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it’s bold, unexpected, and sorely needed: trump’s move to create the united states plumbing force

you can pry my blackbean chalupa out of my warm freasy hands

healthy society

i think an informative generational divide is between people who pronounce vegan like veegan and people who pronounce vegan like vay-gan like somebody who’s from las vegas. the latter half being people who would click on ads for bariatric gelatin

i love how you always want the best for me frosh but this mild spicy chicken hot pot just had some odds and ends

wishing i had some curly black fungus rn

I know this is a ridiculously long shot, but does anyone recognize this ceramic pattern? It’s the only piece I’ve found. I’m assuming latter half of the 20th century, but the house’s yard it was in is ca.1900. The piece itself is likely the edge of a teacup or bowl, and has a gold rim.

i also think this is something they want, besides not caring, because mobility makes people too sassy, and they think there are too many low class people at airports. they like all those old pictures from the fifties where white people are smoking cigarettes and carving ham on planes

the baby is just like, running and drinking milk

don’t tell ronald f kennedy i’m making maduros for the baby’s dinner

i feel like a dumbass for having to say this but i believe the economic troubles caused by the war trump started with Iran is part and parcel of the maga eugenecist project. so now they want to cut WIC because of the war? like one fucking missile costs more than the whole program

jim saw this guy at work today. he poured two piles

you can make some casual pains au chocolat with chocolate chips rolled up in crescent roll dough

this is so funny

100 isn't good for a batting average

so i made a salad with croutons and i’m having bread on the side

these people act like they’ve never seen an oliver stone movie

i was getting pouty about making dinner but then i remembered i have a rotiss waiting for us 😈

oh shit girls its time to get an oil change

if you read the article you find out how much everyone in it sucks!

made the baby a baguette end cream cheese sandwich. his jaw about to be so swole

mamma mia

just saw a retired cop car driving around which was a shitty painted white dodge charger with the light bar still on top. it looked stupid and hard as hell

sometimes i feel like some People are trying to Cast Spells to Gain Untold Power just by using the words that come out of their mouths, not knowing any magic at all

occasionally i will watch mulholland drive two times in a row

guys it is not fair to dogpile lowbies like this

like if i was running the cruise ship business i would be very concerned that all the cruise ship inspectors got fired and might even look into putting some of them on the company payroll so my big beautiful ship wouldn’t be forever associated with hantavirus deaths! but i’m just an asshole

look, MY golden calf doesn’t mean anything bad. it just looks good with the rest of my stuff

so i guess the PBA spent five million dollars to promote the sport of bowling this year

my husband’s in heaven the baby likes his PBA Tour game

FLEXXX TIME TO EAT CHEX

i can’t believe i have to take this time machine trip to visit myself as a teenager to say in 23 years you’ll be choosing wal-mart over target or amazon for ethical reasons

baby’s poopin

we never had to make podcasts visual

we all know the writers have been struggling in these later seasons but you have to admit “Masque of the Red Death (but its on a boat)” is pretty good stuff

thank u to all tha world war 2 veterans for makin Hitlah kill himself

i just made my husband bring me the lotion by the sink

found a kind of guy

didnt Beau is Afraid have huge balls? lol

rap only the second most deadest genre after rock n roll

screwed up a batch of creme brulees this week so i saved some of the unset custard and used it for french toast. i added egg whites and milk back into it so the custard didn’t just turn into grease. they are cooking up so pretty now

Chotiner would make an excellent St Peter

everybody knows about horseshoe theory. but not as many people know that for every horseshoe you see there is a nearly invisible horseshoe over it that goes the opposite way

hey now

so many horrible fits. and that one dude looks like the jfk jr guy

Any "leftist" taking MTG's side over AOC's is either an op or the biggest mark at the carnival

i am here to remind any ostensibly leftist dummy that she retired the literal day her pension kicked in. use your brain and do better. people complain about fuckin liz cheney and then do this. OK 👍

so the white house sent a redistricting map to south carolina and state republicans seem less than enthusiastic about pulling it off because it will require work on their part. i think they should do it and see what happens scdailygazette.com/2026/05/08/s...