The Internet rn after Mamdani wins:

i need to watch more good 80s martial arts action movies. and bad 80s martial arts action movies.

Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices

hi can we play Attacking You

Designed my new VTM character for a local game. Her name is Tadessa Giovanni #vtm #myart #clangiovanni #clanhecata

maxie and me saying "wawa paninis" to each other over and over

Well, the cat is partially out of the bag: More details to come next month but hope you're ready for a bloody, sexy vampire noir book, gang Writing: Me Art: @laurenknight.bsky.social Colors: @jpjordan.bsky.social Letters: @longtalljodie.com Edits: @cerealpancake.bsky.social 🩸🩸🩸

bad bad awful anxiety bad day fuck off oy

Space guys.

yes of course i grabbed the jumpsuit outfit as soon as i could don't you know what kind of butch i am

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

[Exit Clown.]

bluesky mods retire bitch

oh that's cute. that rules.

Today's the day! Harley and Ivy: Life and Crimes is OUT. Written by me! Drawn by me! Colored by me! Lettered by Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou Logo by @dylantodd.bsky.social

Now trusted enough to engage in casual bapping

half demon protagonist can never tell teammates that time they clutched their head in pain and screamed about the darkness taking over turned out to be a sinus infection

ホッキョクトンネル

In other election news Marzipan has been unanimously voted Marzipan of the Year

In this city, everyone can become their best self, and everyone’s dreams can become reality. Eidolon Playtest presents 8 episodes in the lives of three ordinary adults, inspired by adult contemporary classics. Eidolon ADULT premieres November 24th. art by @boocanan.bsky.social

The name Manfred is the human equivalent of Spongebob

As someone who does not live in New York, my desire is simple and, perhaps, a little self-serving: I would like to never see Cuomo's stupid fuckin' face or hear his stupid fuckin' voice ever again. It'd be great if that creep just lost this election and went away forever.

breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out

MAMDANI AND THIN CAR DID IT!!!

Ugh, spellcasters. That's what this next one is, a High Elf sorceress or something. Just get in close and stab her a few times, that'll teach her.

Did a commission for my friend @problemsynth.bsky.social of Dove. I had so much fun #myart #WTA

Seven Smiths returns to discuss a unique entry in Will Smith's filmography, one that explores race and sexuality from the perspective of cultured Manhattan socialites...

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Started this yesterday when it was still Godzilla Day. Skreeonk and such.

tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past? nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to omega force: she was killing one million guys

"Democrats Deeply Worried About the Repercussions of Victory" could be the defining statement of our generation.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

Default mammal. You wanna build a mammal you need to use her as your base.

Destoroyah is such a peaked in high school guy. "I beat Godzilla!" Motherfucker King Kong beat Godzilla in 1962 and then had more movies.

When there’s a total babe directly to the right of me:

for many reasons i don't necessarily subscribe to the platonic christian imagery of demons walking among humans but dog. his name is fucking Mr. Beast and he sells insane garbage to children. that is the work of a ClipArt ass red devil with the horns and pitchfork and goat hooves

Godzilla Day!

seeing some people qrt this with "erm actually Flandre came back so it doesn't-" yeah so did Bubble Bass catch up on your fucking Spongebob

the soparnos

rexy's taking commissions again! i'm mainly focusing on one bigger piece rn, but i'm opening up two flash commission slots for a simple piece like the examples below. if you need a full-body reference image of your oc, then check out the rates and send me a message!

i got a bone to pick with cell. "semi-perfect" is not a thing. "perfect" by its very definition cannot be a partial factor. he deserved to die for a lot of stuff but mostly that.

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

I think if you enjoy Hamilton, you shouldn't get to have opinions about art. Basically marks you as axiomatically irritating to the core of your very being.