A lot of people just automatically assume that when someone makes a joke about a thing, that the person making the joke does not like said thing. This is known as being a "head-ass."

Zohran Mamdani, the new mayor of New York City, called President Trump on Saturday to personally object to strikes the U.S. had conducted in Venezuela and to the capture of its leader, Nicolás Maduro. Mamdani accused Trump of violating international law.

You know who I'm thinking about today

“oh but Ernest, Biden and Harris would have never done this!! you literally made this happen by letting Trump win!” The Biden administration, just before leaving office:

Can’t stop laughing at this post why is there a restaurant named six seven and why can you spend 400$ on food there

Sorry But the Thing You've Gotta do to Make This Star Spawn is Super Fucked, Like if You Already Had This One I'd Call The Cops I'm so Serious

Who Wants to Beat Up a Millionaire / Dreamcast / Simon & Schuster Interactive / 2000

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I've never had a bad bitch spat on that thang. You know. Hawk tuah. I've never had a bad thick bitch spit on my motherfucking tenth tentacle. I never had a thot that was obliged to give me any hawk tuah. I never had any hawk tuah. I never got any hawk tuah. I'll never get any hawk tuah.

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

Dear fellow leftists. Will you please stop fucking scolding people for not putting 10,000% attention on the horrors 100% of the time? People need a mental break now and then. Also, we aren’t all from the dumpster fire that is the US. Fixing your shit ain’t on my plate today, sorry.

Dear friend, Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation" Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

DUDE

yeah nah this "people feel really bad about doing war crimes" shit doesn't fly anymore

im not gonna tell my reps that i think bombing sovereign countries is bad they should be telling us they think that to try and keep us from throwing them into raw sewage

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Fun fact: the US has been at continual war since 1945 and *not a single one of these wars*, from the Korean War to Vietnam to Iraq to Iraq again, was ever declared war by Congress. The last time the US Congress declared war was 1942. 83 years ago.

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from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.

you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks” whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to” don’t give them cover on it

Trump says Machado doesn’t have the respect of Venezuela so can’t be leader. So much for all her Trump ass-kissing.

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

Also avoid sharing war / trauma porn. Civilians in crisis are not a spectacle to use as content. We all know there's a war on, let trusted ethical news outlets with professional staff share appropriate footage.

Xi isn’t coming the EU won’t help us and the liberals in charge won’t either. Socialists and communists need to organize and agitate around this and that’s what needs to be done. US imperialism must end and the only way it will is through the dismantling of US capitalism

Maria Corina Machado in November at the American World Business Forum in Miami promising a “massive privatization program” in Venezuela

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

how? I mean, fucking how? with what people? what the fuck is he talking about? does he expect to just issue orders to a country on truth social and have them followed? I am losing my entire mind

Today is the day that Donald Trump truly became president.

Time to dust this one off again

Friendly reminder that Congress had enough phone calls coming in last February that it was actively causing the phone system to crash and they had to progressively work to upgrade it over several nights to ensure it could handle the call volume. If enough people call, it disrupts the system.

bumping, still homeless

ANOTHER THING: if you really wanna help venezuelans who are inside the country, specially in Caracas, DONATE DIRECTLY TO THEM Many will need food and clean water while they stay at home cause of this situation. Even if, as family told me, its calm, they need monetary support in this. HELP THEM

wild to see every news outlet use the term "capture" to describe what happened. we're not at war with venezuela! this is *objectively* an illegal kidnapping of a sovereign country's leader

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

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The Hague is the moderate position.

Btw this is not about no fucking distraction from the Epstein files. They do not give a fuck that he is a known pedophile. This is all business as usual following a script for a game they have been playing for the last 30 years