related, from 2021. "Seattle Love"

PSSST: you wanna know the recipe for a really good potion? Here's a tonic I take daily that works really well. I'd love to sell potions like this, but can't with the regulatory environment, so I'm giving away the recipe for freeeeeeeeee.... broccoliwizard.com/kitchen-sink...

So maybe now *is* the time for hope, eh Harrell?

It's not over yet, but this is a good sign for Wilson. Every vote counts. If you voted in King County, please check your ballot status at the link below. I've had my signature flagged in the past, and it was very easy to resolve the matter.

KATIE WILSON PULLS AHEAD YESSSSS!

BREAKING: Katie Wilson has overtaken Bruce Harrell in the Seattle mayoral race. #seaelex Today's (Monday) drop: Katie Wilson 133,469 49.83% Bruce Harrell 133,378 49.79%

It wasn't "cowardice" or naiveté or "4D Chess." These Dems have access to the *same information we do.* They knew *exactly* what the results of this would be. They understood the consequences just as well as you or I. They made the calculated decision to make things worse b/c they are EVIL. 🧵

RT with an image or gif of a real Wizard (use alt text pls)

ACTION ITEM: GO do this, takes 30 seconds, civic duty

When we say “the lesser evil is still evil,” this is what we mean.

Eventually you have to stop helping the guys who are helping the guys who help Sauron.

If you’re in an objectively literal Battle of Good versus Evil, and you keep choosing Evil, that’s not “cowardice.” That’s CHOOSING Evil.

Fucking god damn Chuck Schumer ass garbage shit no sense idiot evil fucking bitch ass complicit dumpster piss shit fuck ass useless nonsense hell damn fuck

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

If you’re buying presents for people this season, it’s probably more important now than ever to consider buying gifts from individuals, creators, and small businesses. These are the folks hit hardest by *gestures broadly* and if you have extra spending cash it’s a great place to put it.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Fucking god damn Chuck Schumer ass garbage shit no sense idiot evil fucking bitch ass complicit dumpster piss shit fuck ass useless nonsense hell damn fuck

Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people. Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.

Escalate: Democrats should announce that, going forward, for each week we are forced to endure this GOP shutdown they will reveal one more demand. Each demand should be universally popular, and fiscally neutral or positive. They should start with increased tax on billionaires to fund the ACA.

These are going to look so cool when they topple.

Only the Democrats could watch a series of elections resoundingly go their way and then, less than a week later, loudly announce that they want to fold on the shutdown. Absolutely worthless party of cowards and hogs. Stupid, weak, useless.

How to be a "real" Wizard: dress for success.

‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6

Today's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "Post-Election Vibe Check" See the whole thing here: southseattleemerald.org/voices/2025/...

Are there mycologists or publishers out there who need a Mycological illustration artist? This is the only place I’d even ask this question. 😁 Putting it out in the world that I’d love to take on a detailed project & illustrate a fungi book! Willing to build a portfolio if this is a possibility ⬇️

👏 CHECK 👏 YOUR 👏 BALLOT 👏

I freakin love this city.

If you didn’t know, Seattle restaurant owners and consultants have been fighting against street food and food truck reforms for decades. Our regulatory environment is why until now, Seattle has not really developed a street food culture like Portland (or many other cities).

we're facing a massive structural budget deficit that requires stealing 100s of million$ in housing funds every year, an historic homelessness & affordability crisis, steady rise in traffic deaths, & they're busy going after graffiti, boobs & tacos (3 of the best things btw) bsky.app/profile/bret...

If you excuse or justify the starvation of children, for any reason, you’re going to Hell to be tortured for all eternity. It’ll be one of those ironic tortures where you don’t get to eat food, or you can only eat poop, or something like that. No excuses, no apologies will save you.

Lots of folks on here being like "uh actually this is proper legal procedure" and I'm sure the starving children will be glad to hear

Nothing to see here, just a freakin’ HAWK on our bird feeder! Chaire, Apollon!

How to be a “real” Wizard Step 8: Wizards are patient with, and kind to, children. Crying babies on an airplane do not upset or annoy a Wizard; instead, a Wizard will offer to help the frustrated parents. Only an evil or dark wizard would make disliking children part of their personality.

One thing that this election really underlines for me is that no, we absolutely do not “gotta hand it” to Gavin Newsom or his social media team. No compromising with TERFs.

Genocide and trans rights purity tests are good actually.

A little cartoon reportage from the @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social election night party southseattleemerald.org/voices/2025/...

How to be a “real” Wizard Step 7: Learn to admit when you're wrong about something. Fake (or evil) Wizards can never admit when they're wrong. Real Wizards know it's OK to change your mind, and admit it when they've done so.

King County elections confirmed to me that so far they’ve only counted ballots up to those submitted Monday or early on Election Day, and none from drop boxes. Wednesday reflects basically a wrap up of what they started counting Tuesday.

Did Schumer quit yet?

Nelson and Davidson are toast, which, this early on, likely means even Harrell supporters couldn’t stand them. Pathetic!

If Nelson lost, I have a very hard time imagining Harrell ending up ahead over the course of the next few ballot drops.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Seattle, you have two hours to turn those ballots in. Are you going to let NYC make us look bad?

Glad to see that Windom Earle won’t be Virginia’s next governor.

Friends, you have three hours to get those ballots to a ballot box. Make it so.

Terrible people, all the way down.

How to be a “real” Wizard Step 6: This is pretty much the most important step: think about what you're going to do, and how it might impact those around you, BEFORE you do it.