Masturbation Calendar for Men Who have Lost Erections from Masturbating Wrong

dungeon synth unplugged

some open questions regarding clown porn: -Is there clown bdsm? -Are there clown gangbangs and are they called some else? like a clangbang? -Is there clown cuck porn? -What about reverse cosplay where a clown adult performer performs in regular clothes and no makeup?

In the old west when a lady was trying to be sexy she'd say Pa instead of daddy

(young dewey) man i hope one day i can have my own decimal system

i call rap music "crap" music. the C stands for Can't get enough of this stuff. i love it

I don't deserve good movies 😔

Lately?

when my dad first made a lot of money in the dot com boom he bought one of these for every room, and also shoes with literal metal springs in the heels, and an audrey 3com. he died penniless btw.

Last Four Friday been really into garbage lately

Made this in case any Saw Sickos ever need it.

just saw a guy name Psycho Circus as one of the 10 best KISS songs

Something that was kinda missing from the “we need to bring back studio comedies” discourse last year was how many of them were like this

rewatching this and goddamn the soundtrack fucks so hard

art!

my Quest For Glory ranking: QFG I (can't be beat) QFG IV (disliked the combat system, but otherwise very enjoyable) QFG II (other than navigating the maze-like streets before getting a map, solid) QFG V (pretty okay) QFG III (felt kind of tedious for some stretches)

respect to King Kobra for taking the concept of a "hair band" seriously

Strike!OvulationDivine Fist! Rebellion to Extinction!

"c'est eux qu'faut condamner, ils se croient tout permis" www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lv3...

woke 2 is so interesting

😤

bit of an odd one in terms of gameplay. controls aren't as smooth as QFG4, kinda clunky same problem as QFG3: the tone is off from the rest of the series, not light and silly enough glad I played it though, and kinda neat to see lots of characters from QFG I - IV popping up

I spent ~$30 CAD on GOG games on sale this month (Legend of Kyrandia, Doom 1+2, Baldur's Gate, Civilization IV) even though I barely have time to play through the ones I already have loaded up financially responsible? no. but in 5 years when all my kids are teenagers/adults, I'll be havin a blast

Today’s memo

showed my wife a scene and she agreed, he really does look/speak/act somewhat like David from Sister Wives also she lost a bit of respect for me knowing what kind of trash I’ve been watching

from Tit-Bits magazine (1892)

1979_02_26 ABN-2 Test Card, Slide, Clock, Flip Slide Turn : 176s

I am going to shoot the economy with a gun

it's dragon time in the village tonight

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - Street Art

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

The Judgement Night soundtrack was ground zero for Nü Metal

feature not a bug

me too, brother

Kane "Kake" Roberts

"We have Black Sabbath at home"

I've been relistening to Black Sabbath's discography recently and after ten albums of CRAP, I'm finally getting to the good stuff

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - self aggrandising

I threw an edging party and no one came

the tax loophole

Awkward Girls

wish I had a banana right now should’ve had more foresight when I was at the grocery store :/

Attn Jacklyn

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got