BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone. He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein We have published it in full. www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...

Why did Postman Pat resign? Be seeing you. 👌

My next album will be called... "EPISTEMIC QUANTUM STATES" 👍👍👍

The most important quantum advance of the 21st century A century ago, quantum physics overthrew our view of a deterministic Universe. A profound 21st century theorem closes the door even further. startswithabang.substack.com/p/the-most-i...

DINSDALE!

Hi there folkssssssssssssssssssssss!!! 🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶

Kanzi, a bonobo with exceptional language skills, took part in a make-believe tea party that demonstrated cognitive abilities never seen before in non-human primates

This supermassive black hole jet is more powerful than the Death Star's laser: 'Planets are going to be destroyed' www.space.com/astronomy/bl...

Beautiful. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVda...

The dude that picks the music for Magic Classical is a SADIST. They followed "The Girl From Ipanema" with Barber's "Adagio For Strings". Like the H2G2 scene when Zaphod is offered his favourite meal on the Frogstar, only to be blasted with fire hoses. Evil bastards! 😡😡😡

🚨 In Stock Alert 🚨 The Funko POP! Rocks: 72 Seasons Figure Set is now available in The Metallica Store and the Probity UK Shop! Order Your Set metallica.lnk.to/72Funko

Great film. Malcolm McDowell is superb in it. 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

Tootsy the cat is now asleep, cuddling my guitar amp. ❤️😺❤️

Humanists are people who shape their own lives in the here and now, because they believe it's the only life they have. Humanists make sense of the world through logic, reason, and evidence. Find out if you're a humanist today, take our little quiz. humanists.uk/humanism/how...

Mind = incinerated. 😍😍😍😍😍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep5O...

We have just been reminded that this exists.

This is just so AUTISTICALLY SATISFYING. Even though I hate some of them. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlxQ...

The UK is one of the last western democracies with a state religion: the #ChurchofEngland. The Church's entanglement with the state is bad for both. Join our campaign to disestablish the Church. 👇👇👇 www.secularism.org.uk/disestablish... #Disestablishment #SeparateChurchAndState #CofE

Steve Harris (Iron Maiden) UP THE IRONS 🇬🇧

A lovely little exploration of humanist values by our Vice President @profaliceroberts.bsky.social.

Current mood. ❤️👄❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MTl...

Just think - in a parallel universe, instead of classical and choral versions of Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters" being constantly played on Classic FM and Magic Classical, there are delightful versions of their cover of "So What" by Anti-Nowhere League. 😆😆😆 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaGr...

The inventor of the Coffin-Rotator 3000 must be SPINNING in his grave

Real life events have made satire redundant. 😦

Why planet parades and planet alignments happen www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/why-pla...

Renée Zellweger is waiting for your call

The Monty Python Matching Tie And Handkerchief - triple-sided double-grooved comic audacity masked as off-colour gift set, randomly alighting on singing Bruces, Neil Innes setting agrarian development to music and a chat show with a wasp as the guest. timworthington.org/2025/07/24/t...

Podalist Saint Renée Zellweger considers how best to perform the Rite of Omnis.

Now that’s what I call a sex bomb

When it comes to religion, every child deserves an objective, broad, and pluralistic RE that helps them understand others’ beliefs, form their own, and think independently. And this should go without saying: prayer is not education. humanists.uk/2026/02/04/t...

It's the 4th of February. And we all know what that means don't we? 😜

"A message here from Mike Hunt, saying they look forward to the arrival of Don Kiddick..."

Fucking insomniacs. Moaning all the time. Draining the system. I don’t know how they sleep at night

Dave Murray and Adrian Smith

BREAKING: Religious Education (RE) in Northern Ireland is set for significant overhaul. It will no longer be exclusively Christian or controlled by the four largest churches, and will be subject to a comprehensive review led by education professionals. A huge success for our campaign! 🧵

Ah memories. Dad and one his favourite cats “Polly” , the big painting I made for his 60th, and his lovely thank you a few years later. ☺️

Well, the giant certainly seems happy about it...

The cat is STILL in my recording studio. He's cuddling my guitar effects pedals. ❤️❤️❤️

Has anybody else noticed the rise in the amount of Christian music played on Classic FM/Magic Classical? 🤔 I'm genuinely fed up of it. 🤬 How would you define "humanist music"? Is there such a thing? There should be.

Tootsy the cat has spent ALL DAY in my recording studio. He NEVER usually goes in. Does he want to appear on my next album? 🤔

Who's envious of the socks I got for Xmas?

"You shhhtupid gewl!" Name the 90's Foot Fetish film from the above quote. The first correct answer gets a PRIZE. 😆

'Why I Am Not a Christian' – British philosopher Bertrand Russell, interviewed on the subject of his famous lecture and later pamphlet, in which he sets out why he chose humanism over Christianity. Russell was a logician, philosopher, and activist. He died #onthisday in 1970.

Merry Maiden Metal Monday my friends 😊❤️🖤🎸🥁❤️‍🔥 Love and good energy to everyone who is reading this and intending that something amazing happens for you all today wherever you are 🥰 Up The Irons ☺️ ❤️ 🤘🏼 @IronMaiden #ironmaiden

I will now CUT ALL 20 NAILS. (Solemn music plays) I may be some time. 😭