Takeaway from this survey: no, AI is not coming for your jobs—it's just the fashionable thing to blame right now for corporates struggling to cope with the Trump Depression (I'm calling it a Depression because that's exactly where it'll end up if it isn't reversed within a few more months). /4 END

we should totally just stab Caesar

More antennas.

Peanut

Quaffing a medicinal Vernors.

Guy whose AI fursona sucks.

do it pete! make the new catholics decide that theyre actually evangelicals or not!

My free furnace inspection has gone bad as I think the dude blew up my control board trying to test something he should have cut the power off for. Now he's trying to find a replacement board at the supplier...

She lives in Washington state. I live in Ohio 😭

This right here is why you should only do yoga alone. They’ll steal your bones when you’re doing downward dog!

The thing that is wild in my lifetime is the phenomenon with dudes like Alex Karp because it's entirely based in alt arty girls not wanting to date him and dudes like him. The wild part is because in the 90s the sold called "masculine" dudes were all after Daria's sister and not Daria and Jane.

“Wrestling’s fake!” Oh yeah? Then explain this

this conversation could have been a json schema

Huge inroads into the "Has a literal fucking Nazi tattoo and is retweets Nazis but isn't actually one we promise" voting demographic. Can't wait until he wins and is Fettterman 2.0.

Spay for the girls is set for April. Getting new driveway gravel this week. This is the exciting life of a middle aged dude.

I stopped building keyboards because I have like seven extra ones I made and never use but I have the urge to build another one lately.

Love to get lectured by someone who's responsible for our electric bills soaring because of a gigantic bribery scandal he's involved in, and who's never eaten out of a dumpster.

illuminati humiliation ritual symbolizing an imminent and very funny public firing

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

This is how I access Bluesky.

Petition to rename Jan 6 as the Pedophile Putsch

come on, pop, bubble, pop! from vice dean for AI initiatives at Columbia: "Young people are quickly becoming so dependent on A.I. that they are losing the ability to think for themselves...administrators are aiding & abetting a hostile takeover of higher ed" www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/o...

YO IT IS @unknownrelic.com's BORFDAY TODAY GO LOOK AT THIS ART. A FRIEND AND A LEGEND.

Y'ALL THIS IS GREAT.

Arthur C. Clarke’s quote about humans mistaking technology they don’t understand for magic remains undefeated.

I gotta be honest. I never get tired of seeing Elon Musk eat shit, every time something comes up I get a little spark.

I'm the new CEO of Bluesky. They wanted another Jay for continuity.

Clown shoes for real.

Everyone in tech is literally a giant, overpaid baby.

feels like we're soon going to be seeing a lot more people who have gone all-in on AI grappling with "you're almost certainly going to end up liable for massive fuck-ups based on your work that incorporated GenAI, not the company who made the GenAI software that you used."

I personally cannot wait to get audited because an LLM hallucinated new tax codes.

Between Covid and deteriorating global economic and political situation people are tired and just want to survive and look after their families and then the tech bros drop this new mountain of shit on their heads and tell them to adapt or else, and are surprised they are getting pushback

Or we could tax the shit out of rich people and fund the IRS so they can go after tax cheats, then use that revenue to help fund a comprehensive social safety net that benefits everyone.

It's not a one I'd make, but trying to harness the emotional energy of thousands of people thinking I'm a stupid dickhead with no life is definitely a choice. Points for originality I guess?

Pilot the fuckin' EVA Shinji, or Christuphur will have to do it again!

Resource wars for the Epstein class is a hell of a turn of phrase

Operation De-Pee: Just odor treated the living room carpet and vacuumed. Washing the bed Luna peed in. Sprayed down the cat toys that smell bad with a biodegradable pet stain treatment.

Sorry, this is a Dem Congressional Nominee who doesn't understand pro wrestling? That's automatically disqualifies her. Pro wrestling is the foundational element of American politics in the 21st century.

This is a sign of a healthy society. Just like Abu Ghraib.

As I begin to focus again on in-person courses, I decided to cut the price of my online TAROT MAGIC course from $129 to $79. If you're interested in learning a magical practice, this is a great place to start! Message me if you have questions.

Of course wrestling isn't sport, Pam, it's a carefully choreographed physical ballet that interrogates human morality. Invented by "Plato", an ancient Greek wrestler whose name roughly translates to Chungus, better known for his Allegory of the Cave, where what we see signifies deeper concepts.

YO. Anyone wanna fake a bigfoot sighting with me? www.americanapipedream.com/collections/...

Sat down to read Luna's actual exam records from Thursday and she is officially "a very sweet and friendly kitty", that's an official medical diagnosis.

So like, you're going to release ALL the files now, right?

I had plans for the day but am now encreatured.

Mall ninja crossbow on sale. If you don't have one you're missing out. www.midwayusa.com/product/1025...