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Had an ‘immersive experience’, or ‘went out in the rain’ as my dad would say

A very succinct description of Openclaw…

Cuntbench team

Book and prints arrived in the post from @occultaria.bsky.social! If you arrange them as shown, a faint psychic residue in the shape of a single glove becomes visible, which is an unexpected bonus.

Yep, that works

Prime Minister to come out fighting…soon…honestly

Quite often, when I go down the stairs, I like to imagine I do the last step off the bottom rung of the LEM ladder onto the moon’s surface; any one else?

So, the cold knackers games are starting!

“Win a Night Out with a Well Known Paranoiac” by Barry Andrews

Well, after just over 30 years, he’s back!

Jolly nice things in the post today!

My tortoise always looks like he’s straining to have a shit

Played my first session of Swords & Wizardry last night, it went well in that ‘Rambling’ Syd Grundy the copyright skirting Ranger didn’t die

@meladyfreshness.bsky.social I see from LinkedIn that your employer claims to have “0-1 employee”. Does that depend if it’s your day off!?

Still extremely funny, and very prescient in its approach to news coverage, like a proto-Day to Day

“Among the issues I shall be raising with Xi Jinping is the standardisation of the length of Curly Wurly, for international trade purposes!”

Surprise casting in new LOTR movie!

Had haggis, it was offally good

Slightly diminish a game: Mörk ‘n’ Mindy

Trigger warning

@nmtdrzine.bsky.social has the link to Issue 53 gone out, as I’ve just got my physical copy in the post?

Bored of Peace, sounds about right

Now live on Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/896...

This looks like a fun inversion of the norm, from the @themerrymushmen.bsky.social!

😂

A reboot you say…

Pituffik and a Pitiful Fuck

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A nice charity shop find yesterday

ÜSA Borg: Where characters fight an ultimately futile fight to keep hope alive, in world of corruption, horror and nihilism. I think it could be played as light relief from being an actual American

“Have you tried turning the Northern Powerhouse Rail project off and then on again, Prime Minister?”

Reform: Grabbing turds from the Tory midden

RIP

Nice things in the post today! @patchworkfez.bsky.social

Maushitter: the TTRPG of brave mouse proctologists

Sexy Animal Crossing was not a phrase I was expecting to read today

For #TheArchers fans everywhere…

“And I told the President, in the most emphatic terms, we were changing them back to Opal Fruits.”

Wild weather scenes here on the south coast this morning!

In the early 70s I had my gal, and two goons, and a bowtie because I was the criminal mastermind!

Glad I don’t have to go back to work tomorrow! It’s fucking chilly out

Felt strange, I traced it to these from @occultaria.bsky.social

🎶 Pariah state, pariah state Always filled with pariah hate Bombs the shit, outta this ‘n’ that Looks just like a colossal twat Oooh yeah! Here comes Pariah State 🎶

Extra sippy cups of White Lightning all round in the Pentagon today, methinks

I’ve set fire to my 2026 bingo card already l

🎶 Who’s got a lotta oil, They’ve got a lotta oil Let’s do regime change 🎶

Eddie: It’s hard contacting angels John: It is, doth thou have any thoughts? Eddie: Well, shoot me down in angelfire John, but perhaps a bit of wife swapping might help! John: Well, we’ll give it a go

Happy Nude Year! Now get dressed!!