This man has been giving god tier I wanna die memes for twenty-five years. God bless!

mc being voted out tonight is so upsetting. season after season, black survivors are voted out during the double tribal/split teams competition... 49: mc 48: sai & cedrek 46: tim & soda 45: sifu & kaleb 43: james & ryan 42: rocksroy i hate this fucking twist and it needs to go #survivor49

the 180 I’ve done on Rizo since the cast dropped is crazyyyy I love that scheming gen z rat!!!! R I Z G O D RIZGOD BABY!!!!! #survivor49

i am not going to argue with a tiktok user replying to my comment on ashley’s tiktok because i am watching real housewives before therapy and i do not care to educate them on fatphobia actually💋

this is my Cocomelon

i think more houseguests should take a pause from social media after exiting the house. people are cruel but even if ur ok mentally, the mystery will keep your fans wanting more lol. a solid way to build a base!

an old white man will NEVER be the people's princess. hush. #dwts

THANK FUCKING GOD BYE ANDY #dwts

the concept of giving andy an 8 and jordan a 9 #DWTS

mommy? sorry…mommy? #dwts

my bf, who has only seen 1 episode of #dwts before: so we’re just giving out 10s now? to everyone except the black woman? ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰

kinda need alix to not get a perfect score just for my enjoyment #dwts

JORDAN WAS ROBBED AND I STAND ON THIS BEING WHY

oh fuck off carrie ann where was this criticism for andy #dwts

she’s ridiculous (complimentary) #RHOP

I think I’ve pavlov’d myself to go crazy and feel like a tortured cursed evil monster woman every november-january

my kings in the front… I love MEN they PROVIDE for us and we must OBEY them because they are our MASTERS

obsessed with this group that strolls their village dressed like 50 cent in the 2000s & posts videos to almost exclusively 50 cent songs

the queen is back on tv🙇🏻‍♀️

dadddddddddd

if you needed a reminder on how rancid NYT is. cancel ur subscription & play online word games somewhere else

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

angel is not getting a call back next season omg. just a vibe killer who sounds sick all the time i’m over it #rhop

make way for the breakout round table star candiace dillard bassett

not ashley meeting ll cool j djwnsksnsk

1. why are yall stalking her following omg 2. if she was on private, how do u even know she followed it before she went public? ur following is hidden if ur on private 3. its getting weird

Wait I can’t believe Zohran said this you guys

found a slightly better quality version of the yorkie photo

not to be the woke friend but if andy doesn’t go home this week on #dwts i will be writing an essay on the intersection of ageism, racism, & misogyny and how biases are impacting scores and votes

living through societal decay is crazy but also so mind numbing at the same time

some of the things ppl submit anonymously are very strange and deluded. is everything ok at home

i hate insurance companies cause why did a claim specialist tell me they’re taking $17K out of my accident settlement bc it’s what i owe on my car but i only owe $14K on it (and i confirmed w/ the bank). YOU CANNOT TRICK ME

my new glasses came in the mail & i *think* i’m feeling the vibes . i def like the 1st more than 2nd

starting my #rhom watch 🌴💰

it's mainstream to be conservative now so she's just riding the wave & honestly i think that's worse lmfao

is that why the skyline has been more quiet lately ? i thought i had too much muted aonsksns

Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows. Does this sound familiar? Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."

bravo bloomfs what real housewives or bravo series should i start next. i’ve now seen rhoslc, rhoa, & rhop. im thinking beverly hills? or i could watch below deck if its good

eric adams comparing himself to mahatma ghandi, welcome back jax taylor

just got the cutest baby on #palia i named her strawberry shortcake bc LOOK AT HER FUR

how i imagine the #bb27 cast reuniting at celebrity weekend in december after not speaking for months

imagine a jury discussing this footage

so that lady was quick to send a cease & desist to a college student tracking her carbon emissions but hasn’t denounced our fascist government for using her song in an official white house tiktok…right…right…

you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.

jawan takeover loading….. screaming at how this edit i made was a fancam but ended up being a thirst cam #survivor #survivor49

the editors did not need to do kristina like this 😭 #survivor #survivor49

is that leah commenting with the heart eyes 🕵

Savannah: “I want to work with you MC” #Survivor Also Savannah:

welcome to the jawanaissance!!!!! #survivor49