We could drive To any place Day and night To across this state

No one tells you when you start a Girl Scout troop that you will need an hour of complete silence/sleep after the meeting

I may need to watch this again for reasons

Let me know if you have a movie to add

Obsession upset me on a visceral level but also to me the least believable part was (minor spoiler for something that's in the first five minutes of the movie) those bottles of leftover oxycodone in the cabinet. Can't relate

No offense to anyone but I'm watching the Evil Dead Burn trailer and man am I bored with this sort of thing

One gorgeous 35mm of a movie I love, one MST3K I love, and two middling entries into Mst3May

OBSESSION but it's just me talking about my love of a movie no one else has seen for an hour

Cannot wait to hang at the table and tell them my dreams for a Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde release with me doing all the extras and essays

I just walked in and my kid who never sleeps confronts me with "vandalism is a serious crime". What a fuckin narc

What was your favorite track on NO ALTERNATIVE? youtu.be/bCxaSVKV0mw?...

I have watched the MST3K version of Mac and Me three times in the last two weeks and now I can't stop singing "I just can't believe/ all the things movies say/ weeooh Mac and Me/ am I an alien/ am I straight or gay/ weeeohhhhhh/ Mac and Me"

...all I'm saying is that BARB AND STAR MEET THE WOLF MAN should not be out of the question.

Excited to announce my new food hyperfixation: samosas

Please respond to this with your favorite alien movie (if you say Alien I will block you).

It's KLUTE

I know it's impolite to say but this man's brain is cold oatmeal

Will you invite FANGORIA Presents: VAMPIRES inside? This 100-page collector’s edition chronicles the complete evolution of the vampire across literature, film, television, and pop culture. Pre-order now. www.fangoria.com/fangoria-pre...

Dudes tonight in After Dark My Sweet the main gal says "there's a good boy" and JUST NOW on MST3K's ALIEN FROM LA they quipped "there's a good girl"... there are cathedrals everywhere

It is 2026 and audiences can't watch a sex scene without tittering like schoolgirls and it annoys me Anyway great AFTER DARK, MY SWEET print at Vidiots tonight... can't remember a more gorgeous looking print in a minute

Resharing this coz it's coming up pretty soon, link in thread, it's free, come see us be funny

ANGEL DOWN is out in paperback today!! Apologies for it being out of stock everywhere, this should fix it. New hardcovers coming soon too!

Reading up on Israel Keyes and man, you can truly get an edge on life in the army™️

Nothing makes me want to rip my own trachea out with my bare hands more than the word "romantasy".... I wish to die

I choose to believe this is legit

Gotta start working on my Pop Culture Hell routine for the end of the month

Good Mother's Day, top notch even

MIRACLE MILE hive rise up

I’m editing an anthology with Working Girls Press about sex workers who’ve helped us get our footing, from advice in the locker room, to screening tips, to lesser known advocates who introduced us to the movement for rights. See the call here: workinggirlspress.subfolios.com/submit/587/o...

The only superior Colleen

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms especially this one

Happy Mother’s Day!

I get tired fast

TRAUMA (1993): IS IT ON TUBI? YES! TRAUMA, which I think is a little better than anyone gives it credit for, is on Tubi!

Ok anyway I got some cool new dark dark black chalk so let's draw Mr. Gone

Look, I suspected Dalia was a catfish for years and was very open about it to a lot of people, but I've seen this sort of post a lot and I need everyone to know, as someone involved with exposing the account as fake: WE DID NOT KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND IT UNTIL LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO.

Happy Mother's Day to me, one for each kid I pushed out of my body

I keep seeing this getting passed around, that there's an alternate account. I do not believe that there is an alternate account and I wish people would stop saying that. There's already so much of the story that has spun out of control but for some reason this part is really annoying me

And now he's ready for his next great role: being in love with me

Everyone shut the FUCK up it's 80° and I'm listening to Agents of Oblivion

This is a series? The only advertising I've seen is bus stop ads here in town and I thought it was a movie lmao Stop remaking things!!!!!

Have debated how or if I even wanted to address this whole situation because, frankly, it’s embarrassing and childish. I wanted no part of it but seeing my name pop up so many times this weekend has been surreal so if you’ll forgive a novel, I’ll do my best.

By the way, now that I’m saying I’ve been there the last few months publicly: All you Tubi champions need go walk your butts over to Pluto and check it out. 100% human curation across the board. I work with this team. The app experience is second to none. True craftsmen working behind the scenes.

Believe it or not this is my second time watching Mac and Me this week

Me as this day goes on

He's turning into Bruce McCulloch!!!!

Just sort of resharing this to show that again catfishing isn't always monetary. Maybe it's mostly not!

I have earned a tiny nap (never took one earlier)

I think some of you just need to sit more with the fact that you were, among other things, following and messaging what was supposedly a fifteen year old girl and worry less about me but then again what do I know

Made this for @kolleencarney.bsky.social ONLY, everyone else avery your eyes.