decent troll but should have had a sig line for wifes boyfriend

Large portions of the internet are determined to shame me specifically for being excited about GTA VI, to which I say poo poo go ruin someone else's fun. I would be quite happy to experience some of fun I've had in the past with GTA IV and V in the past with a new game.

Jokes on you I don't need to ask for permission to rot for a week playing video games, because I don't have a girlfriend *smugly*

Garffeld Pt 2

sometimes something is really obvious but you need to type it out anyway for mental health reasons: the venn diagram of people who believe in dignity and democracy for all & people who support the rich, cops & israel is two entirely distinct circles

"You've been a grad student for 7 years so you've never had a job" Bitch I've been employed part time sub-minimum wage the whole time I've been in college, you are lucky I don't start teaching high risk white boys to aim higher up.

Uh oh YouTube is trying to shoehorn in AI features I mail feces to whatever dumb bitch is the current CEO for this

Is Rucka-Rucka Ali the least racist Israeli?

The idea that the Wii U gamepad is a bad controller is asinine to me. Look at how big and chunky it is. I can barely wrap my hands around it! If it were a person, she'd be a beautiful fat woman who'd smother me under her full weight. We'd get married at dawn and have six beautiful children together

For the second time now I have to say: if your big reveal in the finale of your show for children is that one of the main characters kills themselves. Don't.

Conspiracy theorists be like "Scientist are keeping secrets from us!" Like bitch you have not talked to a scientist, this be the last person on the planet to discover something and keep it secret. Shout out to the opening 5 minutes of Pluribus for capturing what the scientific community is like

Bobby gets a hair cut?

dark elmo tribute

I have been informed that Australians have usurped my hometown as meth capital of the world. Good on ya' cunts

this is also what i learned from plucky duck

Its okay i'm also a retarded chud that doesn't realize he's arguing with a bot. But if you retweet me... then maybe you are too....

look at these things, oh my god ✨ MY SHOP HAS REOPENED! visit fangcrush.storenvy.com for all of your dog sticker needs!

we need to bring back this fucking thing

Is Mini Mamdani in the room with us now

the key to understanding the rich pricks fretting about the left destroying 'the democratic party' is that when they say 'the democratic party' they mean their gentleman's club. that's where they go to do insider trading & extort the elderly with scam texts. you're not allowed in there

when AI companies go bankrupt

There is a man behind the madness a madman

genuinely concerned that if AI goes bankrupt I might shrug so hard I dislocate both shoulders

Stop driving.

do you guys mind if I compile shaders before we head out

Apparently this saying "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" only applies if you are already strong, the weak just die the first time around and it was survivor bias all along.

Prediciton: GTA VI will be immensely successful, so much so that its success will take away from companies with massive investments in AI desperate for a payout finally popping the bubble.

the ghost with the moist

Dear Tarek Mansour, CEO of Kalshi KYS Thank you for your attention to this matter -mebenot

fuck israel

Poor thing looks hurt, better put it down.

The fact we love dogs and that dogs love us is older than history, this makes me immeasurably happy.

literally watergate

Remember, when the pendulum swings back it always hits you in the nuts. Especially when I'm on the other end and give it a little push.

A wild Santa Cruz Selkie appears. 🦭🌞 #gagcartoon #selkie #hairychest

The problem with sub only Anime watchers is that they don't know how to read.

Woah man those flashing lights cured my siezures, not cool

"It's a miserable experience, but some freaks love it." Well said.

Shut the fuck up. You want to be nasty own it. You selling titty milk like it on the menu at Baskin Robins. Stop being a dumb bitch. The only health benefit is attracting simps. Now put that shit in a wifu cup with tits they gotta suck on and you got yourself a product. You're welcome. FUCK.

The media silence over the Island of Strangers speech seems to be part of an overall consensus that it’s impossible for people *not* to be against immigration. The media won’t even consider that there are people upset by xenophobia.

Whats that smell?