So, approx 30 people a year die from gunshots in the UK. Approx 33 PER 10 MILLION are shot dead by the actual Police in USA per year! 😳 That's 1500-2000!😳 Plus the 44,000 civilians killing each other. America, you have a problem.

Well, it's wet, muddy and foggy up on the hills, but Woody and Twiggy had the best time running today! 🔥🥰 Baths all round now! 😂 #RescueDogs

Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While HIS CLIENT , Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’ 1/

Just saw a moron on TV declare that "America has four States - America, New York, and .... Two more!" 😳😳 God help us.

Had wine last night. Heard enough bullshit. Having a zero bullshit day. Taking no shit from any quarter. Standby.

It really hurts to see other people living your dream: booing jd vance at the olympics.

Hey @thetimes.com what is ’racism’ - surely depicting the Obamas as monkeys is just old fashioned racism?

I just made a chilli con carne so hot I covered it in jalapenos to try and cool it down! Not joking. 😳🔥 Reader, I monstered it. 😄 Delish.

Yes, it should.

Maybe try sharing it dickhead?

Why do we allow ourselves to be dragged down? Are we going to allow us to be dragged down again in the UK? ..Because a huge amount of 'I hate the UK now' and how it used to be a golden isle is finding audience and Farage will seize that vote despite him being an active cause of harm. Never again. 🤬

Epstein has done for wealth what those pictures of cancerous lungs on cigarette packets did for the glamour of smoking.

Imagine being an adult and still waiting for someone else to do something, meanwhile literal children are out in the streets fighting the regime.

Really looking forward to seeing Mandelson in cuffs. I mean, he's hardly the most evil of the elite Princes of Darkness but it's a start, and he appears at the very least to be a traitor, so fuck him. However, he's serving a role as another useful idiot to the real villains 🤬 #Mandelson #Epstein

Sadly, this is NOT satire.

Lovely gap in the rain to take a trip out to Loxwood canal and flooded fields(!), followed by spectacular pies at the Sir Roger Tichbourne pub, with it's ancient walls and open fires. Nice. 👌

Amazon Prime Video's business model is totally broken. First we sub for free video streaming. 👍 A few yrs later, ads are back. 🤬 Watched 'Steal' which I'd recommend, but the ads were utterly pernicious throughout - sometimes a 1 min ad just a few min after the last, and all for cleaning products!

Don't know how much marmalade I just made but it's...a lot! 😉😄 👌

lol

Anyone else sick to the back teeth of being blatantly lied to by those we should look up to? The gaslighting has got to stop.

Ed Davey, "With Trump in the White House, the US is no longer a reliable ally" "We have to look at alternative coalitions" "Customs Union with the EU" "How did we get Trump to back down on Greenland? It wasn't the UK, it was the EU threatening retaliatory tariffs"

My vibe too. 🙏 "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one" Credit: Spock. (screenwriter Jack B. Sowards)😉

This evening I have mostly been eating crispy duck pancakes. So far I've had 12. 😳 😄

I've just sent the HMRC £10,000 of my hard earned, because the rules apply to people like me, and I want to live in a fair society. 💪🙏 The rules don't apply to people like Farage but at least I feel justified in continuing to call him a grifting cunt.

"Without us you'd all be speaking German", Donald Trump tells an audience in Davos, in Switzerland. Where the most common language is German.

Gavin Newsom, Governor of California at Davos, does not hold back in criticising Keir Starmer and the European Union for capitulating to Trump, "I can't take this complicity, people rolling over, I should have brought a bunch of kneepads for all the world leaders" "Trump has a police state"

Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland. And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.

Fun Fact: The Eiffel Tower was built to a tolerance per piece of 0.1mm or 4 thous of an inch in the 1880s in 2yrs for the 'inflated 2026' price of... £37million and was only designed to last 10 yrs! 😳 Beautiful👌 Try doing any of that now. 😉 Image Credit to The B1M youtube.com/@theb1m?si=g...

Since I got home from work I've : -Got the TV streamer working. -Repaired my wife's boots -Fixed the boiler. -Cooked dinner. It's 10pm and I just got a text from a neighbour asking me if I can repair their dishwasher! "What, now, I said!" 😂 Somehow I've a reputation ...🙄

What an absolute bell-end. 🤦‍♀️ Trump's extraordinary letter to Norway about Greenland - in full and fact-checked | US News | Sky News share.google/lquQkpP8nSl3...

This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.

So Trump's White House has been caught out by Zelenski- passing false ops intel directly to Russia. Old enough to remember when this kind of treachery would end an administration or at least cause a tsunami of news. Tumbleweed.

What a beautiful morning! ☀️ So lovely to see the rescues running free in their favourite place. 😍😍 Have a lovely day, peeps x

Last night I disabled every function on my phone that listens, tracks, steals data and pushes targeted ads at me. It's quite funny now, my news and media feeds are in chaos throwing me ads for all sorts! 😂 More importantly, more of my data remains private. Take a look: 🤔 youtu.be/Tw1wX9sbstw?...

I see Lego prices rising sharply in America very soon. 😉

Serving vegan cauliflower and potato vindaloo in about an hour if anyone's peckish? 😉😂

Spotted on my walk - 1/10 for the sealer work, I've lots of notes .😂 OMG 😳

Did you know that not only is Robert Jenrick’s constituency (Newark) an anagram of Wanker, his name is an anagram of Rob Cretin Jerk. Sometimes it’s the small things that make you smile (which is also probably fitting for him)

People loving 'Traitors'... Including my wife, and I've given it a go but it's just fucking hours and hours of peeps gossiping like those dating shows except apparently some of them are lying. .so it's exactly like those dating shows 😂 I just don't get it..deceit subterfuge and reality TV in one. 😤

Can all countries just boycott America? ...even more than we are.. 😉 www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

When a Nobel prize can be used as a bribe and re gifted, it is time to STOP awarding it to ANY active politicians. On retirement maybe if deserved. What's next Trump? Wimbledon? an Oscar? The Rider Cup? The Ashes? Olympic Gold? " Arise Fat lump, sorry, meant Sir Trump".

Timeline cleanser. 😉🙏 My beautiful girl Twiggy asking me: "why it was still raining and can I have another biscuit daddy?" ..that's literally all she has to worry about; as she says: "humans could learn a lot from us doggies and yes I am beautiful."😂🥰

Kudos to Trump he's managed to devalue the dollar, NATO and now the Nobel Peace Prize. Prize twat more like.

67% of Reform MPs have previously been elected as representatives of the Conservative Party. They broke the country last time; do you trust them to fix it?

the European mission to Greenland was fourth in the BBC news running order this morning, which feels a bit like doing a light "and finally..." item about the archduke's motorcade taking a wrong turn in Sarajevo

Holy smokes, you're right. 🙄 Trump thinks Greenland is the size of Africa, when in fact it's 14 times smaller!

Europe protecting itself from American invasion. Fuck Trump. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Oh my, he really does have short fingers. 😉

Trump has no fucking right to comment on the killing of protestors in Iran.