Racist and election-bender Farage will not be investigated for racism or election bending is a massive relief for criminal politicians everywhere.

I've had the parked campervan on charge all week and the *new fancypants battery charger has let the batteries go down to 7 volts 🤬. I put a fifty year old charger on that I literally got out of a skip and that's working just fine now. Why does older stuff often just, I don't know....work? 🙄

Lovely to meet @zackpolanski.bsky.social tonight - got a real sense of his humanity

Merry Yule! It’s the shortest day of the year and we can now look forward to the return of the light! The Romans seem to have been a bit confused about measuring the daylight and celebrated Sol on 25th December instead. That will never catch on! www.instagram.com/reel/DSStf1u...

Modern art meets Space Odyssey meets Epstein on the beach. Quite like this one.

Well I just downloaded some of the Epstein photos released tonight and I may as well have take a picture of the night sky. The fact they've got so much to hide says it all. I'm convinced almost every powerful man is in here, and the world would reset if we really saw what they are..🤬

I realised early on that the name or meaning of a business or institution really doesn't matter; it's what they achieve that gets remembered. We have Apple, we've had Orange, IKEA, Kodak, Haagen Dazs, Microsoft, Kum & Go, Pantone. Mostly meaningless. Put Trump on a building though and it's doomed.😁

Dogs happy it's not raining for once. Was so nice to see them out running again! 🥰

Feels the world should start talking about this more . 🤷‍♂️ How much did the campaign cost globally? How much is each product? What's the product actually worth? I avoid ads but this has been pernicious! #IYKYK

I guess this evening I'm going to be prepping, blanching and freezing vegetables then. 😳 Thank Lidl. Bargain. 👌

If thoughts and prayers actually worked, he'd have died long ago.

Aurora? If so a first here. Terrible view North from here, and I'm Southern UK.., And ...it's cloudy. 🤬 ...but that doesn't look like event lighting or festivals, besides there's none on tonight..or lightning ... Unsure. 🤷‍♂️

Finally finished one of the hardest builds ever. 💪 Delivered to client's house today (that I also built!)...without damage. 👍 ..Getting this all working nicely has been much more challenging than expected.😉 Pretty much done for the year now. 👌

At least when America invaded Iraq it had the good grace to invent the dodgy dossier on WMDs. Now it's just some bullshit. 🤬

I made about 24 end-grain hardwood coasters inbetween other jobs last few days - they still need oiling and come up lovely colours-and my wife came in to my workshop and listed all the people she could give some to for Christmas! "Oi ! I made these, damnit, and you've given them all away already!"🤬

Another positive milestone for Sunderland. Thousands of jobs depend on making Electric Vehicles here. Labour is backing them. Why are Reform and the Tories putting jobs here at risk with their reckless opposition to green manufacturing?

On a lighter note, our rescue dog Twiggy was confirmed as a therapy dog today! Well done Twiggy 🥰

What the actual fuck? 🙂‍↕️

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Loving Slow Horses with Gary Oldman. He's just fucking brilliant in it, seriously grimy, eating, smoking, drinking throughout, rude, abusive but a brilliant spook. Glorious fun!

Raced around a few Artists' Open Houses again this morning, really lovely to chat to my tribe of creatives. 🙏 Quick bite to eat and into my own workshop to catch up lost time from the week. Have a good afternoon peeps. 🥰

Saw 16 meteors in 30mins! 👌 Tried a few 4min exposures with my phone balanced on a tennis ball on a patio table 😂...doesn't pick up the 1/2second flashes.. Nice Jupiter and stars, tiny tiny glimpse of a red flash top right near the blue of my jacket. 😆 ..doofus. 🙄

Well that surprised me on the way home! 😂 Caught ten mins of a drone show and filmed 13seconds of it! 😂😆

My fur babies . 🥰

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FUCK Wait for it........ The Room Next Door - Exploring Africa www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZvE...

Every time I look in the local charity shop I find something great. 👍 Last week it was a radio controlled aircraft! This morning a brand new bench grinder for £15! Sweet. 👌

Happy birthday to the old bamboo! 🥰

Got a half days good work done in workshop and now feel diabolical again. FFS. 🤧 Making restorative salmon and prawn risotto. 👌

The UK used to be a key part of this exciting program. Galileo will give Europe independence from American navigation systems. All the more important now. ..and then came Farage's Brexit. Your daily reminder of his damage to us. 🤬

Up at 6 head exploded for an hour, took all the painkillers, vitamins and decongestants in the house went back to bed at 7. Just woke up it's 11. Ruff. 🤧

This is lovely 👌 Never seen Trump get his hair done in public. 😂 Come to think of it, never seen Trump amongst real community people he's known for decades either. Wonder why? 😉

Tore myself off my sick sofa and took the dogs for a good run - then hoovered a red Thai curry in seconds. ...Feed a cold.... 😉 Horizontal again. As you were, peeps. 😂

What's with all these hairy bears popping up on my feed then? 😳

Mad dogs and an Englishman. 😂

How many times do we need to point this out? By appeasing the far right, you do not weaken it. You strengthen it. While weakening your own position. There's a vast amount of academic research showing this. But Labour will not listen. www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...

Damnit. Some twats given me a cold. Definitely poorly - in bed. 🤢 If I don't make it then no flowers/ no cards, donations to the RNLI please.

I've listened to this AI love fest twice and there's definitely some warnings in there! Do we want this shit? 😂 ...and then there's kickass here, from yesterday ... 😳 Annoying or lethal; choose your software carefully, folks. 😉 Source: CNN share.google/cDWU6t0yna0x...

Woke up with the beginnings of a cold 🤢 Weather's a bit pants, but at least the dogs are happy. 😍

So, Farage who’d previously failed 7 times to be an MP, decided that in Clacton he’d rely on his old Brexit friends - cheating (and racism) - to get him his win. With millions now pouring into Reform, it’s beyond time to properly investigate this grubby little man www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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I think I just saw a time-traveller. A guy in front of me actually bought a copy of the Radio Times! 😁 Who else would do that? ...mind you, he must have been rather shocked at the price, they're £6.50 now ! 😳

Serving the people of Clacton by hanging out with a convicted fraudster in Abu Dhabi.

REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... This needs to be shared on every platform - especially the ones I’m not on 🤔

In any intelligent, thoughtful society AI of every kind would regarded with suspicion, and carefully regulated or outlawed. It represents a significant risk to our education, jobs, privacy, safety and security. The fact that there have been zero safeguards put in place says everything. 🤬

Deleted scene from Home Alone 2

Swerved Xmas shopping by visiting all the artists open houses round town this morning and I *Love this. Such talent and great people everywhere, and a snoop into people's homes! 😍

Being dragged against my will into the vacuous consumerist void that is xmas and I hate all of it. 🤬

I've still not got around to closing my Spotify. Shame. Sorry. Will when I know how to transfer playlists to Tidal. Heard about the 'guess your age' feature today. I'm into music. I've loved Little Simz, Doechii, Nick Drake, Underworld,TeddyS & Kneecap.Apparently I'm 73! WTF is this bullshit?? 😂

Orange terrorist gets peace prize from football man. What fresh hell is this? 😳