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Me

I look like this

Pokopia time

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did you know MOltres Zapdos ARTicuno MOZART

CONGRATS TO THE BIG WINNER @cloutstrife1st.bsky.social

this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun

lesbian sex

I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.

Me and Noel

How to win in November

This was always where this was going to head

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

oh my god this post blew up - rent is due for people who cannot leave their homes due to the still-ongoing ICE occupation, if you've anything you can spare it means a lot

the culver's tenor gif meta has gotten fucking insane

Help!

computer? cancel my plans.

Though heropon walkies through the valley of death death, heropon shall fear no evilpons

Good Evening, "Shintonty" was a 67 month sociological study conducted by Balls University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

i want to be devoured by a 7 foot tall buff shark woman

Kinda laughing that the McDonald's CEO being so afraid to eat a burger has caused every single fast food CEO to start burgermaxxing to shame him

Apparently people thought he was hiding replies and he did clarify in his Discord that it wasn't him doing it, left everything open So it was likely BSky shitting its fart

wow that's the first time I've seen Wario64 redact a game deal post This was about Peripeteia, if you're curious.

heropon walk backwards into hell

Assassin's Creed is one of the few series where I'll play absolutely any game that comes out - because I know it's gonna be a time, whether good or bad. It's historical Kingdom Hearts, and I love it.

This is huge news. Epic essentially got what it wanted. Alternative payments, Alternative App Stores, Lower Commission Fees. Android is more open than it ever has been.

I'd be so pissed if I paid to see some pokemon fighting in a swimming pool on some foam platforms in Kanto while this is going on over in europe

Final Fantasy 16 good as hell when you don’t got a botch in your ear screaming it’s mid

Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced finally confirmed "Speculation around Assassin's Creed is not new, but it's worth repeating: "Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." Well, except in this case, some whispers have a little more wind in their sails. Keep your spyglass on the horizon."

So, the doctor said I'm at the exact time to be able to keep these issues from becoming chronic but that means I need to come in for treatment every day for two weeks. They said they might be able to help me with the ubers to get here but if not I'm gonna need like 50 dollars every day for ten days

They also said it's really important for both my recovery and my legal case against Lyft that I don't miss any appointments. Right now anything helps, the doctor was very serious about needing to start immediately otherwise my body will be kinda permanently ruined

Ohhhh

gavin newsom is a very useful weathervane because he believes in nothing save the fact that he should be president that he's making these noises about israel support should tell you how incredibly over it is for israel within the democratic party going forward

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

Okay, let’s settle this debate once and for all. What’s the CORRECT way to bite into a sandwich?

Crazy how the equinox seasons are superior to the solstice seasons

It's crazy it's only been 9 yeareals since the 9 yeareals YTP. Feels like it was around 2009 or 2010.

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

eri/aalto

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank bsky.app/profile/why....

bringing this back apropos of nothing at all

people who run blocklists could do something extremely funny with this knowledge

Final Fantasy 16 Spoilers The best to ever fucking do it