Spending quality time with my graceful and fierce and wonderful daughter and my horrible fat chud son

Huh. I guess not only did I not actually finish GOW: Ragnarok, I only have like six trophies from it so I must have barely played it. Whoops!

Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.

Unexpected new entry to the list of Epstein files guys playable in WWE games

🎶 if u wanna be my grover 🎶 🎶 u gotta expand ur haus 🎶 🎶 not know what ur doin 🎶 🎶 build it with ur spouse 🎶 🎶 if u wanna be my grover 🎶 🎶 insulate ur stairs 🎶 🎶 barbecue ur siding 🎶 🎶 do it unawares 🎶

One of those frighteningly camera-trained conservative teenagers doing a piece on how Covid lockdowns damages his education

Heaven’s Gate Members Enjoy 29th Euphoric Year On Highest Plane Of Existence https://theonion.com/heavens-gate-members-enjoy-29th-euphoric-year-on-highest-plane-of-existence/

every time this lady opens her mouth the most frightening part is, i think she believes herself. it's weird. the idea that you can be brought in as an ideological hatchetman and drone on about trust and mutual respect, lmao. when and where did that enter the calculus

I love when people on twitter complain about how people on letterboxd post about movies. Have you seen yourselves.

I’m sorry, they’re locking first appearance, Age of Apocalypse, AND the Frank Quitely design behind the deluxe edition? What suits are in the fucking game then?

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I was looking some stuff up to try to understand what’s even happening here and it turns out this isn’t something he came up with, there is in fact a community of conspiracists that think the original White House was constructed by an ancient advanced empire and it was burned to cover it up.

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Drinking yogurt soju with sparkling yuzu coconut water. They should name this after me.

“God of War but it’s his wife” is like three years of content for the absolute worst youtube shitheads

Sony is just like “here’s all our biggest games for the year, they’re all out in three months, yes at the same time, fuck you”

“I still existed, I just wasn’t working. I don’t blink out of existence for long spells. You can trust me not to blink out of existence for long spells.”

This is a really wonderful book about what it is to take care of another person and be taken care of and how important it is to the human experience and memory but also it came out in March 2020 and it is straight up distracting how well it predicted what Covid was going to do to people’s brains.

This happened and then her I think literal next appearance was “I’m opening a boba cafe for Steph and Cass to hang out at ☺️☺️☺️” because DC won’t let me have nice things

-trying to claw your skin off in big bloody chunks with my fingernails- See, the most offensive part about you doing “womanface” is you can just take it off if you want

Looks like the little two-screen theater near me is dumping Star Wars for Obsession lol

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

“Lizard people” is probably a phrase to avoid if you’re defending someone from nazi allegations

i don't think you trust in my self-righteous suicide i cry when halo 3 coke and FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

Well I’m out

Kirkchievment Unlocked

wwf excess - final fantasy x - 2002

Doritos is doing an America 250 thing where they introduced a white flavor so they can have a full red white and blue lineup I guess but in a vacuum it is just kind of like “what’s America, garlic bread”

They got really into the holiday specials huh

Poem

I don’t care how good the match was, and I’m sure it was great, I can’t untangle the Grande Americano stuff from it being in a company that’s actively trying to bring Mexican wrestling under American control and is now partially owned by Trump.

Laughed at this image for 10 entire minutes

Backrooms kinda felt like it maybe should’ve been a video game? I liked the movie but it also felt like the kind of thing we invented the first person walking sim for.

New app that tells you if the movie is safe to bring your dog to

Second best movie in the “character played by Margot Robbie slowly becomes sentient, Kate McKinnon is there” canon

I was not aware CM Punk used to have nipple rings

A few quests in and I’m enjoying Stormblood. It’s very “sounds like another adventure for the Best Friends Gang” which is what I want.

Oh FUN. Even if they made the ending a little too cackling supervillain “let me explain my devious plan” speech.

All time: Angry whopper Currently available: McNugget

Now seated

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

I don’t believe the rumor about Backrooms having a shadow director or whatever if only because from a commercial standpoint there’s no reason A24 needs this movie to be good.

One of the guys from Milli Vanilli is dead so presumably the other guy is now a solo act and actively choosing to continue performing under the most maligned name in the history of pop music