Just stay safe. You have to count on yourself for safety.

Democratic politicians who vote for ICE go on a list.

At this point I'm about to say "maybe you should get some body armor" if you're gonna confront them.

To be clear, while concealed carry is legal in MN, I am 100% on team "This was a drop gun" until definitely proof is otherwise offered, and the word of Fox News and federal agencies is insufficient.

The weirdest thing about me is that despite being a desk jockey with two art degrees, I've been around dangerous machines and chemicals my whole life, whether it's personally or professionally.

Two things that I will recommend for people in harms way that I see basically no one has. 1. A military surplus gas mask. 2. A plastic raincoat.

I'm going post something about guns because I don't think anyone gets it. So the people aren't shooting at agents for a couple of reasons. 1. Most people don't have guns. Americans have the most guns but it's not like everyone is issued one. Agents are grabbing normal people.

witness the Crimes of Stella: she is obsessed with pads and does heists on them every chance she gets. their crinkliness deranges her tiny brain apparently before I locked them all up, she stashed a bunch around the house. here she is with one she just fished out from under the fridge

Ever sit down and watch a movie that you haven't been able to make time to see for literally years?

Just a never ending cavalcade of abject cruelty. This is pretty solidly exactly what evil looks like.

Current forecast for my part of Ohio is somewhere between frozen doom and you'll need your big coat.

Your friendly HVAC gal here to remind folks experiencing extreme cold: • Do NOT use unvented gas heaters, propane heaters, grills, or ovens to heat your home. Carbon monoxide is no joke! • Do NOT run space heaters on extension cords • Do NOT shut off heat completely, even if you're leaving town

1-3 inches? You've come to the right man, m'lady

Not only this but I seem to remember a time when we universally agreed that being a Nazi pedophile was bad. And yet here we are.

I just ordered the spear. Expect me to do a variety of poses with captions like "A WARRIOR BORN"

As I’ve said before- “I suspect they are lubing us up”

Been running all day to get ahead of the storm. One more sortie for birdseed.

Figured I'd stop at TSC and get the spear for my birthday, but they're gone.

Hell yeah.

The people who are upset that a black man is playing Man-At-Arms are fine that Skeletor is played by an actor who doesn't actually have a skull face. #MastersOfTheUniverse

Birthday pt. 2, day off day. Still time to tell me your secret crush on me, say hbd, etc.

everything reminds me of her

May the gator dude get where he needs to be.

So I guess the Game Design guy is new-new and didn't even have access to his classes until Tuesday. We were supposed to start a 8 CST so we're already late. I wonder if he fucked this up. This is the class that moved.

National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation. Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.

Imagine living your life like this

LOL, remember Q-anon? Holy shit.

His humours are imbalanced. Too much yellow bile and phlegm.

He says "this authorizes agents" - no, it doesn't. It instructs, but DOES NOT authorize. Every statement should start with: "A memo isn't stronger than the constitution." Be credulous. Mock it. Frame it as "illegally and unconstitutionally" rather than saying "this memo lets them..."

If someone wants to marry me as a birthday present I'm open to it.

I genuinely think they're asking their own AIs why people don't like their product and getting affirmations about how great their ideas are and how it must be everyone else's fault.

art of the deal really does seem like making a big mess, forcing people to pretend you got everything you wanted, slapping your names on things that existed before you made the big mess, and duping rubes into thinking there was something gained by this

Incredible. This is like STREET FIGHTER villain stuff.

five concerts you've seen with women lead singers Jucifer Melt Banana Kittie The Detroit Cobras Mr. Airplane Man

Can’t wait to get somewhere between one inch and two feet of snow this weekend

Sometimes I kind of forget that people have no clue that I have two novels out there (and yes, marketing is sort of my day job, so you think I'd be better at this 😄). Both FREE to read on Kindle rn #Booksky #WritingCommunity #Scriptsky www.amazon.com/Thorna-Book-... www.amazon.com/Thorna-Book-...

Alarm went off at midnight because the back door to the garage blew open. Really shook me up.

It's my birthday. Send nudes.

I am 100% sure that every ICE agent in Minnesota has eaten food that has been rubbed on someone's area first. Like there's definite chance they're ingesting ball sweat. If I was that hated I would only eat canned food.

I'm a huge moron, for better or worse both classes start tomorrow. So I have one at 7 my time and the other at 9.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: Insane Clown Posse Godspeed! You Black Emperor Motorhead REM Melt Banana

I already hate this prof.

I'm emotionally a wreck. I just saw some FB post about loving old cats and started thinking about how I lost Annie last year and I still blame myself for that and yeah...

If you kidnap a 5 year old and send them to a prison across the country as part of your job, you should just end it all. You are subhuman and the world is a better place without you

This fucking class got moved from 7 my time to 9 my time...

OK so like... Academics shouldn't be allowed to write about some shit:

Oh man. Classes start today.

My mom's copay for her hear meds is now $245. It used to be $20.

What's your sign?

My inbox continually assures me that despite all the horror that is unfolding, it can be stopped if I give the Democrats $20.