Playing more of AC Shadows. It’s so funny that Yasuke being black so immediately overloaded the gamer brain rage centers that they didn’t have any outrage left for his nonbinary twink lover.

Yooooo based Oda Nobunaga?

Nobody has ever watched “The Studio”. Don’t trust anyone in your life who says they have. They’ve been compromised.

The “trans partner” thing is primarily meant to push the narrative that we’re demons corrupting America’s youth, but it’s also a wounded masculinity cope. They can’t stop Charlie from having gotten got, but they can call the guy that shot him a faggot.

It’s so cool that the democrats are basically doing accelerationism now where they think if they just let Trump make everything worse for us and keep leaning into the center we’ll eventually follow them out of desperation

Will Magnus after one of his Metal Men transitions

Same

I think Double Exposure could’ve been my favorite Life is Strange if they’d stuck the landing even a little bit but god do I hate that last episode

Just saw a medication ad that used Habanera from Carmen, this is America bitch you gotta license something with some lyrics if you want me to inject whatever you’re selling

-picking you up- the lion does not concern himself with the other doggie two doors down

Right to left: a dull noir with political satire aspirations, a 70s Charles Bronson cop movie about how We Live In A Society, a much more successful satire that just keeps getting more prescient, and just a nice little Cher movie :)

I think one of the reasons conspiracies like this pop up is that people over estimate how hard it is to do something like this to someone like that.

Thinking about the phrase "political violence" and the number of people who've died on Rikers Island in just the last month.

What a perfect day to cancel my DCUI subscription

I’ve been thinking hard about this and I’ve concluded that Trump paid Jezebel to have those witches curse Charlie Kirk

I think technically his last word might have been “-wet, desperate sucking noise-“

Charlie Kirk won’t hear your jokes about having big gums. Because he’s dead lol.

My extremely centrist Dem mom just called and opened with “Well, one less piece of shit in the world”. Nature is healing.

Her: It’s not called that Me, sweating: Yeah well actually that’s another mandala effect

Sandstorm came on at the bar and I’m trying to explain to my partner that I’m very much focused on our conversation and that all the vibing is completely unconscious

(To the tune of "Wishin' and Hopin'") Beavis and Butthead are locked in my bathroom

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Some beautiful shots of the desert and good chemistry, a stone cold five star Queer Classic I somehow went decades without seeing fully, the worst post-release hackjob I’ve ever seen with a craaaaazy backstory, and a boring 70s street gang drama with an enjoyably wormy protagonist

Theater box of Sour Patch Kids I bought at Target beforehand

Happy Silksong day, homos

Writers who were struck by the liquid fire of Apollo once at the beginning of their career and then flopped for the rest of their lives sure hate trans people for some reasons

That part near the end of Hope I Didn’t Just Give Away The Ending where the guy from New Radicals turns into the guy from Modest Mouse for a minute >>>>>>>

“Elon Musk has more money than any one person can spend in their life” and “Elon Musk is fathering a ton of children” are both part of “Elon Musk is trying to do Trials in Tainted Space for real”

I think RBF is root beer float but that’s honestly not helping me that much

No don’t you get it the only way to defeat the anti-life psychos in power is by installing our own anti-life psycho

Reddit is a cool place where a guy will slide into your DMs whose last actual post was putting his full family history with names on r/genealogy three years ago.

Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

Bruce aura-farming while Tim comes out to him is so good actually

This would work on me

Is there a funnier non-comedian guest spot on a sitcom funnier than Larry King on 30 Rock because I’m struggling to think of one

I think a thing a lot of people don’t understand about Gaylors is that Taylor Swift thinks she’s the Riddler. She loves doing elaborate Easter eggs in interviews and stuff. She has to a certain extent primed her audience for this.

There’s a bit in the Watchmen movie tie in game where Doctor Manhattan prevents the events of the movie Alive (1993) from happening

I just made what I think was the most perfect grilled cheese I’ve ever made and handed it off to my partner knowing full well I wasn’t going to be able to recreate the conditions for my own, don’t you EVER try to talk to me about sacrifice

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Mariah May and Jeff Cobb are I think really good examples of how WWE not wanting people to watch wrestling outside their ecosystem is starting to bite them on the ass.

CyberGhostface is so stupid i love them so much

This is, unfortunately, exactly what we can expect from Democrats if they ever return to power

I guess I’m not really surprised but it is funny that ESPN has only published one article about the Raja Jackson incident and it’s maybe the only one I’ve seen that doesn’t mention who owns the promotion or that it was a WWEID affiliate

Cancelling Susan Sarandon for her empty allyship (didn’t do the Rocky Horror sequel)

What I’m seeing happen now is a lot of people are finally going “oh Israel is bad” but then jumping from there to “because of a defect in Israelis that arose naturally” and THAT is why Im always saying that Israel is itself an antisemitic project meant to shift blame onto the Jews

I wish Firebreak was going better than it seems to be because I like Remedy a lot and think good things should happen to them, I just really don’t like playing it and probably won’t any more

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like