Wow @plutotvca.bsky.social this isn’t the horror channel! 🍭

I am just 40 subscribers away from ✨doubling✨ my readership in 2025. Sure would be neat to hit that milestone before the year ends! Any sub, free or paid, counts toward that number. No spam, pinky promise 🖤 www.picketywitch.com

Have you heard the good word? FANGORIA presents FRANKENSTEIN was such a hit it’s getting a reprint! Read all about @realgdt.bsky.social’s movie and a deep dive into the literary and cinematic history of Mary Shelley’s FRANKENSTEIN. Pre-order here: shop.fangoria.com/products/fan...

Stylists always comment on how insanely thick my hair is, even if they’ve cut it a dozen times and I wonder if this is what incredibly tall people feel like when people comment on their height.

Went to a party dressed as Chino Moreno and watched a girl dressed as Lady Gaga chug a cup of mustard and a KPop Demon Hunter share a glass of ketchup milk with some other interesting characters. 🥛

Grandparents love Sizzler.

My mom has green nails for Christmas, so I asked her to do “Mom Melanson, flip it around… that’s Wicked Witch” she couldn’t quite land it but was trying with a ridiculous amount of feeling, I’m still laughing about it 😂

My nephew was actually incredibly excited for his Christmas present, a Royal Quiet De Luxe 💚

Really need my true love to unbox these two turtle doves, they’re getting restless.

I’m confused… does this mean he really hated the Christmas special? “Well that’s quite enough of THAT.”

So this happened last night! I wasn't interviewed by Ted Koppel but I did appear on ABC's NIGHTLINE briefly for a holiday horror segment on Christmas Eve, which included a mention of my @severinfilms.bsky.social series THE HAUNTED SEASON on @shudder.com ! See here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxrh...

Rolling into midnight mass lookin like a vampire.

I did not pack my book. That was a mistake.

Everyone is coughing. I’m a germaphobe pretending to have an ounce of chill.

This does make me cry but it is a very sweet reminder of the ways you can show up for the people you love. Start from the top of the thread and probs be prepared to cry a little. 💚

I will tell you this is NOT how I eat my pot pie 😂 I keep mine pristinely intact. My dad told us this is how he eats his and we were flabbergasted. He then sent this photograph. Pot pie discourse!

Guess mom’s favorite.

A couple years back, ABC News ran a piece about holiday-set horror movies. I presume it was at least partly in response to a Fox News clip in which two reporters were losing their minds over holiday-themed slashers playing in theaters, with the reporters asking why the depraved sickos of Hollywood…

Me rolling up to the function: Hey everyone, I brought some corn for popping.

Power outage for Christmas 😆

Christmastime is a lot of things to a lot of people, and some traditions make more sense to me than others. Reflecting and taking inventory of the past 12 months? Well, it’s the end of the year, the winter solstice; that certainly makes sense. Embracing the spirit of giving, and helping those in…

Do you eat pot pies with the crust up or ass up (pictured)?

The Sugar Plum Fairy’s "Pas de deux" is the best/most beautiful song in the entirety of The Nutcracker (which has quite a few bangers so that’s saying somethin).

Home Alone 2 is wild because what do you mean you don’t have the kid you left behind literally tied to you as you race through the airport the year after the big fiasco?

I had a very odd, slightly Christmas Carol adjacent dream. Moderately morbid but also another reminder that we never know when it’s the last anything, for anyone, so act accordingly. Love big. Make good. Be kind. And raise hell for the assholes.

cover story by our own @themeatispeople.bsky.social !

Good news, someone ripped my video and put it on the Internet Archive. If you're having trouble downloading from Filemail, here it is: archive.org/details/60mi...

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

There are a ton of new horror movies coming down the pipeline in the new year, from 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE to Robert Eggers' WERWULF, here's what we're most excited for.

I would like to apologize to Mr. Ebenezer for continuing to use “Scrooge” as a derogatory term. I should probably pivot to Hans Gruber as my go to Christmas grump and all around yucky human.

Why do we still associate the redeemed Dickens character’s name with all his worst traits?

I am giving away the digital code for BLACK PHONE 2. Quote post this and tell me why you want to see the movie and I will randomly pick a winner tomorrow at 5pm EST. #filmsky #horrorsky

If you want to read @kolleencarney.bsky.social's interview with me, it's in *this* issue of Fangoria, which hits newsstands in January, and is also available here: shop.fangoria.com/collections/...

A man working at a massage stall asked if I wanted a massage. I did not. He asked if I wanted a sample. I did not. But then he began touching my back. I won’t tell you where he’s buried now.

Goth family in line for photos with Santa, faces painted in stark black and white and their little pug dressed in a matching dark industrial jacket. We love to see it.

Santa Claus should scope out mall parking lots the week of Christmas to *really* find out who’s naughty and nice.

Last call! 💌💌💌

In the summer of 2023, I visited the set of @bryanfuller.bsky.social's DUST BUNNY in Budapest, and you can read all about it in the next issue of @fangoria.bsky.social! But first, you should go see the movie - one of my favorites of the year - which is in theaters RIGHT NOW! 🐇🐇🐇

FYI: In a year overflowing with incredible horror, it's hard to narrow it down! But in the end, we managed. Here are Fango's top picks for the best horror movies of 2025. Did yours make the list?

Look out! Sigourney Weaver and a giant DUST BUNNY are on the newsstand cover of FANGORIA #30. Pre-order your copy now and come on in for a peek at what you'll find inside.

Too much terrible stuff all around. Spending a bit of time doing something that always makes me very happy 🙏🏽 If you’d like a holiday card, please send your name and address to [email protected]

I held a burning ember in my hand by accident and felt like a golden god. (There’s a weird mark on my fingertip now. Half mortal.)

Takes one sip of milk punch. Happy Christmas, gang.

I don’t think I’ve been this excited for my nephew’s Christmas gift since I gave him his very first drum set roughly 13 years ago. He never asks for anything, I hope he loves it 🥹

I did no such thing.

It came, it came! So proud to have a piece in the inaugural @fangoria.bsky.social mini-mag (which is really a full mag by every other pub’s standard) @mereborders.bsky.social did such a beautiful job curating & @jasonkauz.bsky.social’s layouts never miss 🖤 a must-have for every FRANKENSTEIN lover.

Milk punch: sounds unappetizing. Actually: Dangerously delicious. Delightful AF. 10/10 recommend.