i don't understand. i got a new work laptop and i'm not able to delete photos off of my camera's memory card from it. So i asked IT if they could fix it and you would think i was asking them for state secrets or something

well this should put all the "who's the GOAT?" discussions to bed because i never saw Lebron beat NASCAR

proof we need to stop telling kids to follow their dreams

NASCourt is over?? now what are Jeff Gluck and Jordan Bianchi supposed to do while they wait for their door dash?

yall thoughts and prayers to me i have to call the DMV today

i think itd be interesting if reporters who cover the NFL, NBA, or MLB interviewed execs in those sports about their thoughts on the NASCAR trial, how the charter system works in relation to owning other sports franchises, which side in the case they agree with, and that kind of stuff

good morning how are you feeling? wanna feel worse? i just got an email telling me to buy "classic country" albums by Miranda Lambert and Kenny Chesney

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i say it all the time but we truly live in the dumbest time in human history

IMPORTANT BREAKING PERSONAL NEWS!!! after starting the year 0-4 i made my fantasy league playoffs please clap

IMPORTANT BREAKING PERSONAL NEWS!!! after starting the year 0-4 i made my fantasy league playoffs please clap

thoughts and prayers to me i just made hot chocolate and put it in a thermos and it was still too hot and i burnt my tongue very bad and now i cant taste the peppermint 😭😭😭

i unfortunately regret to inform you all the new Vanderpump Rules is awesome

ew not a subliminal ad for chatgpt in the middle of this episode of Southern Charm

HEY! it's a snow day for some and even if not we've got curling happening later today! the U.S. men's and women's curling teams are playing in the final Olympic qualifying event looking to lock up spots in Milan The men play Poland at 12 EST. The women play Estonia at 5 and they both NEED to win!

the good - it's snowing so much!!! i love snow!!! the bad - i don't have any food in my house 😭

*Cher's Gypsies, Tramps, & Thieves comes on the radio* him: What are tramp stamp thieves?

Caleb could have ran for the first down and more what are you doing?!

i went to a HS football game yesterday & the opposing team's cheerleaders made a sign with words on it & one of the home team's fans said "i dont know why they did all that, they should know we cant read here" anyways a few mins later i saw this on their field so i guess he wasnt lying

feels like im cheating on my one true love (i got a paper cut on the box for my quesadilla. NOT a good start)

the fact UVA losing causes mass chaos throughout college football is the funniest thing

and in the end, UVA and Virginia Tech won the same amount of ACC football championships this season

it's too cold for this ya dorks!

it's cold!!

Chelsey Handler is co-hosting The Today Show and she is AGGRESSIVELY hitting on the guy they're interviewing. it's so uncomfortable

Cubs did it better.

i'm sorry there is absolutely NO way Dorit has enough money to be giving Hermes as a gift. #RHOBH

tonight's Final Jeopardy question was such crap i'm actually angry on behalf of all the players (it was a runaway game so it doesn't really matter but still! it was a bad question!)

apparently today is National Cheetah Day and i just feel like it's rude no one told them

@thekenchilds.com There's a lady from Durham on Jeopardy tonight!

i've been reading a lot of Nancy Jo Sales' old Vanity Fair articles and she was so so so incredibly good. no publications write good celebrity profiles anymore.

still catching up on Dancing With the Stars and i gotta say... I have a huge crush on Alan #DWTS

actually, giving tickets as a Christmas gift is the ultimate gift, the best thing anyone could ever be given it is the gift of getting to spend time with me

i'm fighting capitalism by getting everyone i know tickets to concerts or sporting events for Christmas the fact that i get to go to the event with the person is just an added bonus and definitely not the reason behind my decisions

i have JJ Redick's autograph on the back of a high school baseball ticket i was OBSESSED growing up and he's from my home town and my friends happened to see him at his brother's HS baseball game and got his autograph for me. I framed it and took it to all my college dorms and apartments

Miranda Lambert for a 3rd year in a row. i'm such a cliche #SpotifyWrapped

does anyone else remember that time a station in San Francisco protested a change by playing Hot In Herre over and over for like 3 days straight? somehow i heard about it and drove my family CRAZY i couldn't turn it off

there’s no such thing as watching one episode of parks & rec you either watch zero episodes or nine episodes

i'm telling yall, if Tech hadn't hired Franklin i would be having a full-on football meltdown right now

Hey signing day is tomorrow. By the time Penn State ends its eight-week search and hires a coach, ~90% of this class will have signed elsewhere, maybe including four of these five commits. (These four could go to Virginia Tech, which could give VT its first top-25 class since 2018)

so either UVA or JMU is going to the playoffs the universe wants me to suffer

hey @flavorflav.bsky.social you should get in touch with @thekenchilds.com he runs the premiere website about USA bobsled, skeleton, all things sliding sports, and he can definitely get the word out for your cause!

look i know you have to pay for news, i work for a paper i understand but can't you give me the option to pay like 50 cents if all i want to do is read one article? i shouldn't have to commit to a full subscription for one article!

okay maybe James Franklin hasn't lost it because he just signed a gigantic offensive lineman named Roseby "Purgatory" Lubintus

i know she was a child when she recorded the album, but they keep playing Taylor Swift's Christmas songs on the radio at work and truly every single one is an abomination for the ears. there's no way she's not embarrassed about it.

hey wait a seco...

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

i'd have to go with West End Girl, but Bad Bunny is a close second also Morgan Wade's The Party Is Over was my other favorite from this year

it's a sad day for southern Virginia 😭

CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE 40 white guys took everyone’s money and are using it to build a machine that takes everyone’s jobs and we are letting it happen because we are idiots