the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

I no longer believe the Union will eventually round into form and be dangerous in the playoffs

Two young children just came to our house, told us the Citizen app said it’s on fire, and tried to give us business cards for their uncle’s insurance adjuster business? What kind of crazy scam is this?

The Bradford pears are really out in full force today. Demon trees.

Rahm still not realizing how fake the hyperloop was feels about as damning as anything else in his record, and there's no shortage of fucked up stuff in his record.

Spaceships are still really cool and we can't let Elon Musk ruin that

Mr President sir you cannot rely on any so-called "solicitor general" to speak for you! From now on you must argue all your cases at the supreme court yourself

Italy already petitioning for a 128 team World Cup (they won't qualify)

the buzzkill when you're watching a thrilling high-stakes soccer match and all of a sudden Alexi Lalas is talking

I don't think he's entirely wrong at this moment, but I'm getting really tired of hearing this same song over and over again from Landon Donovan.

"He's arguing with the robots! You can't defeat the robots!" is an all-time great call

It's endlessly funny how Bluesky was created to build this like techno-libertarian vision of social media, and then accidentally acquired a user base who hates everything about that. And now they're trapped in here with us.

Twins manager just got tossed arguing a successful challenge by the Orioles pitcher Orioles play-by-play guy: He's arguing with the robots! You can't defeat the robots!

WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

Little bit resent being shown commercials for next year's Super Bowl during a March baseball game

Whoever decided this USMNT-Belgium matchup wasn’t a kit clash should probably not have that responsibility anymore

I’m sorry Martin, but any Chrvches song where the guys sing

“.. the Governor of Philadilly.”

I understand and am generally supportive of the Friday off-day following Opening Day, but it does always feel like a let down when it happens.

hello what did i miss tell me every thing

This is a baseball site now. We all have to accept that 30% good posts are hall of fame numbers.

That flyover just scared the shit out of our cats

We call that a good start

I think *any* life sentence without the possibility of parole should be a violation of the Eighth Amendment, but one for a felony murder charge is especially bad so this is a great step

The Orioles deliberately caused a power outage at Camden Yards so that Cal Ripken wouldn't miss a game after he discovered his wife having an affair with Kevin Costner

All the knowledge of the bad things Phillies players did over the the winter just evaporating from my body

It’s big ball chunky time

Ok, I watched the Harry Potter trailer. Felt absolutely nothing. No apparent creative spark whatsoever beyond recreating what the movies already did. Really does appear to exist for no other reason than erasing the original kids from the record.

Candy is being crushed at heretofore unseen levels.

All for the uber tax, but the fuck is this? Trying to imagine details here where this isn't completely insane. www.inquirer.com/education/ub...

The only parts of this that look good are the ones that are animated lol

I’ll say this about Antoine Griezmann, no Frenchman in history has ever been more From Florida

I don't believe there's a single sports team in my life where things are currently going well for them. Dangerous amount of pressure on the Orioles and Phillies this week.

The best defense I can muster for the Ghost Energy Deck is that I trust John Middleton to put extra revenue back into the team payroll a lot more than I do a lot of owners, but I still hate it

Do you want all the economic benefits of a big city, but are uncomfortable living in it for, uh, reasons? The New York Times has a list for you.

I think she's still comfortably above average as far as recent Councilmembers go, but Gauthier's been a disappointment a lot more often than I expected

Incredible that they managed to take the Barstool bar concept and make it even worse

Really not interested in seeing intra-country matches in the league phase, we get enough of that already, but dropping protections at the beginning of the knockout phase makes sense to me.

What the fuck are we doing

Can you imagine if Wilyer Abreu’s homer landed right at the base of this? THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

We go live to the AFCON final

you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Joe Kent.

Johan Rojas why are you taking horse steroids? To hit two home runs? That is not your job.

please, just fire him already

Next time there's a WBC, Team USA should considering hiring a real manager

Most of these guys should talk a lot less

I was a *huge* Firefly fan back in the day, but I just don't know about any sort of revival now. Just feels like the ship has sailed on that one.

Trump's aides explaining to him that he basically just put Eric in charge of Iran and immediately calls off the whole operation

the case for keeping slot is almost entirely about the job he did last season. but those specific circumstances will not show up for him again. the longer he's in the job, the more that the task he has looks like this season, not last.