Not for nothing but I think Mbappe taking the all time goals lead in the WC bodes poorly for Spain tomorrow.

Maybe the most drunk international soccer match I've ever watched

Mitch McConnel England Soccer Team 🤝

Second half england playing like its 1296–1328, 1776, and 1919-1921.

England playing like they get to put the Eiffel Tower in The British Museum if they win.

It said a ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN LAST HOUR AND IT HAS NOT RAINED! (yes I know that it means "somewhere in the area" but I'd like to be mad about it so dont go all "blue sky reply" on me)

A shitty guy realizes how shitty he is through the power of music and fighting his girlfriends exes.

*in my best middle-aged dad voice* "We really needed this."

Seeing my books on the shelves at a Barnes & Noble will never, ever get old.

Protecting those spaces will take all of us, starting with treating authorship for what it is… not just the name on the cover of a book, but the human labor and creativity that went into it.

Just got word that a short story of mine was selected for an anthology coming out this fall, in a genre I've never written in before, so prepare yourself to be annoyed by me talking about that!!

Just got word that a short story of mine was selected for an anthology coming out this fall, in a genre I've never written in before, so prepare yourself to be annoyed by me talking about that!!

Live look in at my two small/single room air purifiers today:

I am cornering the market on "Hey, the world is literally on fire, theres a book about what happens after that" novels! Thanks @hopeengel.com for this perfect IG comment, lol!

I am cornering the market on "Hey, the world is literally on fire, theres a book about what happens after that" novels! Thanks @hopeengel.com for this perfect IG comment, lol!

Embrace the dystopia of todays skies! Read what is slowly becoming a documentary of the world in 100 years! The Hallowed Star Trilogy: A Dystopian Science Fantasy Love Story!

Frank Bánh-Mì signed with the Dodgers after a great showing in the Vietnamese National Baseball Club Championship.

Apparently the air quality might be even worse tomorrow so thats cool and fun and not at all worrisome to someone with asthma

My rooting interests coming into this world cup were 1. US 2. Argentina 3. Spain And of course the US wasnt winning it so... Pretty good final for me and only me, lol.

ARGENTINA. IS. INEVITABLE.

The best technological advance of this world cup is the Lip Flapping Cam

GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

The first time in his life Jordan Pickfords had long arms

England vs Argentina first half update:

please stop randomly cutting to the ref cam, I'm going to throw up everywhere

Me and the fellas high watching the digiorno pizza with 16 minutes left on the timer

Nice to play the worlds international anthem (anything by Shakira) before the other anthems.

The question of "do I Wana root for the guy who spoke glowingly about golfing with trump recently (Harry Kane) or do I wana root for the 5'7 GOAT who at 39 is trying to drag his team to one last WC (Messi)" is pretty easy for me, personally.

There is no way this is sustainable. German soccer matches on...fandango? What the fuck

Mercedes Benz Stadium is the nicest stadium I've ever been in, pretty easily. There was (obviously!) more history, and way more people, in Barcelona's Camp Nou (and a way cooler match, lol) but MB was awe inspiring in its moderness.

Its so orange out it looks like the "every 2000s movie that takes place in the middle east" movie filter was put on the sky itself.

The question of "do I Wana root for the guy who spoke glowingly about golfing with trump recently (Harry Kane) or do I wana root for the 5'7 GOAT who at 39 is trying to drag his team to one last WC (Messi)" is pretty easy for me, personally.

i'm not a woman because a condescending doctor said i was, or because society is kind enough to consider me one. i'm a woman because i wanted it and i took it. i stole that shit back from you all in broad daylight. you will never take it from me, not even when i die

God damn the sky is dystopian today

I finished reading The House in the Cerulean Sea last night and what a truly wonderful story. Absolutely recommend of you would like a heartwarming magical realism story with heavy found family and lgbtqia+ themes.

This thread has revealed that the biggest divide in our society is between the normal people who like sunlight in the evening and the sick freaks who want it to be dark at 5pm so they can get up to god knows what nefarious activities

Getting out of work at 430 and having it be dark is way worse that it being dark when I wake up and get ready. (To me! A person thinking of myself in the daylight savings vs not daylight saving conversation!)

Me to all my friends on bluesky rooting for France

🚨🚨🚨Sabres Admin went Nuclear in the Offseason Alert🚨🚨🚨

Steely Dan. Ive tried, man, ive tried so many times. Just absolutely not for me.

Was that Spanish tim ream I just saw enter the field?

A Spain v Argentina final would be custom made for me, specifically.

Second goal BEAUTIFUL? Second goal, beautiful.

no dog in the fight but that was maybe the clearest penalty of the tournament, Digne may not have meant to but he hauled off and destroyed Yamal’s thigh lol

Hell yeah, lets go spain!

That krebs contract absolutely leads me to believe theyre doing some sort of UPL, Quinn, Kleber, and a 1st for Hellebyuck type deal very soon. They have so many forwards and 4.5m is like, 3rd line money for someone who switches around the lineup.

And Italy still wont be there

They did the thing