DEVON I LOVE YOU

I feel like we're gonna pull a Condor 2.0 and buy Kadri back before the trade deadline. Apparently CMac and Cogs attended a Flames game last week. Trochek doesn't want to come west and I'm not sure anyone else would slot in as easily. Thoughts? #GoAvsGo #AvsPsychic

I am slathered in coconut oil and having some crackers

Looks like the Violet Cold guy is crashing out again

I may a hotel who told me about paramedic roles in national parks, and there's literally nothing I would rather do.

I just want to be a midwife. A midwife to humans, dogs, cats, goats, horses, cattle....

I have recurring dreams about my family disowning me, and having a very short amount of time to get as many belongings as I can and leaving

I'm getting the urge to change my user name

I have never learned to pay an instrument, which embarrasses me

If I had any musical talent, I'd write a bilingual bluegrass song called Forever Mon Chum. #GoAvsGo

I really like this book, and will be devastated if I ever find out it's pure woo

This week has been really heavy and also really great as a leftist Avs fan. So many simultaneous joys and heartbreaks. I'm sad Gabe/Sweden didn't get farther, but happy that Kivi and Lehky got Bronze. Crushed for Sid and Canada, so happy for Nelly.

A lot of people don't realize that the US Olympics and Paralympics Museum is in Colorado Springs. It would be so cool if Nelly did an appearance there soon. #GoAvsGo

Rachel Tos was interestingly emphatic that Parker Kelly wasn't in Italy during the break

Like, fuck. This win felt so good. They didn't get lazy, everyone was clicking. Kulak seems to be a great fit. The Boys. My Boys. #GoAvsGo

That was the most obvious trip I've seen in a-fuckin-while, Utah #GoAvsGo

It just sank in how much I've missed Avs hockey over the last few weeks. Like, this team is my Emotional Support Hockey Team.

Whoa wait, did Moser just confess to being his wife's Dom? Like, I heard that right? #GoAvsIThink

god damnit y'all

Okay, yeah, I totally just logged on at the start of the third. Where's the Dogg? #GoAvsGo

That was a fucking tasty PK, boys! #GoAvsGo

One dark day, many seasons ago, I purchased unsalted saltines

Salute Your Shorts only aired for 15 months.

Our boy skipped the Trump visit 💪🏼

Dresser = tidied

Dunking on ~Millennials~ hasn't been the zeitgeist for at least a decade

I saw mummified toes today

me: eh, I'm not sure the aðderąl really helps also me, with the aðderąl: 🌠💃🏻

Six total medals for the Avalanche: 🥇 Brock Nelson 🥈 Nate MacKinnon, Cale Makar, Devon Toews 🥉Joel Kiviranta, Artturi Lehkonen Buncha shiny beauties, all of em ❤️

Celebrity therapist, last saved picture: I would spend every session just gazing at him

GOD DAMN IT JORDAN BINNINGTON

Show me your sexy Yeah okay, I really like this picture at the moment

Leave it to the Tkachuks to get twin Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalties in the last 2 minutes of a game they've already won. Fuckin' embarrassing.

MacKinnon did that while being sick. THAT'S what kind of talent and drive he's got.

~BiNniNgToN iS sO cLuTcH~

It's always wild to me how important a great captain is when it comes to hockey. You can just feel Sid's absence, just like you can feel Landy's.

I'm willing to admit I still love Mikko Rantanen, especially when he makes Binnington look like a chump

Sure, it's probably weird for the NHL players playing against their teammates at the Olympics, but it's even weirder for Mark Stone and Brock Nelson, who famously shared a trench in WWI

Snorgling the dorgs

Loot drops if you defeat me: common - [half-eaten box of Samoas](consumable) uncommon - [black leather horse bridle] rare - [Fountain Pen] rare - [Loop earplugs in Iridescent Purple] epic - [Obsequiae backpatch] epic - [Brown tabby cat] (pet) legendary - [Pallbearer vinyl test press]

"Panty-sniffing Dingus" describes so many people in Ohio (sorry @synoisia.bsky.social , but it's true)

It feels like the world is burning, but there are so many of us who see a new world figuring to be born, and we're ready to help bring it into existence 🔥

There is a chance that the Tkachuks will not get medals, which is enough to keep hope above

I heard you like em soft and cynical

I looked way too hot tonight

Opeth is so fuckin cool

It's giving Haunted Mansion

I'm at the Katatonia and Opeth show and Team Sweden hockey was mentioned 🥲

A minimum of 3 Avs players are coming home with medals, and that is pretty rad