We only hate you because you're total fucking losers who don't care about your constituents. You could easily change that.

Elect👏more👏shitlibs!👏

Neoliberalism and political moderates are what got us into this fucking mess we're in. No one wants Republican-Lite but the Dems because they want big bucks and consulting gigs from the donor class.

Fucking stupid motherfuckers out here chanting "NO! BETTER THINGS ARE NOT POSSIBLE!"

Network card stopped working. Unplugged it and plugged it back in and it's working. Why is anything anything?

Everything makes so much more sense when viewed through the lens of Greek Mythology.

Wardmaxxing

I'M OVERRUN WITH DENTAL ISSUES. DROP EVERYTHING ON MY POSITION.

I NEED A THIRD FUCKING CROWN.

Pedocon theory remains undefeated.

Knives aside I just cleaned up mom's room on my own so I can be less worried about trip hazards. Set her up with her CD player, some classical, a Nat Geo, and made her mac and cheese with broccoli.

have you considered my magical thinking which has already solved the problem?

I think mom lost two of my knives. One of which I paid an obscene amount for. While they're just things this kind of behavior is just difficult to deal with, like the loss of the hearing aids and it always saddens me being confronted directly with the memory loss over something otherwise innocuous.

While I'm not suicidal I make a lot of jokes like "just leave me" during defibrillator training at work.

Foot attacks have ceased.

I had a weird dream where @prairie-druid.net DMd me about spelling errors in the work website.

Mom seems OK this morning. We're having coffee. Luna is attacking my feet.

Fuck man. I took mom out to get her hair done, shopping, and for lunch. We were home for like 10 minutes and she slid down the stairs. Seems OK. Didn't hit her head nothing broken. One cut which I patched up. My nervous system will reset in 18 hours.

Literally Jeff fucking Bezos.

This is totally dominating Threads right now. I half think it's a psyop, but

I can't post anymore without autocorrect fucking things up and me not catching it for an hour.

witchcraft

Took today off and Monday off. Just chilling right now, watching the girls play.

we solved the male loneliness epidemic. it's called a fraternal order. but we're not ready for this conversation

It's pookie time.

I'm 100% for these because no one wearing them will ever reproduce.

LLM powered search fucking sucks. We changed hours at work, went from open at 11 to open at 12. I redid everything on our site including schema. Emailed everyone else that posted our hours.

You made a mix tape, I pirated the machine spirit of the Omnissiah. We are not the same. #gif #art #loop

I am now fucking exhausted. Someone please bring me an energy drink.

Mom and I teamed up to tackle that most fun task, cleaning the litter boxes.

I got mom outside to feed her birds and take Virgie for a walk.

I'm trying to sit with her today while I work. She's deeply upset about the loss of her parents and uncle again. I'm assuming this was all unhealed and just stamped down inside before the Alzheimer's and now it's just pouring out. It's hard because this happens a lot.

Here's my weirdest quirk as a graphic designer, I avoid using Pantone. In my experience almost no one wants to pay the cost of an extra plate if you're running offset. If you're printing digital your Pantone may be in or out of gamut depending on what kind of printer it's being run on.

Well she lost the... I don't know, fourth or fifth set of hearing aids. She's been really bad the last two days. I don't know... I think a lot about managing this, like quitting my job, seeing if she can be in a home. I don't know.

there is no god, no author, because there's no punishment for hubris. only good can happen

Should I buy this and try to summon bigfoot? Mil-Tec® Night Camo Ghillie Suit – Americana Pipedream Apparel share.google/VfG288TaKyQ6...

Many are saying that this is Fyre Fest for Magats

Demon-Haunted World reference ftw

If the UFC fight is rained out that means God hates the President.

Went crazy at the pet store. Got them a turbo star chaser, two new scratchers, and a fountain.

I'm a big believer in freedom, which is why it sounds perfectly reasonable that the government should have on-demand access to genetic samples from any person suspected of pissing or shitting where we say they can't piss or shit. You know. Small government stuff 🫠🫡😵‍💫🙃 www.advocate.com/politics/sta...

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!

Took mom for lunch, Mexican again, got her birdseed, and took the spider some water.

The same people who are inclined to believe the world is flat also believe there is a race of Klan-Elves inhabiting the center I know there’s no point in asking it to make sense, but whew!

Loving your sister turned into wrestling your sister pretty quickly after I shot these.