It's Jane Fonda's birthday, where are my KLUTE heads at

Obsessed with my Christmas card, taken in my favorite spot at my favorite diner, Fred 62, where beautiful and heartbreaking things have happened to me, where the MC of my novel exists painfully, where I've eaten a million grilled cheeses.

Said this over on the other app but that clip of Pennywise saying "the seed of your stinking loins and his filthy friends bring me my death" from WTD sounds exactly like Dave Matthews in Halloween, he's doing a DMB voice, it's a WTD DMB mashup

Everyone shut up it's a Christmas song by the band SPONGE that I love: youtu.be/iAV_eyJh9bY?...

That's because that new EIC doesn't believe in paying writers when "ChatGPT can just do it all for you". Just so we're all clear.

I’m so glad Sharai is speaking plainly about this. I have been silent for two years about why I only worked for Dread Central as their social media coordinator for 8 days. On the outside, it looked like I blew a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. But what you don’t know is that I was hired over one -

I do want to read that actually!!!!

Very happy to report that the gentle fellows of @castlefreaks888.bsky.social had me on again to talk about the delightful PETTICOAT PLANET, a soft core 1996 space romp that no other podcast has ever discussed! www.podbean.com/ei/pb-s4p94-...

Never forget when I clued Josh in on how full of shit the Mia Goth accuser is and he responded "how did you find this?" (A Google search my brother) and then didn't issue a redaction or update because "I'm on vacation right now" (I was also on vacation!). What a dickhead

Not a great time for me to be sick, tbh, pretty sure I have pneumonia lol

Never been to the Blue Room at Christmastime before last night ❤️

Thank you I love you!!!

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Haven't seen anyone mention this one yet, which I watched last year during ALEC BALDWIN AUGUST, which is exactly what it sounds like

Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.

I feel genuinely sick. What a shit world we live in. Every day a nightmare

This is awful. Just awful

@alexsteed.bsky.social is the best!

Excited to know there are people incapable of watching things over here too

I wrote something this morning reflecting on all the ways mutual aid + community are what’s really delivering help to those who need it most. We’re taking care of each other and #thelastdrivein just drove that point home perfectly. Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽 coldcruelchristmas.com

$20 for an unreleased movie isn't bad at all. What are we doing here guys. What exactly do you want.

“Regardless, and make no mistake about it, IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE is a tremendously dark film. It traffics in the language of tragedy, noir, even outright horror at times.”

Grab your buddies, brunch, and beverages because we’re expecting a few more bodies to turn up during this episode of Slasher: Solstice! Join us December 14 at 11:00  AM CST / 12:00 PM EST for Slasher: S3 E6 on Netflix. www.clubhouse.com/invite/rgoS2...

Merry Christmas from me, the Back Booth Baby of Fred62

In my latest for @bloodydisgusting.com I recount my endless and irrational love for ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night, Part 2’ in love letter form. If it’s garbage day then I guess that makes me a garbage collector. 🎅🪓 bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...

Once again my meticulous record keeping is saving my sanity. Be like me and screenshot everything and the world will be your oyster.

I almost bought this book last night but the first story was by Woody Allen so fuck that!!!

Real life version of:

@kolleencarney.bsky.social was kind enough to republish a piece of mine a few years ago, long live Drunk Monkeys www.drunkmonkeys.us/2017-posts/2...

Goodbye from all of us at DM: www.drunkmonkeys.us/goodbye-from...

IMPORTANT: I have reviewed POTTERSVILLE

I know no one cares about me over here but I found a poster today of a movie I love that most people haven't heard of, I almost fainted when I saw it, and now I can prove this old tweet of mine wrong

Ho ho ho

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Animaniacs please do something

Look the fact is a few days ago the @thefridacinema.org posted an Instagram clip of David Lynch weeping over IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE and I left a comment that now has almost a thousand likes and every one of the notifications is killing me. I've never seen IAWL which is weird for me. I found...

I made this last night. Who needs Spotify when you have the crushing weight of everything you've ever done weighing on you

I never change my top 4 on LB but I did only because I feel so fucking FESTIVE

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat!!! This December, @kolleencarney.bsky.social and I will be enjoying seasonal films that run the gamut of artistic merit. Also! Please join us each Saturday (and one Friday) for movie nights on Twitch! Who knows what the night will bring?

Ahead of MAN FINDS TAPE hitting VOD and theaters on Friday, directors Peter Hall and Paul Gandersman join us to talk cryptids, trypophobia and the 'wormy element' of their found footage horror.

MAN FINDS TAPE Available now for pre-order via Apple. tv.apple.com/us/movie/man...

It's also showing up now on my beloved Fandango fka Vudu, though the button won't go live until late Thursday night.

Just need everyone to know that, while I don't use Spotify as much anymore, this has been my top song every year since 2022.

I think it's cute that my stalker blurbed my friend's stalker. That just really sweet! Good for them!

Can't remember who my circle of littwit is on here but we are finally taking @drunkmonkeysweb.bsky.social behind the woodshed. If you have anything you'd like to say to us please send it to us by the end of the week, [email protected]. The site will remain up indefinitely so no worries there.

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