Kidz Bop MCR: Teenagers care an awful lot about me. They are the best and they say "thank you" and "please". So tuck in your clothes and strike a good posture pose. Maybe you'll see them at the library

Finally filled out my Observer awards ballot. Put Saya Kamitani in for everything she’s eligible for. Probably a few she isn’t tbh.

If Meltzer’s reporting of the Netflix numbers is correct then Unreal had more viewers last year than any episode of Raw outside of the Netflix debut, so we finally have empirical evidence that fed fans don’t watch the fed 🤼‍♀️

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

just living that thirtysomething dirtbag lifestyle 🖼️ by the incredible @ftdire.bsky.social

It’s crazy that the actual Web 3.0 that’s catching on is “what if the news was PvP enabled”

Too cold outside, going to watch some of Ultimate 29 Big Box Horror Movies Collection

That’s literally depression

I put on the cartoon channel on tubi I leave on for the dog sometimes and they’re showing the episode of the Mario cartoon where they go to a Milli Vanilli concert

I picked this up today without even examining it that close because I got nostalgic for when I used to buy these all the time in my 20s and HOLY SHIT CASTLE FREAK IS IN HERE

The dumbest third act I’ve seen in a horror movie maybe ever. Just. The thing with the dog. If you know you know. If you don’t know don’t bother. Also imdb keyword heroic homophobia.

Saw these Akira scooter pieces and I'm still a fan of them

Peacock is now the home of the Grabber

Whatever else you do, you have to live.

Expedition 33 completely snubbed at the Oscar’s……

I’m having to purchase something with crypto and I had to wait three days after buying the crypto before my account would let me spend it and in that time the value of the coin I bought dropped by twenty percent so I now don’t have enough to buy what I wanted why does anyone do this

Giving Death Stranding another shot now that I can more easily play it the way Kojima intended: streamed over shitty wifi to a Steam Deck

Darby O’Gill And the Little People With Big Naturals

If two of the weed gummies are stuck together you’re actually allowed to have both

My Father The Hero With Big Naturals

Taking estrogen via the Dave’s Hot Chicken x Fallout Saucy Survival Kit Stimpak Sauce Injector

Jesus Christ this movie rules. I feel like I could walk through a wall right now. Also I keep forgetting to post the reviews here lol I’m panoptichron over there if you want to see the last few ones I guess.

I think one of the myths we have to kill if we’re going to survive is the idea that democracy manifests the will of the people

Coo coo

I know a few of these

Not the point but you ever think about how wild it is that the beard actually stuck

It is CRAZY how much David Byrne looks like his mom

One of my Autism Things is sometimes a shot in a movie will hit my brain in a way where I’m like “I’m not going to rewind and watch it again but I AM going to pause the movie and pace around for like ten minutes thinking about it”

“Return”?

When the WWF was briefly going to run WCW as a separate promotion they were most likely looking at a Saturday 11 PM time slot for tv. This resulted in some of the worst creative ideas Vince McMahon ever had.

your train has arrived

books are books even if on phone

The bass track for Through the Fire and the Flames in Fortnite Festival hits my brain like meth

He’s exactly like a Ren & Stimpy character in that you’re only seeing him because a pedophile put him there

The hoops this franchise is now jumping through to take a character that died in what was very clearly at the time supposed to be the “good ending” of the first game over a decade ago and go “actually the story has always been about her” is kind of annoying ngl

I haven’t seen Southland Tales in over a decade and barely remember most of it but you would not believe how many situations “pimps don’t commit suicide” has gotten me through

What do you mean they’re paywalling the archives, now how am I going to be able to read something aggravating Brent DiCrescenzo wrote a decade+ ago

I’m not trans because of social contagion or brain biology or whatever I’m trans because I saw this character when I was like ten years old and felt something unbearable

This is why you always check what chatgpt said before you just post it

I think people should stop doing posts like this if they’re still posting full time on twitter

you want the difference between mamdani and schumer? right here motherfucker

We have a goalie fight! Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)

Dang! I wish an was your ranpa

The time travel will continue until the baby hitlers have been put on blast

You played Halo, right? You heard about how that was you in there? Apparently, in the future they’re trying to fight some techno-virus, so they send people that played Halo back through digital time into their own Halo game carrying a code-vaccine. It spreads through Xbox Live.

Womanhood is so complicated, what do you mean I need a crypto wallet