Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 31,1952

can’t see shit

the street fighter movie could actually be perfect if the include the character of rexy siltala as c viper's girlfriend

Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket (1993-circa 1994): A plastic bucket containing breadsticks, pasta, and sauce, available in sizes little, medium, or "Big! Big!"

first day of new year...i WILL draw my sexy rat woman

2026 will be full of a variety of mosses to lay your hand against and go “oh yes that’s a good one” or “hm this one is not for me”

told you i'd do it

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

Sure!

stack as many dominos as possible on a soft kitty before she gets up

ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS

Why would Bowser ever want to give up fire breathing. Has Bowser been quietly destroying his lungs for decades in the name of defeating his hated nemesis

Bari Weiss and George Clooney have both pretended to be journalists. Clooney was applauded for it. Sold out shows on Broadway. Because of the double standard.

Last pic of the girls for the year!

Nice acquaintance. Auld?

listened to the song again for the first time in years because of this post and it really strikes me that the song is not only horny, it's also angry. sir mix-a-lot was fed the fuck UP

kiss the nearest woman. then, perfectly replicate that kiss on a second woman. if you are able to get within 90% accuracy, you are not a robot assassin

please do not teach the goats italian

🐊Followed to school

Yupppppppp. That time again.

Yupppppppp. That time again.

unlike most other mecha shows, this one is about nothing

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

This is the first time I've ever had anything for sale in Barnes & Noble, a store I have spent COUNTLESS hours in over my life, which is such a weird little LOOK MA, I MADE IT moment for my brain

#commission for @4r7ymachine.bsky.social and @olivinyl.bsky.social !!

1. touches table 2. manifests a giant clone of himself

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

the weather outside: strong as fuck ice mummy lincoln log:

#artvsartist #artvsartist2025 maybe the quantity wasn't where i wanted it to be at this year but the quality? ooo baby the quality

"hypnoplay in the pokemon world must be---" hypnoplay in the pokemon world would fucking blow. taking five turns to put your gf under with your 60 accuracy ass.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

excited for his new alt mode !!! #shockwave #transformers #maccadam

Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

*Walking near F.L.U.D.D. in corner of Mario's house* Mario: This thing always brings back memories of Isle Delfino. Beautiful beaches, sunny skies- Peach: I seem to also recall you getting thrown into jail? Mario: ...always the positive one, aren't you? [Achievement Unlocked: Good Morning, Sunshine]

they must have gotten a good night's sleep and eaten a nutritious breakfast to come up with this shit

Morgan Le Fae ptrn reward

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 29,1948

yes

it's been a long year...someone break out the yamcha/frieza yuri

"hypnoplay in the pokemon world must be---" hypnoplay in the pokemon world would fucking blow. taking five turns to put your gf under with your 60 accuracy ass.

Gandalf was just cutting down fools with his sword. He didn't actually give a fuck about spells.