she said she got covid from a dog

i love old people because i just spent an hour breaking into this locked down hospital room TV so my MIL can watch Netflix and when I finally got it working she said “I dont really want to watch this.”

lots of good announcements today but far and away the most important is What Dreams May Come! Cant wait to bawl to that in 4K

Last Four Friday

rumor has it that theyre putting the first oceans eleven back in theaters this year. its very important that this turns out to be true.

went to get my beard cleaned up and the barber sliced into me with a straight razor and claimed it was my fault because I was “making a face”

if anyone at the airport lost a dirty sock I found it

gonna work out and watch Perfect Blue

Guy who never fails to mention how he thinks every band that ever had a female bassist got worse after she left: “Technically, he’s an ephebophile.”

david cross DJ set from last night

just had what may have been the best 7 days of my life

whatd i miss

breakfast burrito: just egg scramble, spinach , beyond crumble, idk some kind of “house sauce”. side of golden potatoes

“Sexy Colada”

cuke/avo roll and teriyaki tofu steak

*radio ad for a medication is playing and gets to the side effects section. mentions dark stool* Uber Driver: (quietly to himself) Mhm. Stool.

yeah, hunt, assess and worship!

asked for a hand check for a pack of polaroid film and the TSA agent said “The scanners not gonna mess up your Poptarts, man.”

definitely

“Babbit babbit” is a superstition where if a person utters that phrase immediately upon waking on the first of the month it will bring them good luck and assurance that more right wingers will get shot in the neck

Rabbit Rabbit

gonna mix this in with my protein shake

ive never seen An American Werewolf in London

upsetting

what

cant even begin to tell you how bummed out the catherine ohara news is making me

last four friday

WHAT TOOK SO LONG!!!!!

putting on To Wong Foo so the maintenance guys will hurry the fuck up and leave

you got scrimped bro. i dont know how else to say it.

this is how i take a shower

“grandma style” pepperoni pizza

i collect all the cobwebs in my house every three months and ball ‘em up. one day i’ll have enough to make a bullet

🎶 I like taking drugs at midnight while i goooooon in a cape 🎶

spilled pho broth on my w-2’s

my recliner has a USB port on it for charging devices and ive got it plugged into my headphones so to an outside observer it looks like im listening to Cher

my brand new WWF Come Get Some VHS melted inside my VCR when it was only half way through

watching heavens gate “student exit statements”

theres a guy posting in a group im in and this is his profile pic and i just cannot figure it out

i would like to steal something

no marty imax showings near me. this is going to ruin the tour.

Last Four Friday

“Honduran Enchilada” with an imitation boiled egg. and some kind of caramel soaked coconut crunch chocolate cake.

can anyone help me locate the haughty chode that invented the word “miserabilist” so i may capitalistically punish them for making letterboxd even more annoying than it already was

field roast beef french dip with mushroom jus

wife: Oh my god, my mom knows about jd vance fucking couches

hearts of palm “crab cake” sandwich with LTO and vegan tartar sauce. side of fries.