japanese movies are like Monsters: You Can’t Get Rid of Them

as president i’m banning protein supplements. eat a dam egg

i put on the secret world of arrietty for the baby and i’m like instantly weeping before anything happens. i’m too sensitive to beauty in the mornings

just made horrible little muffins honestly afraid to try one

just, like.... what do you guys fucking want!!! what do you think LIFE IS???? what do you think we're fucking DOING HERE, on this PLANET??? "i need the government to 'step in' because no-one will tolerate my loser energy" i see why!!!

people need to stop using the term “law enforcement” so lightly. ICE has never once enforced any laws. they break laws constantly. cops are no better. the only people i’d consider true law enforcers are traffic guards, and they don’t even need a gun to do their job.

baby obsessed with the ramen packets today

i know that air is real because i keep getting shocked

A mass Luddite movement will be crucial to making the US democratic again www.ft.com/content/5038...

people we are going to lose a generation of failsons

this blonde lady now blacklisted from trumpland

this man for president

bramp garliss

allow me to self-redeem… myself

we gotta throw Chomsky and Dersh in the shark pit from Austin Powers

nightmare or not its my current blunt rotation

baby woke up at two thirty am time to email tubi and ask them to carry more episodes of In The Night Garden

its all about engagement

genuinely can’t believe I’ve had to pay like £15k in visa fees over the last ten years for some little yankee terrorist pervert to walk in and get rubber stamped for visas, meanwhile Keir Starmer and his gaggle of halfwits have spent months trying to deport every black person in this country

Zalman King

the middle aged salsa dad pendulum is crashing straight through trump’s minority gains

we’ll see what Purely Elizabeth has to say about that

there was a lady in publix being extremely picky about potatoes 2.25 hours before the winter storm rolls in. if you wanted yukons you only have yourself to be mad at

skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats

having an extremely restorative cup of coffee

having sex once every seven years:

i begging the justice department to please don’t make don lemon a hero

my theory on the bovino ouster is that trump heard the soggy biscuit story and just couldn’t with all that

my neighbor told me he keeps getting divorces so i asked him how many divorces he has and he said he just goes to the lawyer’s whenever his marriage falls apart and gets a new divorce and i said it sounds like you are just feeding marriages to divorce lawyers and then he started crying

really can’t wait for Shin Barron Trump

[pixies voice] scoops of explanation

the baby is looking at a book right side up 🧡

ok i’m libbing out for this one

i do not want people driving my car when i’m not in it unless i am married to them. my car is a teenage bedroom on wheels

Ok well that's delicious.

will greedily and happily take melissa back

if you are in the room with him and you arent doing it you are helping him

bout to watch gamera and eat chicken salad 😎

As Minnesota kicks off its day of freedom from ICE, my piece on how the state's movements built power to be ready for this moment, and the closest thing to a real general strike in maybe a century newrepublic.com/article/2053...

…the titanic famously did not turn

a battle of two nancies looks unlikely however, as rep. nancy mace (R-01) shows interest in south carolina’s governor’s race

current stage of dhs crashout

the baby took off his own shirt and now he’s marching around with it as his prize. he’s poking out his tummy and slapping it. he’s twirling his shirt like it’s a helicopter

the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"

i’m almost crying MR. LINDO

the american right wing is like the MLB. there’s about 855 players, there’s about 20 big stars, and they even have an internal eugenics program but instead of choosing for baseball traits they are choosing for psychotic idiot traits

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