Wisconsin's Final Dad
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Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him
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My wife: you get obsessed with things too easily Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991): Them's boat dueling words
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Thembo
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Late night boost
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Not a reply guy, I'm an Additive Content Specialist
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about 8 hours ago
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Hell yeah, one more hour to freedom. I'm going to touch my wife's butt then pass out immediately
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about 19 hours ago
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I see everyone is upset about my wild speculations on the Iran war where I treated it like a sports game But have you considered that war is my special interest?
about 20 hours ago
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Done with all the work I need to do and seven hours to go. At least I don't have to conduct productivity theater like my previous jobs
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
1 day ago
it’s gritney bitch
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Good thing I'm working alone tonight because I'm going to be gassing it up
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Dirk Grundy, Sewer Clown
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Cosmos Lionheart
8 months ago
no war but class war no iranian ever cheated me out of a living wage and decent existence
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Been awake for 22 hours. Good night
1 day ago
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I give the middle finger to so much shit that my kids think you use your middle finger to point things out
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Good morning everyone. I guess we're bombing Iran? More details coming soon in your doomscroll
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Wrapping up Promise Mascot Agency and it certainly scratches the itch of having an open world game where you just kind of do random shit. Recommended if want to have a vague sense of control in these trying times
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Gaius (from Tribunate)
3 days ago
Sorry commies, but America is the global leader in Avengers movies AND medical bankruptcies
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This is just my basic strength training
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3 days ago
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Adem
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If I didn't give a like after replying, the site is at fault unless I told you to take a long walk off a short pier
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kate
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repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold
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grayson
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Laura Jedeed
5 days ago
If you're looking for a good summary, go to Apple News or something idk If you're looking for a summary written/recorded while slightly crossfaded and very tired: got you covered
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This Union's In A State!
Trump's Speech, summarized
https://www.firewalledmedia.com/p/this-unions-in-a-state
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"cold stone" steve austin
6 days ago
there was a snowball fiiiiight
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Calvinball Congress
6 days ago
organize around policies, not around politicians
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Cosmos Lionheart
almost 2 years ago
[Beginning my State of the Union Address] The nerds wanted me to read you a buncha boring bullshit *crowd boos as I make a jerk of gesture* But I've got another idea *tosses notecards* Who wants to see me do the longest dab you've ever seen? *crowd loses their fuckin minds as I do a sick kickflip*
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My long held conviction that St Louis is not part of the Midwest holds firm
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6 days ago
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localswampgay
6 days ago
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
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Good morning everyone. Let the madness in. It's cold outside
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But officer, this is my emotional support firearm. I gots to have my emotional support firearm on this boat ride!
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Alexander the Great? More like Alexander the Great Big Dumbass! Got his ass!
6 days ago
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A coworker spent last night doing a little art project
7 days ago
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i'm the eldritch boy
7 days ago
I have thoughts about the 40 oz Stanley cup and they're mostly negative
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Started playing Production Line again and I've already made a spreadsheet. Maybe my mental health is healing. Maybe I'm enjoying industrial engineering again????
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These dragons will spend enough to solve the root causes of crime to preserve their hoards
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7 days ago
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Next week I learn if I get a new job so naturally I'm constantly checking my email just in case they decide to let me know on Saturday night. Better check the Spam folder just to be safe
8 days ago
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You're not a real man unless you've fucked someone in the Mall of America Margaritaville
8 days ago
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Y'all should read An Enemy of the People by Henrik Ibsen sometime. It's a play so it won't take long, but it has my favorite, lengthy monologues of someone dissing an entire town for being stupid that feels like a social media meltdown
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The Shitpost of Monte Cristo
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9 days ago
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A Tale of Two Shitposts
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9 days ago
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Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!)
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Chat? Is it good that my big toe hurts real bad after I stubbed into my solid wood bedframe because I was rushing to make sweet, sweet love to my wife?
9 days ago
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jonbenét rumsfeld ☭
9 days ago
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This is how I log on
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9 days ago
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But will it give me the free time of a 12 year old again?
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9 days ago
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera
10 days ago
The kind of tech the left is excited about
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Decided to checkout a map of where Flock cameras are and I'm only ten minutes from work yet I driveby seven of the bastards
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Tyler, from the Internet
9 days ago
sigh
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
10 days ago
let's start a war, start a nuclear war
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Joshua Erlich
10 days ago
god bless the photographers who risk their lives to get these pictures
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I don't owe anyone an apology! I just keep giving out apologies because I'm a nice guy but I fuck up a lot! And if you got a problem with that? I'm sorry!
10 days ago
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nuggutron, local mindflayer
10 days ago
welp, fuck EVO then
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Laura Jedeed
10 days ago
"Consider this more efficient wording" consider this flamethrower, Google Gemini. Consider EMP weaponry. Consider Butlerian Jihad
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