Shortly after the Minneapolis 3rd Precinct burned down, they started scouting for locations to put their officers, one vacant building a few blocks from the burnt out precinct was selected. Soon after graffiti appeared on the building "We can burn this one down too" and the owners backed out.

@governorwalz.mn.gov @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social Alright boys we have it straight from the horses mouth on what he wants, now is time for that "We can't give him what we wants" thing I keep hearing you croon about

I need y'all to understand cause there's chances you might run into these things. DO NOT PICK THEM UP THEY ARE HOTTER THAN HELLFIRE AND NEITHER YOUR HAND OR WHATEVER GLOVE YOU HAVE HANDY ARE RATED FOR THAT.

The bros will bond competing to see how many chairs they can carry at one time, this is how civilizations are born

I only have one strategy guide with an embossed cover. it's very embossed

if youre somehow still following this account please stop

I hate vapes and respect the cigarette user so much more. "It's healthier" no it's not "It's helping me quit my addiction" It's replacing it. "I like the flavors" Chew bubblegum if you wanna taste bubblegum Smoking used to be cool till they turned it into nerd shit.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

@governorwalz.mn.gov I ask you, what do you think ICE wants? Do you think they want people resisting them? Do you think they want solidarity and neighbors protecting neighbors? Or do you think they want Minnesota to lay down and give up?

Just a few more hours of training guys and this'll stop just 3 more hours on the use of force continuum and they'll realize what a bouquet of oopsie daisies they've picked

Printing out this tweet and handing it to the ICE agent before he shoots me

“Illegals?” Brother this rock is only so big

I think the people who are so scared to share the planet with others should probably do the rest of us a favor and just leave it for good. Into the sun you go

I have now graduated from 34 to Almost 34, in lieu of a grand parade and in solidarity with Minnesota please donate to this cause www.standwithminnesota.com

I have now graduated from 34 to Almost 34, in lieu of a grand parade and in solidarity with Minnesota please donate to this cause www.standwithminnesota.com

$cxrruptfae | ven : @/collaredclown

wuffs.org/quiz/ The only valid quiz of 2026

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

a bold claim by Emmer saying he talks to any Minnesotans

all y'all simply don't understand; what's the most expensive thing a video game studio does? that's right! make video games. so if we cut that out its all profits baybee!!! 🫰🫰🤑🤑💰💸💵💶💷💴🫰🫰

Funny how that works doesn't it #furry #voxel #furryart #meme

The one conservative joke is "I identify as an attack helicopter," while the one liberal joke is "lol these guys are homogays who suck cock because they're gay"

I really hate the word 'Detained' used in conjunction with ICE I'm detained when I'm at a traffic stop getting a speeding ticket. I'm abducted when I am removed from my life, flown across the country, and placed in a cell.

I can't wait to watch all 5 episodes 4 years from now after paying 60 dollars a month for the ad tier of my favorite streamer because thats how TV works now

Wrong: "But NATO *did* help the US! NATO helped the US to invade Afghanistan and Iraq!" Right: Trump threatening to seize Greenland by force is an ironic form of poetic justice. Those who advance the imperial ambitions of an unaccountable superpower should not be surprised when it turns on them.

It really is funny how Johnsons primary strategy through all this is to just say "huh? Whuh? Did that happen? Idunno" and the press just goes with it

I have been told that this undercover ICE agent tried to get observers to scan a QR code “for his website”. The QR code did not resolve to a link. DO NOT SCAN UNKNOWN QR CODES FROM STRANGERS. This is a massive security risk! Bad things can happen to you if you do it! Stay frosty, friends.

NEW: Sen Manka Dhingra (D-Redmond) has introduced a bill that would "direct the withholding of state payments to the federal government if federal funding is withheld..." app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary/...

I think there should be a law requiring him and only him to change his last name to reflect whichever company he's working with and right now, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I believe we and the press should all be referring to him by his upcoming name, "Doug Megatron."

States will say distracted driving is bad and then put giant TVs on the side of the road that only play commercials

Question to LawSky... If I didn't get off the bus when he let everyone off, would I still be an abductee or would I graduate to accomplice?

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

I was under this system for about 2/3 weeks before I quit. Every amazon delivery driver is an unsung saint

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

Balatro (PC - 2024)

I've had a sheriff come to my door to take me to jail, he let me actually get dressed first, didn't cuff me, didn't even take away my phone till I was actually being booked

@governorwalz.mn.gov @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social if you capitulate even harder I bet it'll stop

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Please... I beg you all, every day... Trump does not need Putin to suck ass. He has always sucked ass. He will keep sucking ass while he is alive, There is a non-0 chance he will suck ass in his grave. Continuing this dumb conspiracy wastes energy and brainpower that could go to productive things

Honorable mention

I guess Disney made a post asking people to drop quotes that they relate to. Disney Apparently deleted said post. I can see why 😂 Disney, as a corporation has never been woke, but that hasn't stopped some actors, writers and projects from dropping gems along the way

mood

Movies I watch less than 100 times a year will no longer be receiving royalties

Holy shit, that’s just actual theft.