Entering the Discovery Zone and having a flashback to when i was first first precipitated by an alchemist

i tried rfk jr's new fentanyl flavored racoon penis vapes and now I'm pissing blood #healthy #america

does anyone know what is happening in Gorst, WA?

Dunno who needs to hear this but the bathroom code for the lakewood towne center safeway is always next saturday's date on MMDD format

“Leave them alone for a few days. Let the sun shine on them, let the rain fall on them. Soon your seeds will start to grow.”

Commission I finished recently for @yomidian.bsky.social of Demi from Phantasy Star IV! I was pretty proud of how I was able to adapt the character to the small palette and low resolution here! And I always love drawing some kind of little hologram screen

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

Barista made reference to “it’s like when you hop in a mosh pit” and I said, “It shouldn’t shock you from looking at me to hear that I’ve never been in a mosh pit.” He paused for a sec, looked me over, and said, “Well it’s the same at Ska shows” and that’s the most devastating read I’ve ever had.

Dracula bought a house called carfax

Your name is GENDER ARTIST.

Entering the Discovery Zone and having a flashback to when i was first first precipitated by an alchemist

Mass casualty crush at the henchmen of the year awards after a waiter drops a glass and 600 attendees leave their seats to investigate the sound at the same time

Shit what if i expanded troll names to give them appearances

I never had time for brain rot like "6 7" because I was constantly on the lookout for INCOMING GAMES

losing my mind over this toy and this commercial btw

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

I actually drew this earlier this year because my brain is broken in a very similar way.

here are all the states luke skywalker visited in return of the jedi

what did Terry Pratchett mean by this

fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

The cubus

do you want to play a game with me its called strawberries and i always win

I keep thinking about "This is not a good look for Claudia"

a sad reality that many people experience

Kinda late with this but it's Fully Appreciate The Danger Friday again

art should disturb the jagoffs and jack off the disturbed

The Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook isn't meant to be taken literally. It's a collection of stories that you can interpret metaphorically to get moral lessons

Oh no I didn’t sorry

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Okay so is this why I literally never even HEARD of Jambo Safari until I saw it irl two weeks ago

transforming you into a wholly new retroactively made obscure 90s/00s sega arcade game that is almost entirely in a niche of its own, making you a delight for people to discover years later as an old treasure found new for many years to come. it is however extremely painful the whole time

I could be carjack. No wait

wide-eyed child: There was a third blowjob brother? storytelling hag: Hahhh hahhh hahhh! There are more blowjob brothers than you could meet in a lifetime, child, but that's a story for another night

still going through this old hard drive and theres some real gems of stuff i wrote and drew. a lot of it is extremely embarrassing and bad but im glad its been preserved cuz a lot of it is awesome

Just found out that my devil niece and animal nephew have taken to calling Great Frigatebirds "great friggin' birds" which, yeah, they are.

THE WAY THEY HANDLED THE CRAFTING SIDE OF DYE CONSOLIDATION IS SO FUNNY

King Solomon taking advantage of the banach-tarski paradox to make a second baby

[0006071] Wolverine People are all named TRANS_NAME]

How do i diplomatically tell this mom that she needs to stop berating her kid for being a tiny bit fussy in the morning

Lrt so true sometimes i try to make soup from a recipe and it never results in soup its always a pale imitation

> SOUP can be combined with BREAD to increase HP gained during REST. > BREAD can be crafted from materials you find during the TRAVEL action, but requires an OVEN > No one knows where SOUP comes from, only that it exists.

I used to have trouble with beautiful but then i saw Bruce Almighty and now every time i write it a jim carrey tulpa appears un bidden in my mind and says "Bee ee ay utiful," which is much worse

[in the garden of eden] eating the apple that gave steve jobs

That’s queer, too.

I didnt realize clover could get tall like this

Idk jaq just seemed like a cool name to me. You can just put letters and sounds together

six nipples so she can lie on her side and feed the whole litter

Your name is FLYING GENDER.