It’s safe to walk down Bungtown Road again… 😉

Pure extortion: “Cornell will also pay an additional $30 million over three years directly to the United States government as a condition for ending pending claims that have been brought against the university.”

I don’t have any affectations, but if I had to choose one, it would be pronouncing scallop like a New Englander.

Not feeling great today and all I need is some chocolate and somehow there is no fucking leftover Halloween candy on this floor??

Someone please make me a Schrödinger’s Sandwich t-shirt.

Remember when Obama wore a tan fucking suit?

Sean Ryan won! Buffalo can (sometimes) have good things!

Canadians! Does the Christmas season start after Halloween since you’ve already celebrated Thanksgiving?

Still waiting on the big mayoral news from New York! Will we finally have a progressive leader in the state’s (second) biggest city??

You could not pay me enough money to admit this under oath.

Hi everyone, please make sure you comply this week.

“Mahomes has the Bills right where he wants them.” - Tony Romo, waking up this morning.

Bills victory Monday. Migraine gone. As long as I don’t read the news everything is great!!

Gonna celebrate the Bills win by eating all the kids Halloween candy. (Would have done it anyway.)

Josh needed to play better, and he did. What a game. Let’s all take tomorrow off.

Heard that DOINK from my house.

“That was like a punt though.” Listen, Romo, just shut the fuck up.

That’s also a touchdown.

Uh, that is 100% a touchdown.

Penalty. Pass too long. First down Chiefs. (Seriously, fuck these refs.)

Bills finally looking like the Bills on that drive.

PSA: Target is playing Christmas music, if you need an early fix.

We voted. We got hot pot. Good day.

Exercise tip: if you want to get your steps in, give your Apple Watch to your kid while they go trick or treating.

Tonight’s Zoom happy hour theme: Halloween! Monster Rice Krispie treats, candy, and a Witch’s Brew cocktail!

If you’re suffering from a migraine let me not suggest having 8 of the loudest teenagers on the planet in your living room.

Just here to brag like hell about Aisha, an awesome undergrad in my lab! www.buffalo.edu/ubnow/storie...

Spent the day on a seminar visit. Now I’m about to host a science outreach event. My scheduler is getting fired.

It sucks that when I read “Al” I assume it’s “AI” and not “Al.”

I understand POS means point of sale, but I can’t be the only one who knows what it really stands for.

I am sad to report that someone said “6-7” at faculty meeting and at least 2 faculty members did the arm movement thing.

I am happy to report that second year grad students do not react when you say “67” in class.

I woke up in a very contentious mood and there’s a faculty meeting on my calendar. Oh yeah.

My wife claims this band lineup is real and not AI. There is no way.

There’s a famous cider mill outside Buffalo called Mayer Brothers and people pronounce it like “mayor,” but I am Jewish and pronounce it correctly.

My day, in order.

Any New Yorkers want to convince me how to vote on the statewide proposal to allow an Olympic Sports Complex on state lands that are supposed to be “forever wild?”

Tonight’s Zoom happy hour theme: Food and 💩! Instant pot pork with sumac green beans! Air fryer cookies with Raisinets and Hershey’s kisses.

Bravo.

Who the hell is this man that Brandy & Monica were fighting over? Seriously ladies, you are Brandy & Monica! Dump him and find someone who isn’t cheating on you!

I can’t believe the French police finally released a sketch of the Louvre heist suspect!

Any home repair people out there with ideas on how to fix my light/fan? My daughter is getting very mad at me.

Just had “the talk” with my lab. I knew it was coming, but it still hurt. Turns out I’m the only one who really loves Life of a Showgirl.

Cool cool cool.

With all due respect (none), keep Taylor’s name out of your fucking mouth.

Holy shit Mary Roach wrote a new book. (Also her signature is cool as hell.)

Here come the exceptions! news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-...

What is it called if you’re not depressed but still want to listen to Lana Del Rey?

Everything the Republicans do is the Democrats fault. I blocked someone on here for saying we are to blame for Trump being a fascist. My god people, realize who the enemy is and work to defeat them.

Here is some BBQ I ate today.