i think the most actually useless video game thing i know is that if you name your custom twisted metal 4 car after someone that is already in the game, you will immediately die as soon as the level loads up there's nothing you can do with that except laugh at it

was reminded by this thread of my favorite thing I got ravedj to spit out. Survival from Madworld with Don Dada by Cakes Da Killa. Only had the MP3 so I threw this graphic together real fast.

in my panicked relief of confirming almost all my files were still on the drive after the windows reinstall, i spotted my ravedj collection (back when the site worked consistently) i might post a few here that are very 'why does this work'

Happy birthday @mellyinchains.bsky.social

oh yeah, i am very intent on trying out the new timesplitters but i also i am completely delirious at the moment so i'll just leave it as a coincidental birthday gift

If you fail a mission in Timesplitters 2, the game over music eventually segues into slowed down voice clips that sound demonic. If you sit through THAT, a different ambient track starts playing and getting louder before a somewhat scared woman asks “is… is that too loud?” and the game goes silent

The Kung Fu man in Metal Black & Gun Frontier is programmer TARABAR, real name Takamasa Hori. His boss on those games, Takatsuna Senba, called him Hori-chan, the basis for evil villain Ho Lee Chan When he joined Capcom he was the model for Fei Long in the SSF2 key art, making him Bruce Ho Lee Chan

interesting thing about trying to look up the musician terry burrows is there's another guy named terry burrows who apparently is known for...window washing competitions? adding 'musician' doesn't help because the other guy ALSO makes music

One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.

well it looks like I can use leftover PTO from my seasonal job for this week and the next until my next project starts in a couple weeks (and hopefully that other job actually pays me) thank gawd. any help is still extremely appreciated but it's probably not as pressing as it was earlier

Generally speaking I try to avoid doing this and stuff, but paypal.me/VAshford556 (deadname here) was sick a lot recently along with clients at work also being sick so my hours were sparse for the last few weeks, need money to afford ubers until getting paid friday. Any help is appreciated...

still need to see the new beavis and butthead eps, the clips i'm seeing show the series has still got it of all the characters to grow up into 'huh, something is kind of... off about this guy', i wouldn't expect it to be stuart

I think for my birthday tomorrow i'm just gonna chill because I desperately need a day where i'm doing that instead of running myself ragged I have something in mind for the 25th tho. I'll post about it later

realized since a bunch of my steam screenshots i think also got wiped, there goes remaking past fire pro characters off of screenshots i took whatever, you don't think i can just remake them from the ground up too? pshaw

computer works again. thank god i wasn't the one trying to do it myself because this thing would be a pile of rubble otherwise might still have to get a new one (or transfer to linux) down the line but i mostly just wanted this thing to function at all for now

can i come over to your house and do this

it is kinda funny that the latest funny mk character is the weird gross skinless man and naturally that guy was SCARY strong in mk armageddon

thinking of Jach again

it's me, I'm the person who goes around to every semi-underground music group's Wikipedia page adding the lengthy paragraphs talking about how much Kurt Cobain liked the record and how it was in his top 1000 albums or whatnot, no need to thank me

gonna need to make up a shortfall this week: we're hurting bad I need at least 200 bucks to make a couple of bills vanish and afford gas money for my medical exams this week. cashapp: $megadrivers venmo: YM2612 ko-fi.com/megadrivers

about to try this out in a bit if this still doesn't work the fundraiser I mentioned might be for me to get a new damn computer. again super relieved i'm not going to lose much of my data since it's on another drive

great, so now my computer is in an endless loop of 'advanced startup repair' which doesn't work and it alternates between that on boot and blue screening awesome. good thing c drive isn't where I kept all my important stuff. gonna try reinstalling via USB tomorrow

arcueid brunestud big sandwich #tsukihime

i don't know much about kirby but I am happy seeing Rick, because if there's one thing that I'll always approve of with no question, it's funny rodents with normal human names

KIKUKO INOUE:

remembered the game Boobytales out of nowhere (not an eroge despite the name) and forgot one of the characters is a chipmunk cosplaying as guts from berserk

Jarek/Meat walking — Mortal Kombat 4 green screen #greenscreen

lrt that reminds me, years before 'silence occasionally broken by a sound' videos became a thing, bull of heaven released a piece that was 5 hours of silence with random clicking noises sparingly placed into it because of course they did

I'm gonna open for art again while im putting out job applications. Doing just SFW stuff rn. Prices below, just gotta get in contact here or one of my many links

With the real Max it's clearly some cool newfangled CGI for the computer man but the sheet of metal spinning a bit really conveys that it was taped in someone's basement, a dude we will probably never know anything about other than the part where he got his ass spanked on WTTV.

for some reason what i remember most about the max headroom hijack vid is the sheet of iron behind him that someone's manually rotating around, there's something really off putting about it i can't really articulate

happy max headroom hijacking day to all who celebrate. become ungovernable.

so there's still a few empty slots here and there but for now, the 'base' roster for the mk4 mod thingamajig has been mostly decided. behold

You know something, I always thought the shot of Jagi getting disfigured had a Mike Judge like design. Maybe it's the eyes and forehead (what's left of it)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWHt... no idea why since i haven't listened to it in a while but this song sorta creeped back into my mind. likely because it's arguably the most accessible song thinking fellers have ever made

hey butthead check it out. i got green hair now. im like, the jokester or soemthing. hmm-hmm-hmm-hee-heeh

this is just beavis

man, at this point, i'm almost considering making that Beat of Heaven beat hazard marathon fundraiser thing a fundraiser for my mom/sister/niece back in philly since they're kind of in a financial rut atm with my sister out of work due to being sick i'll talk with them about it soon

The greed they speak of in the bible

I'm still stuck at 88% and really need the help. I don't know what else to do. I'm sorry.

I keep forgetting that drinking caffeine and going 'eh I'll just have a snack' will fuck you UP later this elote bowl frozen meal thing is bringing me back to life

🧈 status is: whatever is going on right now

im just glad they fixed the training mode bugs, im chillin i got no problems with it now basically long as they look at the desync stuff. smooth sailing from here

And Sagat

mk legacy kollection is legit wonky but man people launching into full on conspiracies about it has been really weird to witness 'THEY ABANDONED US AND WENT RADIO SILENT' after like 4 hotfixes went live and a few weeks passing after DE said they were going to implement lobbies in a few weeks

My favorite Beatles song is probably It's Okay To Put Your Turkey In A Tall Pot Of Boiling Oil

realizing i'm probably driving my gf up a wall now that every time I shower I end up singing 'people are props, they don't do anything except sit there and look like that / look like what? / looks like not much' because the last line is surprisingly really hard to say out loud

chop chop