaches

I'm also half staff thinking about the murder of Charlie Kirk

dog egg

Kirk and the Hulkster, burning in hell brother

New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in Hell hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

Every single day now someone says I hope it happens soon and we all understand specifically what they mean. It simply must be able to happen. www.welcometohellworld.com/a-precious-t...

The people decrying the celebration of political violence are not taking into account that state violence is political violence, and that state violence is already being loudly celebrated. We may not like it but we are here.

Damn it's true

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

New Call of Duty Adds Trash Collecting Game Mode hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

I've just launched the Steam page for my new game Factory 95! It's a retro-Windows inspired automation game about making PowerPoints. You can wishlist it here: store.steampowered.com/app/3987250/... #gamedev #indiegame

Hang on the Army football team's mascot is the Black Knights? Has no one heard of symbolism?

silkdong

milksong

if something beautiful doesn't happen in the next five minutes I'm going to start screaming

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

How long til civilized countries with public health standards quarantine or bar anyone they can determine has recently been exposed to Florida.

I don't know much about Greek food but I know I love me some taut zikis

. @bsky.app just start running this ad on X asap

I’m sorry or you’re welcome

Amending Arendt’s coinage of “the banality of evil” to include “the lack of narrative tension of evil.”

FYI www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"One Day More" starts playing and Trump clanks out into the East Room in a Dreadnought, knocking over lamps and shaking gold tchotchkes off the walls

EPISODE 411: Think Yrself Clever (feat. @bosh.worstpossible.world) Josh Boerman from @worstpossible.world and @illconceivedpodcast.com joins us to talk about: A snubbed big unit, a slow and courageous chase, Texan cybercrime, an arrest a lifetime too late, and the crimes of a baseball mentat.

You live your life for a heart attack