Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

This sketch somehow understood what AI would be like better than anyone but Borges

Monday you can make a peace Tuesday Wednesday trade and fleece Thursday maybe it will cease It's Friday I'm at war

Excellent commentary. Some people love drama. They mistake it for action, effort, and accomplishment. Stop falling for it. This goes for Houston too and his “find the enemy in every story.” This is not leadership. Houston is creating drama to distract you from what he’s doing. Let’s focus.

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

A set of jangling keys will return in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"

is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

YO PAELLA MAN

The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA

Okay so I’m not a lawyer but I have a real problem with a lot of this. The car was not moving. People are standing in front of the car. The car starts to drive slowly forward into the protesters and escalates the situation. If the Premier felt endangered…

Dude looked like he got hit by a shell in Mario Kart

mf went

$10 to the first person who can share the video of this

I want to point out that he's at least partially responsible for the investigation against him being reopened. It seems after the last investigation was dropped, he thought he'd sue his accusers and subpoenaed the police records, causing them to go, "Hey, wait a minute here, they botched this."

Ok, the bad news is there were 2 murders at our burger stand last night. The good news is they were unrelated. UPDATE: one of the guys maybe isn’t dead, but he’s really really messed up

Every guy who supports eugenics looks like this

this is you in meta’s pervert glasses

Let me get this straight. Your plan is to tell everyone that the most enduring story in human history, when adapted by the blockbuster director least likely to miss, becomes a movie that belongs to your enemies? Good luck

This stuff feels almost too good. It's good stuff I didn't even think of that in retrospect is obviously a great idea. Of course our public spaces should be available to the people who work at night!

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

a great piece from Parker that i hope you all read. i would humbly add that no matter the issue, policy, statement, or scandal, we’re more than a decade into the MAGAverse and have seen how little we gain with cries of “aha, hypocrite!”—these freaks can’t act in good faith and don’t deserve yours

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

Dang they really got a category for everything

I hope this guy winds up in prison, is that wrong?

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every presidential speech in my entire life is just some big ol' ruddy bitch jacking off on live television

The best Cranberries live france.

A statement from WIRED leadership.

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Incredibly brazen for the Prime Minister to boast about the “lasting benefits” of expanding fossil fuel production on a day like today. Record-breaking heatwaves. Toxic smoke engulfing cities and towns. Out of control wildfires forcing entire communities to evacuate. /1

I believe this is what doctors refer to as “gender-affirming care.”

Ambiguous agreements signed by Trump Administration to end dispute over economically crucial waterways in Summer 2026 (disambiguation), a Wikipedia page to monitor

I made a business account, so follow along on things I create for clients and myself. 💖 Also fuck genAi.

Hey man you should check out the All-Star Game. All the baseball fans I know fucking hate it.

When a promotion for an autograph signing accidently looks like a dream match.

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked