Sorry I haven't been around, I'm really enjoying Threads TBH, even though I haven't found many metal folks over there I'm _phantom.moon on there

I am legitimately a fat fuck and I hate it.

Bsky, I really love you, but I've fallen into a huge community of Avs and Hockey Women on threads and its making me feel so seen 🥹

The Duality of Pups

This shirt though

I just decided to casually check on the Avs game 👀 IYKYK

The ultimate fidget toy

Every year, the Avs host a brunch and fashion show for kids with disabilities, and every year I almost cry when I see the pictures and videos 🥰

Might fuck around and learn how to make borscht

Hi guys

Fools always try to fuck with Josh Manson, LOL

I'm supposed to leave for work when he's laying like this

I'd wager that: 1. Cursive builds fine motor skills 2. Cursive probably improves reading and spelling, as you have to know the correct letters coming up when you're writing it all in one flow But sure, all these dudes with dogshit handwriting who use Wikipedia as a citation are probably right.

A non-religious picture I think of as holy

Maybe I'm just tired and need to cry

Man, sometimes I just feel so separate from other humans. Like, people are dating, getting married, have kids, go on trips, do hobbies, have connections... And I'm just so apart from so much of that. My life is silent and pretty lonely.

Ross ~GOALton~

This third period is fire 🔥

Delta of Venus by Anaïs Nin and a Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller. I was probably 11.

Somehow the stars aligned and I just picked up an autographed Marty Neças Premium jersey for $50.

Good job, Boys! 2 PP goals, playoffs clinched, responding win against Chicago.

I did 6 hours of scrubbing floors, washing baseboards, cleaning appliances, and cutting up boxes for recycling. I'm fuckin beat y'all.

Alright, Boys. We have 1 job today. Win and be the first to clinch a playoff spot. We're need to annihilate the Hawk Tuahs. #GoAvsGo

I told one of my closest friends about accepting my Touch O' The Tism, and she congratulated me and told me she's got the same thing going on. Which is why we've been friends for literally 11 years. ❤️

I'm putting this out for beloved mutuals only. If you're thinking about Fire In The Mountains, I have room at my premier campsite (with electrical hookup). All you'd need to bring is a tent and sleeping bag.You can either fly into Great Falls or Denver and I'll pick you up/drop you back off.

Okay, yes, today is literally the Vernal Equinox. It is the perfect day to actually do Spring Cleaning. 🧽🧹🫧

Might fuck around and take my meds so that I get inspired to do some spring cleaning

Chuck Norris didn't die, he pulled the afterlife down around himself

Neurosis has reformed.

The fact that Love can be so strong, but still not be enough is fucking bullshit, man

I keep hearing people say that they think FITM's headliner is going to be Rush, but I just don't see it

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH fuck

WEDGE GETS ROBERTSON AGAIN BOYS

I hate the Stars so much, but the games where we play them are just always top tier hockey

A FUCKING SHOOT OUT BECAUSE OF COURSE

Scott Wedgewood is making everyone pregnant tonight, goddamn #GoAvsGo #WoodForWedge

Jamie Benn eats sushi with a fork and knife

Hockey is so edging sometimes

SHOOT THE PICK FUCKING A

This has been a really good game, damn

I think my tattoo artist may have ghosted me 😔

It's 80° today. 🤮

He's the most important thing in my whole life

I'm just superstitious enough to say that we lost because I couldn't watch the game. Also, our Nordiques jerseys might be cursed.

Check out this fancy horse

Parades are kind of funny, if you think about it. Like, we really just all stand on a curb and watch each other show off.

I bought a really pretty plant today. Would you like to see it? I knew you would! Here she is!

Wait, so a lot of you don't constantly have music playing in your head? You don't constantly imagine conversations that will never take place?

Messa is like GOOD good

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. Elton John music 2. Snagging a Heritage Nordiques jersey 3. Having a friend who recognizes that I absolutely want to see the cool balloons another friend got for their birthday