POV: everyone's having fun without you :(

I am still waiting on more PUPPET MASTER spinoff movies.

Was looking through an old drive and found this gem.

give it up for the gta2 box art. just sniping the hood of a taxi for no goddamn reason

you wanted the best? you got the best! the hottest band in the woooorld: Kraftwerk!

sad Hemingway story: "Miami Vice 4K. Never officially announced."

my wife just watched The Martian (2015) so now I'm going to watch The Martian (2015) so we can talk about The Martian (2015)

I don’t follow video games but I do follow capitalism and they’re literally selling an empty box

the dick only points one way but the balls point in all directions at once #profound #morningwisdom

i could get behind “done trucking” serving an expression for dead. doctor: i’m sorry, your wife is done trucking 😔

pull up to my bumper baby www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1I...

nw - I think I've seen this back when I was intensely and chronically sleep deprived, so I'm basically watching it for the first time

can you imagine if David Bowie had sung "Let's Fuck" instead of "Let's Dance"? because I can

Its a shame charlie kirk didnt live long enough to hear the we are charlie kirk song

Important streaming news

nw

the james bond where johnathan pryce controlled the news was a documentary

"hey guys, what are you doing?" "picking up pine cones for the Lord"

eh why not

That’s some Cinema right there

I’m joining the culture war on the side of culture

nw

stormkeep understands that black metal album covers should have a sorceress with her tits out riding a fuckin dragon on them tidal.com/album/516857...

Decided to look into that reflecting pool i keep hearing about, and idk there's some blue in it

This was a solved problem 25 years ago! Put some goggles on your biggest titted friend and take a black and white photo of her in a construction site for gods sake. When did everybody become helpless

I went to Jupiter to get more stupider, and that shit really works !

Ohio Lottery Instant Games Commercial WUAB 43 1997-10-09 : 2s

not bad

cöven

didn't know there was a Wrong Turn remake until just now. so I guess I'll watch the Wrong Turn remake

I love D&D (Disco&Dancing)

oh hell yeah

gotta take a break to make supper. so now watching

if you need me, I'll be out front mowing the lawn

my Bluesky License? don't need one. I'm this site's #1 KISS poster, and one of its top 300 porn enthusiasts. speaks for itself

i hate bumper stickers buuuut…

Everyone scrambling for the best Reddit story for a film when the real best Reddit story is the one I read 13 years ago and never stopped thinking about: the snowy cabin, the man-thing in the trees www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...?

If Cynthia Rothrock ever kicked me I’d fucking die

Last Four Friday 📽️ Staying on task, exploring

Seinfeld ass movie name

sorry but this rules

Andy Sidaris. The man really just cracked the code.

WOAH

Periodic reminder of the best ever version of Temptation 👇

found this book about me

Last Four Friday featuring the usual mix (heavy metal, throwaway gun movie, titty film, and uh... Southland Tales)

Molly’s very excited for The Odyssey so there’s been a theme