Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

if my fine one-decade-older-than-me boss said this to me in front of her icy hypercompetent sapphic protégé I would. develop symptoms

Its fucked up that cricket and rib never gave that other goblin the maid dress

Gone Fishing

Ysme from Soul of Sovereignty 💐 commission for @ggdg.bsky.social

Here's a way ro tremember: if it grows? That's a tesque, but if it can garg? That's a goyle

Load-bearing "arguably"

ocarina of time tiger

A Moment of Intimacy With Koopa the Quick

Good morning rogues and ravens

a robot who eats orbs and slays spires? little bit of Slay the Spire 2 fanart :^)

she slaying all over the spire

I know exactly how many cats are in my house. I keep it at a consistent value. Moths and spiders, no idea. Mystery number. They come and go through little doors I don't even know about

hagioscope (n) instrument for the the viewing of holy things

Can this good moodd stabd up to one of my weird gagging episodes? Guess we'll find out

Green warbler https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_warbler

Never Shit Again

Im not call8ng it bestiecore

Your name is GENDER BEYOND.

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

Feeling incredibly light the past couple of days despite several vexing things happening that i think would have just kind of knocked me on my ass a couple years ago

But who could show a cheek like Queequeg?

does anyone else remember this? i swear New York City's skyline used to have these two giant things right where One WTC is. is this the Mandela Effect?

Surprisingly the adventists may have things to teach us about posting

Egg Heist 🥚🥚🥚

women hold up half the sky, we're going to need more women to hold up the other half

Delightful

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I refuse to believe why is real guy this is a bit youre all doing like goncharov

New indignity invented: the coke freestyle machine requires a pin number

9 games? 9 games

True Art

Still happy abt this

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

polymarket is not the news and we know they post lies

I'm petal

Finished a commission for @flyinfriend.bsky.social! This character was already four colors, so they adapted really well to the style. I'm proud of the music note movement!

MrBeast was grown in a big tube or vat filled with pink slime

@trangirlismo.bsky.social spotted this one today

Your name is ENTITY MUSEUM.

Cellular peptide cake with mint frosting looking ass

Decided to improve my mood by touching grass