I understand they're disappointed, but Notre Dame not wanting to play in the Pop Tart Bowl confirms every bad thing I've ever thought about them

Who has made this 🤣

What Liverpool need to do is build the whole team out of Szoboszlais

Konate is an excellent center back 95% of the time, but is such a disaster the other 5% that it mostly negates it.

Some of these are practically hate crimes

Holy shit, did Gretzky not practice *any* of these names?

We can all agree the Trump stuff was bad, but we're now 70 minutes into this and they've yet to actually draw a team, and that might be worse

This is humiliating even for FIFA

go birds!

HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends

Super excited to get a Viet-Cajun place here

Slightly less sad about losing Marra's on Passyunk now that they're in the Inquirer blaming the business' decline on a lack of parking.

Regretfully, I really like the freeze dried candy fad

Well at least Liverpool isn't losing (yet)

It's officially constant Miracle-on-13th-Street car honking season

I do not think the Eagles would be in first place right now if the Cowboys hadn’t traded Micah Parsons. What a break.

Just gonna post about how good Pluribus after every episode

Someone just let me know when Liverpool decides to not suck again

Welp (I kinda think it was overrated anyway) www.inquirer.com/food/restaur...

That's it, I'm going back to Twitter if this is the sort of hate speech that is tolerated here

New York Times how DARE you

I was already on board at sacrificing James Carville

Well that was a real fucking bummer of a sports day

fourth quarter cowboys-eagles

He was not wrong about wanting to build housing above the library, but WHY IS ANY OF THIS UP TO JEFFERY YOUNG

ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick

Well that's a sentence that's never been written before

Liverpool Football Club are trying to kill me

Pluribus: still so good

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

@katewagner.wehwalt.net can a soccer stadium with fake smokestacks be a McMansion? Asking for Thomas Heatherwick.

Just learned that after watching every episode probably dozens of times with my daughter, that there's a secret forbidden Bluey episode that Disney won't air. Feels like my whole world has been shaken.

Getting to the dregs of the halloween candy, and am on to the "Jolly Ranchers Stix," which seem to be Jolly Ranchers deliberately too big to fit comfortably in your mouth, but without a stick or anything to hold it like a lollipop. To what end?

In order to distract from stories that he associated with a known sex offender, Donald Trump met with Cristiano Ronaldo

[getting drinks with captain hook] Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee

Definitely feel bad for some chefs and restaurants that deserved the recognition and business bump that comes with a Michelin star, but getting to feel snubbed by the guide as a city feels like a fun gift for us

Royal Sushi and Izakaya being on the Bib Gourmand list is more confusing than it not getting a star

epstein would've loved chatgpt so much. he wouldve gotten ai psychosis immediately and sent a million emails to sam altman. tragic he missed all this

Well this fucking sucks

Rashomon but it's the worst journalists you've ever read in your life discussing how their engagement fell apart

"female reporters sleep with sources" factoid actually just statistical error. Average female reporter sleeps with 0 sources per year. Olivia "Old Man Hunter" Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted

There’s a few strong contenders but it’s definitely

Shedeur Sanders might not be very good at football

oh my god Ireland

Ahh so that’s why I can’t hit a 94 MPH slider

Pluribus is so good

Happy new Pluribus episode day to all who celebrate (should be everyone)

Just occurred to me that it's been significantly longer since Essen announced their plan to reopen than the time between that announcement and their abrupt closure. What a weird situation.