As if this hasn't already been a rough enough day, you have stumbled upon a spawning ground for Venusian slime beasts.

Probably feels good as hell to be hit by a giant cartoon mallet and survive

currently playing an undumped(?) BL game from 2000 where you come home from vacation and your fridge has gone haywire and you get sucked in and then you can have sexual relations with gijinkas of the items in your fridge. this is Mayonnaise. or as everyone calls him, "Naise"

unlike most giant robot anime, this one focuses on the penises

sorry what did you just call me

researching baseball

bl_badwater

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

I had to learn to animate the Star Fox icons for this

it's well known a good 70-80% of the cast of Majora's Mask NPCs are reused from OOT so i'm always fascinated by the scant few who aren't. they had to make this guy

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

kinda feel bad for tails like imagine being a little engineering prodigy whos saved the world and the main thing people acknowledge is u got two butts

EVERYBODY TURN ON CARTOON NETWORK IT DOESNT MATTER WHICH ONE

Jojo's bizarre potatoes

Do you think westley ever got up to any gay shit while he was on the Revenge

boing #makeaterriblecomicday

12 years ago today i saw some post on tumblr that was like "you can just be a girl" and i got on a skype call with some friends and in my most pathetic victorian orphan impression requested a crumb of pronouns and look at me now

#EggWisdom sometimes youve got to roll up your sleeves if you want your sleeves to be rolled up this has been Egg wisdom

Okay. Then block me.

Wow, I’m so creative that I managed to make up the existence of France

Average liberal

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everybody making comics for #makeaterriblecomicday2026 have been making comics that are far too good. newspaper comics, or comic book comics, or blog post comics, a distinct lack of the most terrible comics of all

Heres my contribution to make a terrible comic day 2024

made a terrible comic for the day

This reads as so contemptuous to me. Like this is how you talk when you want the person you're explaining things to to feel bad for needing this explained

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Had a near miss today

one of the super kitties had a headache #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Time to bring back my most liked art post, now with prr prr prr

heres the deal. i've made a robot to kick youre ass

You (gender neutral) yes you (gender neutral) You (gender neutral) can be a woman (female (for real (not joking)))

Imagine playing typing of the dead on this

Social media sites should have a prize counter where you can trade a hundred likes for a plastic spider ring or a thousand for a finger trap or a billion for a bmx bike etc.

workboy, game boy peripheral, cancelled, displayed at the consumer electronics show (1992) 'a pda-style, keyboard addon for the game boy with calendar, phone book & convert measurement functions.' archive.org/details/mico... gamehistory.org/ep-16-the-el...

when you miss the cubus

I have heard this joke one hundred million times and this is only the second time we’ve ever done this #makeaterriblecomicday2025

fang the hunter: well well well... if it isn't the blowjob brothers. sonic the hedgehog: hey- knuckles the echidna: we're not related. sonic: knuckles: what. we're not.

sonic: the point is it was supposed to insult us about sucking each other's dicks. knuckles: but we do suck each other's dicks. sonic: i know, but- knuckles: and we're really good at it. what's the problem here.

asinivore (n) one who eats donkeys

if kasane teto was real i would commit federal crimes for her

we gotta normalize tater tots

tangentially. i know i've said in the past that i want nintendo to stop doing vocal songs with awkward english lyrics. however. rhythm heaven is different. i need the cringe dub songs in order to live

the ds rhythm heaven was the best one. you hate lockstep because you're weak

what if bill was trans i think her name is grace #pokemon

The eye of Sauron sees everything, but can he SEE the trans subtext in this bowl of cinnamon toast crunch?