Wisconsin's Final Dad
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Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him
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My wife: you get obsessed with things too easily Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991): Them's boat dueling words
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If you only listened to these fools, you'd think only a handful of people lived in this country instead of millions. You don't need to have people who suck join a coalition. You can just include people who already agree with you
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"Throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks" is frowned upon at the wastewater plant
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I AM a son of a bitch. That's why I got these cute floppy ears
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Trying to learn French again which always makes me look at how English sentences are constructed. What're we even fucking doing here? We really live like this, huh?
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If this is what liberal democracy produces, I have no use for liberal democracy
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
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Possibly the most devastating takedown of Rob Schneider I've ever seen.
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Isaac Rowlett
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Milwaukee’s skyline in spring, summer, fall and winter of 2025
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Excited to be arrested because the AI hallucinates some crime I didn't commit
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me finally getting recognized for fucking up everyone’s lives constantly
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5 days ago
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🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
5 days ago
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT have $990, died in the gutter
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Time for my favorite Christmas song
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The Grinch Song Uncensored is BRUTAL (ft Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski)
YouTube video by Wizards with Guns
https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?si=DYW0TzrQ15JeP2i8
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Jason, ex Inferis
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA
6 days ago
to all who celebrate!
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Basically me and all four sides of my wife
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5 days ago
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Me when I stub my toe:
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6 days ago
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Merry Pissmas and a Happy Nude Year
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Just generally people who correct grammar over technicalities while bringing up how they've always been "great" at grammar
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7 days ago
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People who don't enter the intersection to prepare to take a left turn should be publicly shamed
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7 days ago
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What a thing to post on Christmas Eve!
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton
7 days ago
*drinking an entire bottle of scotch in one chug* you can't be evil corrup and incompetent? Buddy have you met my wi[large wooden hook descends from the ceiling around my neck]
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love to do some # on a new account and reconnect with old friends who u lose track of on accounts
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I got a morality question. I've been considering buying Rogue Trader which doesn't use AI but the company is using AI for future games. So do I buy it to show support for a game without AI or boycott it to show complete opposition to any company that uses a trace of AI?
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*furiously taking notes* *even more furiously taking notes* *oh shit is he drooling all over?* *okay he's clearly using blood instead of ink* *by gawd he's writing Harry Potter fan fiction* *flamethrower noises*
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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️⚧️
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A wizard that perfected the art of Cheese ALchemy. Give them a bucket of milk and some other ingredients, and they'll transform it into cheese before your very eyes. Hand 'em some mold with the milk and watch it turn into fucking blue cheese.
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Had a job where I had to redact government documents and the boomer who taught me would print out the pdf then manually blackout sections then scan them back into a pdf. When I redacted what was needed in a ~300 page document in four hours he looked at me like I was a technowizard
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Noah Joad
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This looks like
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Catbus
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Stupid Twink
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Little known fact: If you put a cat in a pizza box, you end up with a samurai pizza cat
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Frances Meh (Forgotten Acquaintance Edition)
10 days ago
bluesky is not boring! in my timeline this morning alone there were 8 separate posts about soup, and like, all different kinds
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Going to bed now after working all night so y'all have to go back to bed now too. Tell your boss that he better be cool with it or I'm throwing them into Lake Michigan
9 days ago
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Had a former coworker I started calling Lime Guy because I said his name was too generic to remember. And gun to my head, I wouldn't be able to remember even his first name
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Arlan Hellison (famous)
10 days ago
hell … same
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Spotted a cat on one of the security cameras which is the most exciting thing that's happened on my ten hour shift 10/10 shift
10 days ago
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Kristen Wixx
10 days ago
"Still punk as fuck," I whisper while filling my pill organizer for next week.
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Macy🍷✨
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Good soup 🍜
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Random morning factoid: I'm very distantly related to Wagner
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Once I had a requisition denied for $6k that would have brought reliable quality control and I had fought for it for weeks. Then the next week I was told the big wigs blew two million bucks on an AI powered software and I had to figure out how to cost justify it within a week...
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If I was Jake Paul, I simply wouldn't have picked a fistfight with a professional fistfighter if I didn't want fists in my face
11 days ago
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Good morning to those who woke up and those who never went to bed. We're all sleepy and shit
11 days ago
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Dang it. Found a promising job that pays 45% more with better benefits and schedule. Union job as well. Dang it, going to have to update the resume again...
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Me before I get trapped in a box propped up by a stick with a rope tied to it:
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11 days ago
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The grinch in Predator: Duwhotch: "Get to the Christmas!"
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There's a lot of good bits from the Muppet movies but my favorite is the villain that just says "maniacal laugh"
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4 months ago
Right winger from a left wing family: "I used racist message boards as a form of escapism because my feminist mother tried to make me wear deodorant." Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."
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