BE SINCERE CARE ABOUT THINGS CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER BE A FUCKING GODDAMNED PERSON

Today’s latest mass shooter is another terminally online weirdo with no definable ideology. People REALLY need to start giving the dark corners of the internet more scrutiny.

The radical left should tone down the rhetoric! The UN tried to kill me with an escalator!

As an official Old, I gotta say I'm continually astounded by just how much stupider The Future is than I'd ever imagined possible as a Youth.

Armed, masked ICE goons roll up in massive unmarked vehicles, snatch people off the street, transport them to some nightmare facility that a judge later says is illegal, and then those people get disappeared off the face of the earth. But my name-calling is the real issue.

Oh come on. COME THE FUCK ON.

A smart person would progress from saying "The whole world hates me" to "Wait, why does the whole world hate me? Maybe I'm the problem?"

I'm going to toot my own horn for a minute. I inadvertently watched a couple of Season 12 episodes of 31 Days of Horror yesterday. Normally I hate everything I do, but these were good? I was kinda impressed actually that I made something I don't hate. Go check them out? youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The special that Nexstar and Sinclair for some reason pulled from air 6 minutes before it was due to start has 70k views in 4 days. Last night's Jimmy Kimmel monologue has 8.6 million views in 10 hours.

I’m so tired. I’m so FUCKING tired.

Never thought the words "I really need some green foam magician balls" would come out of my mouth but hey 2025 has been weird 🤷‍♂️ Were gonna get this Dreamcast microphone / Seaman CIB set looking good as new!

Million dollar idea: eye drops that actually go into your eyes and not straight down your face

One is available over the counter literally everywhere, the other (until recently) required a prescription. This isn't hard.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

I see that the guy whose face was falling off at the 9/11 memorial and the guy who sounds like a raccoon trapped on a vibrating bed have opinions on health again.

My latest video tanked. It happens. But it's also a bummer because I REALLY like how this game looks. It's a shoot 'em up rendered in clay! It's really cool! So here's one more push for it before resigning myself to the fact that no one cares. youtu.be/12aG1ZUpHRc

Well, good luck with THAT.

And if the deal that returns him to the air involves giving that million dollar podcast organization more money then my sub stays canceled.

Ever wonder just how spooky the pay cable-TV lineups were in October 1990? Check out all the movies that aired during spooky season 35 years ago here. HBO: letterboxd.com/smarmyjerkfa... Showtime: letterboxd.com/smarmyjerkfa... The Movie Channel: letterboxd.com/smarmyjerkfa...

Arcade pinball game XENOTILT now available for PS5; coming to Xbox Series and Switch Publisher and developer FLARB, and developer WIZNWAR have released XENOTILT, the arcade pinball sequel to DEMON'S TILT for PlayStation 5 for $19.99. Xbox Series and Switch versions will follow at a later date.

New Line Cinema sent out a press release in 1994 announcing that the dog from The Mask fathered a litter of puppies.

Please don’t have pyro at my funeral. I would prefer a coordinated drone laser light show while Rock You Like a Hurricane plays. Unless I die in a hurricane, then play The Final Countdown.

I didn’t cancel my Disney subs for Jimmy Kimmel. I have no opinion of Jimmy Kimmel either way. I canceled them because the billion dollar company I was giving my limited extra money to caved to the fascists. They deserve financial pain for their decision.

Hands off my specifically just for soap operas VHS tapes.

It’s Tobor! You might recognize Tobor as a star of The Star Wars Holiday Special (broadcast). Tobor is Robot spelled backwards. If your parents love you they will buy you Tobor.

Fix your brain and heart

I've been culling my Xbox One collection a bit. But if you're still ride or die for Xbox, come see if there's anything here you might want or need. www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...

From now through Halloween, all the spooky stuff in my eBay store is 13% off. DVDs, Blu-rays, vintage horror movie press kits... if it's spooky then it's on sale. ebay.us/m/XDbWTq

imagine a normal person reading this sentence

Changed my profile photo and unfortunately you can't get both my face and the shirt in the same little profile image circle. But since the shirt is important, please look at the shirt.

Xbox was like "No you idiots stop buying this thing WE ARE TRYING TO DIE"

The thing is, I just really fucking hate bullies, and what's getting me down is that I thought other people did too.

Every YouTube repair video guy doing something very dangerous: "Never, ever do this, it's very dangerous." *continues doing the very dangerous thing*

Anyone who tells you that small actions have no meaning has absolutely 0 understanding of how organizing works. Boycotts are one the of the strongest tools in any collective arsenal. There will be no Great Action™ that stops all of this. Only a bunch of small ones that create a greater whole.

Seeing a lot of "Canceling your Disney+ subscriptions doesn't really matter much" and... I mean... people are TRYING to do something. Why are you discouraging them?

If you ever wanted to get into Hong Kong action cinema but didn’t know where to begin (or more realisticly didn’t have any way to see a lot of what were pretty rare films), Criterion Channel has got you covered in October. It’s like a HK essentials starter pack. A ridiculously stacked selection.

I guess I've got a couple of weeks to finally watch Andor.

Bruh

In the early 2000s there was a PC shoot 'em up called Platypus that was made out of clay (!). Now the game is back in Platypus Reclayed and it is super neat. Here's a super brief look at the opening levels. I'll post more next week. youtu.be/12aG1ZUpHRc

In the early 2000s there was a PC shoot 'em up called Platypus that was made out of clay (!). Now the game is back in Platypus Reclayed and it is super neat. Here's a super brief look at the opening levels. I'll post more next week. youtu.be/12aG1ZUpHRc

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

Disney+ is FINALLY adding Something Wicked This Way Comes on October 3rd.

Time to see if any of my dumb content is shaping the unfortunate future of humanity and... oh my god...

From now through Halloween, all the spooky stuff in my eBay store is 13% off. DVDs, Blu-rays, vintage horror movie press kits... if it's spooky then it's on sale. ebay.us/m/XDbWTq

The Touryst was one of those games where I marathoned it, enjoyed the hell out of it, but then got stuck and never, ever went back to it. There are so many games in my collection like this. Why am I like this?

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.