NO! NO! NO! 😧😧😧

Yeah, yeah. OK.

Want to impress your boss at your next big meeting? Then watch my handy guide to understanding business terminology #business

Hi there folkssssssssssssssssssssss!!! 🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶

*** TRACK 6 *** - A very personal song about an autistic boy struggling to survive the taunts of his neurotypical classmates. This is "SCHOOLROOM SADNESS". www.reverbnation.com/simonjeremym...

Current mood.

What will life be like in 2055? Millie (Aged 7): Erm... I fink mobile phones will be surgically implanted in your brain prenatally... like...yeah. Josh (Aged 4): Extrapolating cautiously from current data, gathered over an extensive duration... POO! (sniggers) Éowyn (Aged 12): Global poverty.

The earliest recorded use of ‘fuck’ is from a 1310 trial of a man nicknamed ‘Roger Fuckbythenavele’, meaning he was too stupid to know how to have sex.

Distinctly 'Murican

Oh, by the way, how did the Rapture go? I missed it. 🤔

"Once we lose our fear of being tiny, we find ourselves on the threshold of a vast and awesome Universe which dwarfs -- in time, in space, and in potential -- the tidy anthropocentric proscenium of our ancestors." -Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space

Worst UK TV advert of all time? 🤔

Scream for me Bluesky! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

Think you're cool? Think again. 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRY4...

Was very fortunate to meet this absolute legend at a lunch today. Lucky me.

Well, I feel marginally happier. But the slightest thing is going to trigger a meltdown. The world had better walk (barefoot) on eggshells. ☝️

Simon Groom with his self financed foray into the pop world - I Can't Help Falling In Love With You. They let him do this on Blue Peter...

Watch SLAYER's Entire Hershey, PA Show From Over The Weekend metalinjection.net/video/watch-...

🧪 I have a new TV offering: a 2-part Horizon special on BBC2 going out on 29th Sep and 6th October. It is called Secrets of the Brain. See See www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

When the most powerful man in the world goes about the place spreading very dangerous nonsense about paracetamol and vaccines, millions of people will sit up and listen. It's consequence free for him but this is going to kill a lot of kids and make a lot more children very ill indeed.

Has anybody ever built a miniature version of the Village (Portmeirion) in their back garden? If not, why not? @freeforallpod.bsky.social #ThePrisoner Be seeing you. 👌

What the FUCK is going on?! Last night, my OCD was triggered by a CD jumping ("unaliving" thoughts), then today a magazine I ordered has been sent to our old address (8 years out of date), and now with my repeat prescription, a thing to be injected by the doc has been sent here by mistake! 🤬😩😭

Current mood. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T-s...

Somebody should write a sci-fi short story, where Björk goes back in time and sues Roy Brown Orchestra for sampling Human Behaviour. 😆😆😆

Well, it looks like I'll be going ALONE to see Iron Maiden at Knebworth next year! Sharon's already booked a holiday in Spain with her friends at the SAME TIME!!! This makes things a bit STRESSFUL. 😨😨😨

BRUCE DICKINSON On Smartphones: "You're Surrendering Your Senses Completely To This Little Fascist In Your Hand" metalinjection.net/news/bruce-d...

We're going. 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

Those filthy hairy buggers were all at it!

As today is the Autumnal Equinox, here's JMJ. 🤘❤️❤️❤️🤘 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxSK...

I HATE it when in film scores/on rock albums, all the music suddenly cuts out, leaving a SINGLE CHOIR BOY warbling in a nauseatingly high register. It's meant to be dramatic/poignant - but I find it CRINGEWORTHY. STOP DOING IT!!! 🤬🤬🤬

Hahaha How did I miss that? www.instagram.com/reel/DO1nH0x...

Good. ❤️👍❤️

On 21 September 1937: J.R.R. #Tolkien's The Hobbit was published. The book tells of a hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, and his journey with thirteen dwarves to recover their treasure from a dragon, Smaug. It's sold over 100 million copies and is one of the best-selling books of all time. #BookSky

Well done to all those who have tirelessly campaigned for the recognition of Palestine — an inalienable right of the Palestinian people. Next, the UK should recognise the genocide in Gaza, end its complicity in crimes against humanity, and stop arming Israel.

Mining your childhood trauma mine for musical inspiration. That canary looks sick... 😧

Bloody Amazon! My new book was meant to be coming today - and now it's delayed until tomorrow! Revolutions have started for less. 🤬🤬🤬

*** TRACK FIVE!!! *** - Inverlair Lodge, near Inverness in Scotland was used as a "safe haven" for secret agents during the Second World War. Our protagonist fears he may be its latest resident. Head-bang in your cell at "INVERLAIR LODGE". www.reverbnation.com/simonjeremym...

Terrible Songs By Fantastic Bands #1: Sliver - Nirvana. 😩 Any other suggestions? 🤔

Not at all nice to the people on the receiving end of a large fish, but see if you can find the paragraph which had way too much information

Oooh censored? It must be EXTRA good!

ColdWar Steve on the Obscenity of a million £ banquet while people starve in a genocide funded by the star guest of the gathering

Roses are red Quite silver, the birch

Do other people cast specific actors in roles when they're reading a fiction book? 🤔 I'm always doing it, and hearing the dialogue spoken in their distinctive voices. I'm constantly making gentlemanly, reliable but edgy characters into André Morell. 😊

Oh, hurrah! Also, time to tell everyone about my Batman water pistol

This status update was written using a JML Earlobe Extension. Only £999.95 excluding P&P! Never use your fingers to type again! Earlobes are the future.* *Doesn't apply if you're one of those weird people with no earlobes. 👂👂👂

Yes I do. Go Greta!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

After giving a lecture in 1884, Freud wrote: ‘Despite a lack of preparation, I spoke quite well and without hesitation, which I ascribe to the cocaine I had taken beforehand’.

Stargate sequence from Stanley Kubrick’s 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968). Saw it when I was 12 and I’m still recovering.

Happy birthday to Fawlty Towers! 🎂🔥 #FawltyatFifty Photo taken by Brian Moody for @radiotimes.bsky.social