You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.”

Oh this explains everything lol

Sure looked like a penalty to me

The Fox announcers slobbering all over Ronaldo is a bit much

holy shit Ronaldo let someone else take the free kick lol

Portugal is giving extraordinary starting lineup access to a 41-year old striker. Who is it?

the World Cup weather delay is teaching the world about Delco

Oh, Mary! was hilarious and brilliant and anyone who hasn't seen it in New York should definitely see it when it comes to Philly

I guess it's illegal to have a sweet ass now

Happy Father’s Day to the king of Father’s Day posts

SJÄMSÅRA

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

Balogun and Robinson grew up in England Dest grew up in the Netherlands Tillman and McKennie learned to play in Germany Pepi grew up between El Paso and Juarez Weah's dad was the fucking president of Liberia I don't think one nation means what they think it does

The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.

Karmically I do not love playing with 5 center-backs at the same time. Soccer gods punish things like that.

I haven't seen an Australian flop like that since [whatever a native Australian fish is]

They hate him SOOOO much lol

I could've done without the RFK Jr. jump scare

oh shit

The Korean taco place in my neighborhood was born for this moment www.korea-taqueria.com

Today's World Cup slate is pretty grim outside of Mexico-South Korea. Good day to take a short break.

Zlatan is going to literally murder Alexi Lalas before the group stage is over

Wow these guys want me to hate AI even more. Didn’t think it was possible.

I’m sorry Nic Jackson Off by a heel

Philadelphia Union/Cape Verde legend Jamiro Monteiro

Cape Verde destroys Spain 0-0

Now back to the original PA tags, suspiciously held on with tape

I wish East Passyunk had a better farmers market. I don't know what the idea location for it would be, but it's weird that this isn't one of the major farmers market hubs in the city.

It probably would’ve been mostly Ecuador still, but I’m getting really irritated every time someone Fox talks about how many Ecuador fans are here without mentioning that all the Ivory Coast fans were denied visas.

It took until the club's 17th season, but at long last, an active Union player is playing in a World Cup for the first time. Danley Jean Jacques goes in the history books forever: www.inquirer.com/soccer/world... via @phillysport.bsky.social

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

It's wrong that there's not another world cup game for five more hours

Gioooooooo Reyyyynnnnaaaaaaaa

I do not want to hear “Tim Ream in a foot race” too many more times in this World Cup

Well I don’t like that one bit

Oh my god

What the fuck is Katy Perry wearing lol

"Milkshake Duck" originated 10 years ago today! Who are some of your favorite examples of milkshake ducks? (People, brands, organizations, products, etc.) @pixelatedboat.bsky.social

I have not posted to Twitter in almost two years and I'm really tempted to break that streak just to yell at the Fox Soccer account about these commercial breaks

They can never ruin soccer it’s too good

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

I suppose I knew it was coming, but Fox using the first hydration break of the tournament for a full-on commercial break was still jarring and wrong.

Fuck all the assholes who are trying to ruin this World Cup, but let's do this. This doesn't belong to them.

"No, Liz, it's not Evan Almighty. It's Ethan Almighty, a movie about a rescue dog. Kelsey Grammer plays the Governor of Kentucky. I'm the voice of the dog."

I've not traveled for previous World Cups or anything so I don't really qualify as a diehard for this, but 2 years ago I would've said I was going to spend a small fortune this summer and instead I'm just mentally saving the money for Spain 2030 and hoping things are a little less awful by then.

I think Larry Krasner is a great DA, but I really do not want him to be mayor, or even think about running for mayor.

This is almost true for Josh Harris, but I don’t think he actually likes the Sixers

It's such insanely horrible PR for him that I genuinely cannot believe they're going through with it. I was sure he was going to come up with an excuse to back out by now.

i (79M) made a work excuse to skip my son's (48M) wedding but i'm definitely going to an nba finals game later this week. AITA?