Am I the only person that thinks RDR2 only actually works on the level of escapist slop

Who the fuck do you think I am I’m number five globally for the bass track of Chumbawamba - Tubthumping in Fortnite Festival

My new obsession is those deep fried peanuts you eat with the shell and everything. Textural heaven.

Claudio and Marina talking about Mox 🤼‍♀️

not bro having closed that chapter of his life

Relatable Corvid

My father's final message

Do people know the Proud Boys are named after a song from the Aladdin stage musical? Like is that common knowledge.

Her: -struggling to explain her specific vore kink around trans women being turned into tubes of roll dough- Me: Ohhhh, you mean

The Trump Somalian thing is so disgustingly racist I can’t even enjoy “they want to kiss our country goodnight”

For the last time, yes

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Betty Draper could have been happy if she'd been a hag.

deer dreams

Nothing captured the vibe of suburban America immediately post 9/11 like this did

The liberal insistence that they’ve found a way of “fighting” and “standing with you” that doesn’t involve actually doing either of those things is getting increasingly sweaty

Apparently the White House is freaking out as people are posting this photo of beloved character actor Richard Kind to all platforms just doing my part feel free to do yours.

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

My partner wraps all the ornaments in paper towel every year to keep them safe so every year we get a whole evening of going “awwww” as we unwrap each one

-movie reviewer voice- The city itself is a character, but I hated its arc

Apple Music consistently underreports how much I listen to it for some reason but for what it’s worth, yeah, this seems like the right order. That last one is from some nothing dark ambient playlist I put on when I need background noise for reading. It’s fine.

I feel bad because there’s a lot of sincerity and passion and some REALLY fun model work near the start, but it really is just so boring

That Louis CK piece should’ve been about her

Ok yeah I did have four to five separate conversations this year about the Playboy The Mansion soundtrack

This is the only app I want a year in review from, I’m so excited to see what stupid bullshit minutiae I was reading about this year

I don’t understand why Hemingway got to drink himself to death while writing a manifesto in a house full of cats but when I do it it’s “a maladaptive coping mechanism” and I “need to talk to someone”

Working on a new theory that everything started to go wrong when it stopped being funny to yell spoilers at people lined up for midnight releases

Olbermann has always been a pig but gleefully posting about bad reviews of the woman you groomed’s book is a new low I think

I guess the good news for all the zoomers who can’t get entry level jobs because of ai is once the bubble bursts there’s going to be quite a few job openings

Rock of Ages is one of the worst movie musicals of the 21st century, but Tom Cruise is so unnecessarily locked in as Stacee Jaxx, he feels like he wandered in from a much heavier movie. He took the role because he’d never done a musical before and then took it WAY too seriously. It rules.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

I care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree.

Donald Sutherland and Brooke Adams read so strongly to me as a gay man and his straight girl best friend that I was genuinely kinda shocked when they kissed. He’s a tall, bitchy, mustachioed man with no girlfriend who’s very close with a bath house owner. In San Francisco. I rest my case.

It sucks Donald Sutherland never did a Wes Anderson movie

First off yeah, no, that’s exactly why the essay was so pointlessly inflammatory, but second I really love when Chaya leans in to the “they’re coming for you, Christian Americans” thing, Orthodox Jews really think they’re on the team

Benny Blanco? What?

the AI is my boyfriend subreddit is awesome bc they're convinced the AI they are talking to is a distinct living being but all the boyfriends are named Lucien and talk like a 2004 livejournal group mod

“Conservative food influencer named Gruel” is so good

Oh really? Italian men are buying this, you say?

Marcia Cross. You tried to do a list of the top ten biggest antisemites of the year and you went with Marcia Cross.

Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.

Luckily for me IM JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN

Fortnite has introduced me to so many Imagine Dragons songs I didn’t need to know

it's beginning to jerk a lot like penis everywhere you cum

Ah shit are there porn bots here now

I named my fists Pasek and Paul because they are going to straight put you to sleep

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Burrowing instinct

sometimes you just gotta eat 2 frozen pizzas by yourself