Quick question for business genius Sam Altman: don’t people need computers to use your product?

I bought an electric box cutter because of this and it's amazing

“These hoes wanna live in Omelas” is going to stick with me.

We're getting close to $2k here 🥰 Wanna help give this project a little kick? I'll be presenting the artists and mural themes to the community tonight at 7pm.

Littler Mendelson is definitely not who you hire for this if you're really trying to get to the bottom of things and not just protect yourself.

I think what I like most about bobsled is that the athletes in every other olympic sport make it look easy, but the bobsledders still make it look hard as shit. Just barely hanging on and banging into every wall. You just know you'd die on the first turn if you tried it.

I know $$ is tight, & many groups need support rn. But I think the kids at H.A. Brown up in Kensington should have a school covered in art just like the Fishtown kids do, & we could all use a joyful project rn. Learn more about the project, and support us here: givebutter.com/KenzoMural

That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅

Tudor looks thrilled to be taking over Spurs

Three years ago, if you would have told me that Kai Wagner, while playing for Birmingham City, would be fouled by Brenden Aaronson, playing for Leeds United, during the fourth round of the FA Cup, I would have asked you for a bit of whatever you are consuming. #doop #leeds #bcfc 📹: ESPN

This seem really dangerous. Someone is going to hurt.

As the Greeks taught us, you probably shouldn’t call yourself a God of anything lest the actual Gods strike you down.

I'm very excited for this place and can't believe we don't have more fancy pretzel bakeries. Feels like something that really should've taken off by now.

It’s pretty clear Castellanos never really wanted to be in Philly but that was the only place he could get the contract he wanted. And he simply couldn’t accept that he wasn’t as good as he thought he was and wouldn’t hear it from anyone else

that wasn't the presidente I wanted Nick Castellanos to take down

If Nick Castellanos wanted to be treated like a bigger star, he should've tried to hit better than an exactly league-average OPS+ during his four years with the Phillies

Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.

I didn't need another reason to hate Manchester United, but here it is anyway

that poor Manchester United fan is never getting a haircut

soft pretzels for breakfast

My "Don't Panic" press release has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the press release

Wow fuck that Mike Tyson commercial for so many reasons

My only criticism is that there should no more outdoor west coast super bowls. Halftime shows aren’t the same when it’s still light out.

Oh yeah this is gonna make terrible people mad lol

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

Dominik Szoboszlai that is absurd

like 90% of the year our house not being very well insulated is not a big deal, but you can really feel it that last 10% of the time. Furnace is really struggling today to warm things up.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything

This was a really difficult storm to respond to, but I always feel like Parker's biggest problem, aside from ideology, is she always seems allergic to just saying 'we did our best, but it wasn't good enough, and I'm sorry.' Instead it's always 'we did a good job, and you just can't see that.'

Do we think he dresses like this on purpose?

He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.

“It’s incredibly hard for me to imagine living in a Philadelphia without Dan McQuade. He understood Philadelphians better than anyone because he was one: quirky and funny, competitive and humble, loyal and kind.” — Inquirer editor Erica Palan

So the recycling, which I did not put out, got picked up, but the trash, which I did put out, did not. Love you Philly.

Jim Jackson and Flyers pregame on NBC Sports Philly remembering @dhm.bsky.social

Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.

I completely forgot this was Dan

Wildwood needs to issue a memorial T-shirt in honor of Dan McQuade. Make it the Summer of Dan

My thoughts are with Philly Internet, which at its best resembles Dan

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Going through and liking every Dan McQuade post I see, but I very much do NOT like it. RIP man, this fucking sucks.

How delusional is it to put trash out tonight? Pretty delusional, right?

Well they finally kinda plowed our street, but just pushed most of it onto the sidewalk, so a bit of a mixed bag

New CBS News contributors: Aaron Rodgers, Roseanne Barr, Anton Chigurh, Stephen Miller, Stephen Miller (the other one), Stephen Miller (found a third one), a smokin' hot babe with huge bazongas, Walter White, Tom (not Jerry), big bucket of gravy, Budd Dwyer (deceased), Thomas Chatterton Williams.

All pushback is good pushback, but man, what company did you think you're working for?

hearing from a trusted source that in the next hour or so, Greg Bovino will climb up onto a spoon, put on tiny little goggles and a scarf, and be flicked in the general direction of his home

If you're saying 'ICE out of Minnesota' but not Abolish ICE, you're really just saying it's someone else's turn to be terrorized.