This is real btw

Goddamnit Amazon, you stupid jerks.

Dear Hollywood, if you’re looking for a YouTuber to helm your next Witchcraft sequel, I’m an expert.

Hold up… how many dollars?

Yoooooooooooo Stuntman is back!

Some other spy series needs to be rejuvenated to settle into the release schedule while we wait for the next 007 game. Gimme a new Syphon Filter. Or a good Mission: Impossible game.

This is very cool.

One of the bad things about there not being an E3 anymore is that all the meaningful video game announcements that used to be confined to one big week are sprinkled out over the course of two months and it's impossible to focus on them all.

American Ninja 2: The Confortation (1987) Sam Firstenberg

Dipped back onto Instagram for a second and holy crap… they’re all posting slop now. The arcade, the bagel shop, professional photographers, cosplayers, nana… all posting the most rancid slop.

Found this for 3 buckaroonies!

I'm not the biggest fan of Spooky Pinball's 2021 HALLOWEEN themed machine. But, I *am* a fan of the fake Donald Pleasence who yells at you the whole time. Here's a supercut of some of the madness. youtube.com/shorts/N4Xns...

Llamasoft: The Jeff Minter Story is $8.99 on US eShop buff.ly/Yw3Z2LP

I'm not the biggest fan of Spooky Pinball's 2021 HALLOWEEN themed machine. But, I *am* a fan of the fake Donald Pleasence who yells at you the whole time. Here's a supercut of some of the madness. youtube.com/shorts/N4Xns...

"Spent my morning trying to buy limited edition Oreos from Oreo dot com" is a thing I can say which is also true.

Happy Pride Month, y'all.

1. Mixtape 2. Forza Horizon 6 3. 007 First Light

Sometimes old pinball isn’t actually pinball. Case in point: 1964’s Little Pro by Southland Engineering.

Credits roll on 007 First Light. If you were wondering why there isn’t much Bond music in this game, they saved it all for the closing credits.

I sent this 007 First Light villain into space, Moonraker style.

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Yeah man go give a speech at the county fair.

Once a week my time spent video gaming is just “scrolling through the latest digital sale that has 2,000+ games in it” on all three consoles. Then it’s time for bed.

gotdamn that was all it took? we need a judge to order the removal of his name from any proposed ballroom or archway

Everyone seems to have forgotten about the 2019 remake of Mr. Mom, produced by Wal-Mart. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Mom...

It's wild that most of my favorite single player games in recent memory have all been licensed games: Alien Isolation 007 First Light Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Robocop: Rogue City Guardians of the Galaxy

Everything has to change. Everything. Do not settle for politicians who want to go back to "normal." "Normal" was the garbage state of existence that allowed all of this evil to take root and thrive. Everything has to change.

So the red states, where the people who don't like foreigners live, will welcome the 1,100 international flights per day coming to them?

Finally! Come on Paramount, you're the only ones left.

Whenever I see a Bally Midway WACKO arcade cabinet, I take pictures of the Bally Midway WACKO arcade cabinet. That’s the rule.

The Slovakia mission in 007 First Light is goddamned INSANE. So good.

The 1994 Flintstones movie had an official pinball machine tie-in. I played it recently. It’s very yellow. youtu.be/4OosGC1seDE

I should have held onto my Steam Deck longer before selling it off. I didn't know it was an investment.

Wait, is there a new version of Milli Vanilli that I'm unaware of? Because 1) They weren't real and B) one of them is dead.

They finally brought a factory back to the U.S.

I’m very much enjoying the new Jimmy Bond video game.

I was watching when he hit four homers in one game. Ran around the house like an idiot when he hit that fourth dinger.

His hands are likely to burst open at any moment but sure dude, you're in perfect shape.

Amazing.

I can't think of another gaming month in recent history that has been this loaded with bangers: Mixtape Forza Horizon 6 Lego Batman 007 First Light

If you want my vote for President, you’re gonna have to promise to revoke Kid Rock’s Pentagon clearance.

Fired up the new Lego Batman game. Hit start, watched the opening segment, then the very first second that gameplay started I fell through the world and couldn't do anything. The first second!

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

I feel like I should start watching a random WCW Saturday Night every Saturday. At 6:05pm of course.

Here’s some footage of me playing 1979’s ASTRO FIGHTER at a local convention. It’s a simple Space Invaders-like but a GORGEOUS arcade cabinet. youtu.be/AGRw8nZ-6eY

Glad to see my local arcade museum still has their Screw Loose prototype cabinet.

At today’s arcade excursion I tested out a new camera mount (thanks @fbihop.com!) that will hopefully keep my first person pinball videos from looking like a Homicide Life on the Street episode. Check it out! youtube.com/shorts/RcvrL...

Escaping the horrors for the day at another local arcade.

The Mandalorian and Grogu is in theaters tomorrow. So, naturally, here's a look at The Mandalorian in pinball form. youtu.be/LMEZSQaNTgo?...

All the brands are at the Horizon Festival!