One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually

me every second of every day

Happy National Hamburger Day, enjoy with a picture of our patron saint

“Everyone’s secretly using AI because it’s just too good!” No, no they’re not. This is the type of thing you say when you want to convince people you’re actually morally superior for wanting an algorithm to write your dog shit thoughts out for you.

every friend group has one of these

day in the life of a gotham city influencer so i wake up from the lazarus pit after getting beaten to death by ten henchmen in 15 different gangs for saying something about the riddler on 5th and parkway. im pretty thirsty though so i make a beeline to the nearest dennys for the 10am marg tower deal

they all get shirts now

• Average person is near-peak physical performance compared to people not from gotham because of all the shit in the air, water and general vibes • their football and baseball teams still suck though • at least 17 cults • 3 shadow governments • it is in New Jersey

• at least 4 “old gotham’s” under it, including one with a lazarus pit, as well as the ruins of a lost civilization • built on an active fault line • magic well that makes magic easier • chaos well (opposite of regular magic) • leyline nexus • weak dimensional wall to the phantom zone

• Dracula lives there but • The blood of Gothamites is too toxic for normal vampires to drink • defunct nuclear power plant, leaking radiation • working but badly maintained nuclear power plant, leaking radiation • cursed asylum • evil academy built to send children’s souls to hell • evil cathedral

“Why doesn’t Batman just fund Gotham welfare programs instead of beating up the poor” Because Gotham has • corpse of an elder god • living elder god • Is built onto a cursed Native burial ground • portal to hell that’s a little open • portal to the afterlife that’s a little open • over 100 gangs

UFO 50 and Spelunky 1+2 on sale on Nintendo Switch right now! (NA/EU) US eShop link: www.nintendo.com/us/search/#c...

i think all settings menus should have a surprising button like “View a Pikmin™ movie” at the end

Luigi's Mansion originally included a Pikmin movie, which was removed in the NSO Switch 2 version. This was to save space; with 63 MB, the Pikmin movie is half the size of Luigi's Mansion itself. The original disc had plenty of empty space so the movie was just thrown in.

yahoo is gonna be pissed when they find out that Bluesky is the next PDF

when it's key lime pie time

bad news bro. they released an audio drama cd of you in japan and you say some weird out of character shit in it. yyeaaaah i dunno its like dubiously canon. idk man. your official va did it and everything. people are gonna keep bringing it up as funny trivia

i still think its really funny that you are able to influence what religion Sam Lookoutside practiced before the events of the game but you have non-negotiable coulrophobia.

recent work for @merrilune.bsky.social ! thank you! 💜

I have...NOTHING at all in my accounts so ANYTHING really would help me out, PLEASE I need to put stuff aside for River and I and I need money back in my savings...ANYthing helps... ko-fi.com/toonify

really stoked about the next atlus announcement of only being able to be a dude in the new persona. i got $6 in jeffersons on the excuse this round invoking something to the extent of "women be shopping"

tales of arise steam review

One of my favorite parts, when Yuji Naka hated the English title for Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg and suggested another name for the title:

Dogs in love at the beach ❤️ Paint pen on driftwood

Mystery Men (1999)

i’ve had a hell of a past 24 hours and i figure there won’t be a better time to repost blue elephant man from deep in my old bookmarks, because it’s kept me sane

Kojima makes the point that people are more enriched by things they didn't expect to enjoy. Maybe that is the goal of all art, creativity, jokes, etc. The most meaningful moments I've ever had with it are when I recognize some beauty in it I didn't expect to, or something in me I didn't see before

It's why conservative media and AI proponents are in alignment. They both represent a pornographic approach to creation, at odds with real creativity. They just want you to cum. When Shane Gillis says the R word, you're jacking off in your room alone, even when you're in the audience

New youtube video about me adding Text to Speech to my stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rgA...

WE LOVE YOU MAD MEW MEW!

hungry hungry pizza for me. give me slice now

someone has to get pattinson to do the whole let me get a slice of that pizza bit on the press tour right like we need that. as a people

every new thing about that business card you see is funnier than the previous thing about the business card

Losing my mind at this tired-ass Pac Man plush on Facebook Marketplace.

My wife has low Magick Growth. Is it over? #VoiceoftheCoven #Womanwizardsky

really good yt short pull www.youtube.com/shorts/viTNa...

as an indie dev, i think it is becoming clear that your minimum hardware spec should be a potato from ten years ago if you want to find a player base

really good method of filling dead air after dropping "zeitgeist" is saying "and, as we all know, zeitgeist means time ghost."

HOT PERSON: listen up losers, a 10 is speaking -10 PERSON: not so fast,

Seaking is a cool and extremely underappreciated Pokemon Yeah it's just a fish but have you considered that fish are cool?

hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in that as well? the girls and the gays and valaineral if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

“in furry, they beat you to death for saying sexy scar lion king”

when shit is tragic it's like :/ but when shit is beautiful it's like :-)

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