Massacre

In a public apology for not including a “Golem meal” in their 2012 Hobbit themed menu, Denny’s has officially released the “Golem meal” Denny’s CEO had this to say: “we’re fucking sorry.”

Morrissey if he was sweet like sprite be like “sweetness I wasn’t joking when I said I’d like to kiss you right on your head :)”

Morrissey if he was happy be like “and if a double-decker bus crashes into us, that would really hurt and I don’t really wanna die”

Randy Newman’s new song “There should never be red lights or stop signs” was inspired by the time he was stuck in traffic

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

New years art a week late... #witchontheholynight #aokoaozaki #MahoutsukainoYoru

CAN YOU FUCKING GO AWAY

Do u guys mind if I take a nap

The huh of the what

Toy Story 5 will feature a new original song by Randy Newman, "Its gay to watch sports" (Source: tinyurl.com/5d99u3x8)

Hey guys do u mind if I sleep in for another 20 minutes thanks

21. wigs

Breakfast glizzy

Thoughts on this?

Just had a birria burrito the bathroom is not ready for my arrival

WHY DO I HAVE THREE OF YOU

Nintendo fans are- aaUUUGGHKKAAa- (a tall alien comes from behind me and rips my head off with my spine still attached)

First Look at White Lucio in #Overwatch 🐸 What are your first impressions of this DPS hero? 💭

I love the spring but I don’t love waking up drowning in phlegm

Well it’s not a bike. One.

Tom Hardy feeds his dog spicy food every day "I don't like him" (Source: tinyurl.com/y9mpcsp5)

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

Marathon is very good but for the love of God give me an option to increase the size of text

FIRST A+ RANK!!!!!

commissioned by @kurihachi.bsky.social

Sorry any time I see gimp mentioned I feel obligated to post this

??????? @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com

This is definitely some fake energy drink from a video game

the fourth mcelroy

Does anyone else remember this freak