Trump: listen, it's, they call it a hippo-bar-hypobear-hypnobo-hypnoboot-hyp-o-bar-ic-hypobaric time chamber, it's how Goku got so powerful Journalist, her 13 fingers glitching into and out of existence: Goku is very powerful Trump: he will win our wars for us

this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

Might be overdue for a haircut

Most unrealistic part in a game with psychics and cyborg ninjas

we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

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Moment of Silence

lol

i'm hearing that moments before they loaded him into the ambulance charlie kirk recited the shahada and accepted the light of allah into his life, inshallah he is in a better place now 🙏🙏🙏

The Hague is too good for these freaks

I'm always saying this

A Kofi commission. Someone's fever dream. I still these open if you want to get your own: ko-fi.com/A813CQ1 #kofi #mrblobby

Someone in the office is playing the Jurassic Park theme and I keep expecting it to break into bad recorder playing

The Signs of Autumn

The Signs of Autumn

flaming moe's

Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even

Saw my cartoon doing the rounds again so wanted to repost. It seems to still be relevant unfortunately.

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The Gatekeeper

video game

I would rather die than create an account to continue

Bad influence

Typical Pokédex entry

Enjoyed an evening of true movie expertise

Off to london brb

Mind your own business Ash

Ok so when Microsoft was making the first Xbox I was doing Flash ads for them and they had an 800 page brand standards binder and when I used a green that was, and I quote, 6% off, I got my ass chewed out. Fucking losers now. Have some goddamn self respect.

Gooning out rn

World hard but gf soft

It was an absolute mess. I loved it.

This summary makes me even more excited for Superman

Watching the Japanese version of the first Pokemon movie; I love how americans in anime always have to scream "oh my god" at some point

Q&A

what if???

what if???

I don't think there's any other piece of media that better represents the moment we are in than this haunting short.

Me currently with this heat

Soon to be under new management

PSA