Late night boost

Not a reply guy, I'm an Additive Content Specialist

Hell yeah, one more hour to freedom. I'm going to touch my wife's butt then pass out immediately

I see everyone is upset about my wild speculations on the Iran war where I treated it like a sports game But have you considered that war is my special interest?

Done with all the work I need to do and seven hours to go. At least I don't have to conduct productivity theater like my previous jobs

it’s gritney bitch

Good thing I'm working alone tonight because I'm going to be gassing it up

no war but class war no iranian ever cheated me out of a living wage and decent existence

Been awake for 22 hours. Good night

I give the middle finger to so much shit that my kids think you use your middle finger to point things out

Good morning everyone. I guess we're bombing Iran? More details coming soon in your doomscroll

Wrapping up Promise Mascot Agency and it certainly scratches the itch of having an open world game where you just kind of do random shit. Recommended if want to have a vague sense of control in these trying times

Sorry commies, but America is the global leader in Avengers movies AND medical bankruptcies

This is just my basic strength training

If I didn't give a like after replying, the site is at fault unless I told you to take a long walk off a short pier

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

If you're looking for a good summary, go to Apple News or something idk If you're looking for a summary written/recorded while slightly crossfaded and very tired: got you covered

there was a snowball fiiiiight

organize around policies, not around politicians

[Beginning my State of the Union Address] The nerds wanted me to read you a buncha boring bullshit *crowd boos as I make a jerk of gesture* But I've got another idea *tosses notecards* Who wants to see me do the longest dab you've ever seen? *crowd loses their fuckin minds as I do a sick kickflip*

My long held conviction that St Louis is not part of the Midwest holds firm

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Good morning everyone. Let the madness in. It's cold outside

But officer, this is my emotional support firearm. I gots to have my emotional support firearm on this boat ride!

Alexander the Great? More like Alexander the Great Big Dumbass! Got his ass!

A coworker spent last night doing a little art project

I have thoughts about the 40 oz Stanley cup and they're mostly negative

Started playing Production Line again and I've already made a spreadsheet. Maybe my mental health is healing. Maybe I'm enjoying industrial engineering again????

These dragons will spend enough to solve the root causes of crime to preserve their hoards

Next week I learn if I get a new job so naturally I'm constantly checking my email just in case they decide to let me know on Saturday night. Better check the Spam folder just to be safe

You're not a real man unless you've fucked someone in the Mall of America Margaritaville

Y'all should read An Enemy of the People by Henrik Ibsen sometime. It's a play so it won't take long, but it has my favorite, lengthy monologues of someone dissing an entire town for being stupid that feels like a social media meltdown

The Shitpost of Monte Cristo

A Tale of Two Shitposts

Chat? Is it good that my big toe hurts real bad after I stubbed into my solid wood bedframe because I was rushing to make sweet, sweet love to my wife?

This is how I log on

But will it give me the free time of a 12 year old again?

The kind of tech the left is excited about

Decided to checkout a map of where Flock cameras are and I'm only ten minutes from work yet I driveby seven of the bastards

sigh

let's start a war, start a nuclear war

god bless the photographers who risk their lives to get these pictures

I don't owe anyone an apology! I just keep giving out apologies because I'm a nice guy but I fuck up a lot! And if you got a problem with that? I'm sorry!

welp, fuck EVO then

"Consider this more efficient wording" consider this flamethrower, Google Gemini. Consider EMP weaponry. Consider Butlerian Jihad