but how will cloistered autismos understand the joke if you dont spell it out for them every time you post?

wife thinks the Huggies chase in Raising Arizona is “too much action”.

theyre trying to make posting work and i simply wont let em

paul you should be in jail

i want a 7 episode netflix true crime mini series type exploration of what Johnny Rzeznik did to his head

why has Mister Frost never been released on any HD medium?

maybe there should be more than one CDN. just a thought. just musing here. like, lets do two. just for fun. see what happens. shake things up. also, while i have your attention. lets also build a Kaminoan style clone factory for Luigi Mangione.

personally i think AWS and Cloudflare should always be down

idk, call me old fashioned but i think you should be k*lled for typing these words in this order and clicking submit

i was literally looking at my dvd of this this morning and thinking “when is Criterion gonna put this out?”

random Fred Olen Ray sighting

watched OBAA

the spirits of my ancestors are coursing through my veins

working on my traps

the icloud upload progress bar being on that teensy little icon is baffling

i like you not having context

Flour street tacos: 1. potatoes, soyrizo, pico & crema 2. chik’n, soyrizo, cheez, bell peppers, onions, cilantro, avocado salsa 3. asada w/ the same ingredients as #2 Rice & pinto beans with some mole sauce. Chips and queso

this door is fuckin crazy

oh i can watch One Battle at home now? well well well

wife is sick. i am lost. who will tell me when to drive to trader joes. who will tell me when its time to go for a walk. who will make me watch frasier and monk reruns.

its been a couple days since i rewatched the video of that bobble head getting deflated. gotta pull it back up

i figure we’d hit the ol’ boy in the medula and that will cut his motors

thats just what big fentanyl wants you to think

Last Four Friday i hate movies

in a couple weeks im gonna be attending a 35mm mystery marathon. pretty stoked

how do i stop Osgood Perkins

they never told me that what i was going through was just puberty. i thought i was dying

in middle school i had a pen pal who was on death throw for killing his entire family

you should need a license to post online

part of me wishes i had a Fisher Stevens or Michael Shannon sized head so i could batter my way through underbrush more easily

how do i stop baseball

theres a guy out there that is as stoked about K-Pax on bluray as the rest of us were about The Keep

what in the fuck is everyone talking about

now more than ever we must post

this is the only Steam Machine I wanna hear anyone blabbing about today

CBD CIGAR VAPE KRATOM

died for racism or oil

I have never seen Halle Berry, Macaulay Culkin, Joaquin Phoenix or Lady Gaga give a good interview

whatever

are you pumice-brained babies yawking off about twitter drama here

spanberger phenotype

what in the flying fuck did i just find

my airbnb is in an renovated school

bargain bin fossils

lentil sausage, oat cheese, tofu egg, tomato mayo, pickles, shiitake bacon on a brioche roll. “The Breakfast”.

Appetizer: apple pancakes w/ apricot jam, marigold sugar, cashew+almond yogurt Main: stuffed potato dumplings. smoked cauliflower, celeriac, buckwheat, cauliflower sauce, sautéed orange cauliflower and rye bread crumbs. Dessert: Romanian style apple pie with vanilla cream

i dont mind them delaying GTA because that means harmony korine still cant play it

Me: There’s a difference between a pickup truck and a Buick Regal. Wife: Like what?

Last four friday

saw a T rex standing on a pile of cash at the airport