I said I wasn’t leaving the house today but gf wants to go to the grocery store.

I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH

Parties are so fun because I get to see so many people I love at once and also somehow do 100 random side quests so by the end of the night I’ve gone on some wild ass grand adventure. Like a hobbit.

A microphone was thrust into my hand for “WAP.” I obliged, Anhel Thee Stallion fully unleashed upon an unsuspecting room. But at the final signature Megan “agh” I was overzealous and the tip of my tongue made full contact with the tip of the mic.

PSA Jason Takes Manhattan just started on Pluto TV. All aboard ⛴️

I was about to fire up JASON LIVES, only to find it literally just started on @plutotvca.bsky.social As in I came in before the opening credits. Lucky Friday the 13th to all!! 💚💚

Most famous alum from my hs: A pro boxer and a UFC fighter. Both guys I grew up with. But I’ll keep workin’ on it until I can answer “me.” 😉

Costco is always my perfect nightmare blend of being in the way while everyone simultaneously being in my way.

I wasn’t fully listening but the Olympic commentators for the women’s 15km biathlon were talking about one of the athletes having unauthorized purchases and mentioned they weren’t sure she was going to be allowed to compete. I missed a huge chunk of the plot.

Last night rained so unexpectedly hard, it felt like we were in a movie. Out here being a menace in the calles. www.instagram.com/reel/DUoI-ST...

Has Twizzlers ever done a commercial with Olympic figure skaters? Twizzlers while doing twizzles is right there. Twizzlers 🤝 Twizzles

A what now?

This deserved better.

If we were playing a “guess what this commercial is trying to sell you” game, I would have come in last place.

With no LA team in the mix I was hoping the Seahawks would take it. Very excited for them even though that game was not exciting at allllll

Sack it to me.

“Schematically” is a fun word.

Sick Sack World

I don’t appreciate all the gangsta ass songs of my youth being used as commercial jingles is all.

Super Bowl LX: Oops All Field Goals

I’m bad at math but is this Super Bowl like 90% commercials for AI stuff?

I always forget Mr. Beast is a real thing because anything tied to him always sounds like some new streaming dystopian sci-fi series.

Tried to give Lay’s my address, social, key to my home, and blood type, but the site isn’t working.

FINALLY

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far

Felicidades, Bad Bunny. Gracias por la alegría. 💚

Damn, that was a SHOW. Pure joy.

Wow didn’t expect to be dancing AND crying during the halftime show

OKAY JESSICA ALBA

The way I thought Bad Bunny was carrying a baby

THE PLANTS ARE PEOPLE

Did every single one of these commercials cost five billion dollars? Just give me some funny talking frogs with a catchphrase or somethin.

Doing figure skating routines in my living room and truly do not understand why my gf is not impressed.

Like how do you even begin to bobsled? They didn’t offer that shit in my PE classes.

Received my contributor copy of SANA/LET ME HEAR from the great @arrowvideo.bsky.social 📼contains my first ever on-camera retrospective about J-horror and the evolution of the genre (pls be nice if you watch it lol I have BDD and am v self conscious about being In Motion)

So grateful to spend an evening celebrating friends who quite literally define the meaning of excellence. Soul Shadows is such a cool event championing black horror and the artists who give it life. When things feel bleak, the creators are a good reminder of all the best things. 💚

I’ll see what I can do!

Tonight I got to take my parental units to a local little shop where Ookie’s photo is hanging on the wall and they were pretty excited so that’s nice.

The pain of going to a restaurant you’ve been waiting to try and the food is… fine. Ambience and drinks 10/10 though so at least there’s that.

AOC: We are going to have to reckon, as a country, with this time. And I hope that that reckoning includes prosecution of people who are involved with the lawbreaking and human rights violations they are knowingly engaging in right now.

It’s too soon to call it, but I think I have a new contender for top favorite hair products. I know. Very important stuff. Will report back if it turns out to be true.

My favorite franchise stays breakin’ my heart 😬

Tonight on IG live at 9:45 ET!

This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

I’ve been invited to drive in two demolition derbies this month but they aren’t for charity, it’s an expensive sport, and also almost all the girls got concussions last time. Not gonna lie, sort of itching for another shot in the arena, but also… I need my cabesa intact 😂

Repping @fangoria.bsky.social at CreepIE with @suchspiritedwords.bsky.social day two: so many people, it was a dream.

Today was one of those days of saying yes to a series of things that ultimately results in so much dang fun with lots of lovely friends. 💚