Bennnnny

If I stuck around for 14 years while my owner mainlined my season ticket money directly into his yacht best believe I’m asking 5 Large for my playoff seat.

Tage says the Spencer Knight is VERY WEAK on crime.

Sarbes

Charlie Kirk memorial pez dispenser would go hard

Exactly. Night legends and repost my pinned post 🔄 #filmsky #moviesky #Spaceballs

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come!

It’s shit like this that keeps me sane. Subscribe to The Onion if you haven’t already.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

I was today years old when I learned that there's a stained glass window depicting the crucifixion of @nate-mcmurray.bsky.social by EC Dems.

> @themaxburns.bsky.social

More proof in 2 posts that the president is unwell. Similar to other recent posts of his, there is no defense to any of this. He is unwell. Very unwell.

The Boys has officially become a documentary now

Cattaraugus, New York Pop: 904 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattaraugus,_New_York Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=16985652 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=16985659 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=97161398

A sign of spring: people who shouldn't have licenses crashing their cars into WNY buildings.

i went to go see the infamous sign on colvin and kenmore for myself are you team gary or team sign-maker

Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out

It is so cleansing to watch smart people do things. So much of what we see every day is deeply small and stupid. This is incredibly big and incredibly brilliant.

I picked the right week to start For All Mankind

Space is fucking cool.

Whether it’s Michelle Obama, encouraging children to get exercise and eat vegetables or Melania Trump announcing that she never trafficked children to notorious pedophiles, both First Ladies made controversial announcements involving children.

Wait until they hear how much the military loses.

Me when my uncle steals my nose and refuses to give it back

Sabres

Guy on the video board gets the fans roaring by ripping his shirt off. Fans go even wilder when his buddy motorboats him. Buffalo hockey is back

The most common model, S-corporation into Trust, is tax free until the point of distribution of retirement funds to outgoing employees, which makes operations, effectively, tax-free

The story of our age is billionaire narcissist men who are widely known to be frauds or creeps within their industries but are allowed to destroy the world in plain sight because American media & business view rich confidently-speaking white men through an infinitely-forgiving lens of merit.

If you get the opportunity to work for an ESOP, do it.

That’s Smee in the corner

EFF is finally leaving X and here is a blog post about why: www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.

Judgment Day.

Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.

sabres really bring out the Ethnic Cheektowagans

There is no Dana, only Zuul!

Happy Easter!

If some dead guy emerged from a cave, I would beat him with a shovel

Watched it twice, cried twice. Amazing work @chellegz.bsky.social

The longest playoff drought in NHL history is over. The Buffalo Sabres have clinched a spot in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

As an American, there are always disappointments to register and arguments to engage; amid the chaos of our battered, monied attempt at self-governance, dissent is constant. But this feeling of being utterly ashamed of America and embarrassed to the core by its president is new, raw and unnerving.

Yap I’m ready for kesselring

I’ve seen enough of Stanley hodor

AHAHAHAH WHAT

🙏🧎‍➡️📿🛐

man, Challenger fucked me up

DUDE! THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!!! This is some of the sickest fucking DnB I've ever heard!!!