Crazy that Shedeur Sanders passed on going to the Ravens AND Eagles and wanted the Browns instead because he thinks he's a year 1 starter lol

As far as I can tell, this is his biggest flaw

Oh my god lol

Ok I am still into Taskmaster even without Jason Mantzoukas, but it wouldn’t hurt them to have a token American on each season going forward

Please Liverpool, just be normal for one game

remember when Laura Loomer put her body on the line for civil rights (handcuffed herself to one of the doors at Twitter HQ because she got banned but it was a double door so people walked around her)

I thought Jentleson seemed pretty good for a while, but it’s pretty clear now that was just entirely Harry Reid

Is he even allowed to just "feel sick"? I need the details of an illness no one else has contracted in 200 years.

oh no

How are they still this fucking clueless

I have a theory - much like how if you live in New York City for long enough you become culturally Jewish in a way, if you hang out online for too long you end up culturally Philadelphian

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

that Harrison Butker miss ended up deciding the game lol

If Mahomes is going to overthrow *that,* that's pretty much the Chiefs' season over

good for the Eagles, but the NFL really needs to look into ways to make field goals harder. Kickers have gotten too good.

Shadeur Sanders passing on learning from Lamar Jackson and the Ravens offense to go to the Browns really makes me think he's got no chance

Uh, I've not watched of Phillies games recently, what the fuck is this ICE commercial? Has this been going on for a while?

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

The show I really miss most is Happy Endings, but that got 3 seasons

It’s a real mystery if you refuse to look into it

It might be a *little* easier having a girl than a boy in some ways, but the prospect of having to navigate this really worries me

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

Are you FUCKING kidding me

This is the only accurate statement in this entire pile of horseshit. Ezra Klein just envied how much more popular Kirk was, nothing Kirk was actually saying mattered.

If I'm going to have to raise a child during the Years of Lead, you are simply not going to be able to scold me out of making jokes to cope

Fuckkkkkkkk offfffffffff (The NY Times, not Brian)

lol fuck all the way off

For anyone like me who only saw the video Yashar Ali posted and didn't quite understand the warnings to not watch it, there are apparently other angles that are way more graphic. Be careful out there.

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

“Donald Trump? The New York Real Estate developer?”

I still can't believe that stupid George Bochetto SEPTA lawsuit actually worked

It's so funny that the first Wes Anderson movie is a bunch of dirtbag robbers setting off fireworks and now they're like "The Deciduous Reasoning of Isabella Teacup"

yoshinobu yamamoto losing a no-hit bid on the last out of the game: tragedy blake treinen losing the game itself because he can't hit the strike zone with a gun to his head: comedy

lol Dodgers. Actually feel bad for Yamamoto.

USMNT? Woof.

It’s true. No one can force him to give up that shirt, no matter how few votes he gets.

Finally made it to the aquarium in Camden today after being here for 15 years. Maybe I’m just spoiled having grown up with the National Aquarium in Baltimore, but it’s kinda underwhelming?

We can’t have nice things because of a massive police overtime scam

Very normal start to the season

standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,

I *really* want to keep subscribing to the Inquirer, but another price increase might push me to a breaking point. $430/yr feels really unsustainable.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+ Lotsa Good Blocking, Tackling and Quarterbacking + not losing to an FCS team

I think how Bochetto celebrating a ruling that lets the bus cuts continue but enjoins the Regional Rail cuts, after arguing that the cuts were discriminatory because they cut buses more than RR, really shows how bullshit this whole lawsuit is. www.inquirer.com/transportati...

Way to go Jerry lol