🔥🔥 Pam Bondi was fired by Trump as attorney general 🔥🔥 ➡️ It just goes to show that even when you’re shoved right up Trump’s arse, you’re still not safe. Fortunately, America and the hard right are stuffed with enough morons who think they are.

The first open sale of tickets for the 2026 World Cup showed Fifa is charging up to $10,990 (£8,333) to be at the final. It is thought to be the most expensive ever general admission to a football match. ➡️ That's Infantino's "Football for the world", my arse. 1/2 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

🇮🇷 Iran's foreign ‌ministry spokesperson said 🇺🇸🤥🤡 Trump's statement on Iran requesting a ‌ceasefire ⁠was false and baseless, ⁠Iranian state TV ⁠reported ⁠on Wednesday. www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/m...

Trump suggests US is considering leaving ‘paper tiger’ NATO ➡️ Germany and the UK have already reacted with a rather weary shrug and are talking about “a time after Trump.” www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/m...

🇺🇸💩 Trump says US may exit Iran war soon and threatens to quit NATO, as oil crisis escalates www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

A group of investigative journalists released an audio tape of a call between the Russian and Hungarian PMs, where the latter promises to work together with the Slovaks on “de-listing” a sister of an oligarch from the list of sanctions imposed by the EU.

Unbelievable. Completely undeterred by the Iran war and the royals’ entanglement in the Epstein affair, 🇬🇧👑🤡 King Charles is off to the 🇺🇸 US next month to pay his respects to Trump. www.cnn.com/2026/03/31/w...

🇮🇹 Italy refuses 🇺🇸 US aircraft use of Sicily base for Middle East operations, source says www.reuters.com/business/aer...

😂😂😂 ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 🇺🇸🤡🤥 Karoline Leavitt claimed Trump may ask Arab countries to pay for the war, and there was a wall-sized elephant in the room. www.thepoke.com/2026/03/31/t...

🇺🇸 US gas prices hit $4 a gallon, as Iran attacks Kuwaiti oil tanker Prices at the pump now the highest since 2022. Meanwhile, Iran says desalination plant on Qeshm Island out of service after airstrike. www.cnn.com/webview/2026...

Wow — that’s massive.⬇️⬇️⬇️ Looks like 🇺🇸💩🤡 Hegseth’s broker tried to cash in on an insider deal just before the Iran war kicked off.

The 🇺🇸 US national average retail price of gasoline crossed $4 a gallon for the first time in more than three years on Monday, as the US-Israeli war with Iran continued to roil global energy markets. ➡️ Right… so this is the promised Golden Age? Just checking. 😏 - www.reuters.com/business/ene...

🇪🇸 Spain closes airspace to 🇺🇸 US warplanes in further rebuke to Trump The Nato member state says it is not going to be ‘complicit in something that is bad for the world’ ➡️ Good move. Could someone please pass this article – and a pair of balls – to Sir Keir? X www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...

Trump to Financial Times: “To be honest with you, my favorite thing is to take the oil in Iran but some stupid people back in the US say: ‘why are you doing that?’ But they’re stupid people.” Question: How many Americans and innocent civilians will die as Trump tries to steal Iran's oil?

🇺🇸🤡💩 Trump says he wants to ‘take the oil’ in Iran and could seize Kharg Island ‘easily’ US president tells FT his ‘preference would be to take the oil’ but that ‘some stupid people back in the US say: “why are you doing that?”’ ➡️ "Regime change"?, my ar... www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Pentagon preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran, Washington Post reports www.reuters.com/world/middle...

US can only confirm about a third of Iran's missile arsenal destroyed ➡️ “Fully obliterated”? I’m laughing my arse off. 😂😂 www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Reform candidate in Wales steps down after apparent Nazi salute

Iran-linked hackers breached FBI Director 🇺🇸🤡 Kash Patel's personal inbox, publishing photographs of ​the director and his purported ​resume to the internet. ➡️ Yeah, Kash really shouldn’t have opened that “Sheherazade searches for American prince” email link. 😂😂 www.reuters.com/world/us/ira...

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10 years of cost, red tape, business closures, lost opportunities, emboldened prejudice, national insecurity and social division. A total waste of our time, resources and patience. But refusing to face up to that has been the most dismal part. Political cowardice and dishonesty on an epic scale.

NEWS: The U.S. Senate has advanced a deal to fund most of DHS for the rest of the fiscal year, excluding additional funding for ICE and Border Patrol, approved by unanimous voice vote just after 2am. The measure now heads to the House for a vote as early as later today.

US Treasury working to put Trump's signature on new paper currency in first for sitting president ➡️ OMFG - that Trump cult gets more and more bizarre apnews.com/article/trum...

😂😂😂 ⬇️⬇️⬇️ A US judge dismissed ‌X Corp's antitrust lawsuit that accused the World Federation of Advertisers and ⁠a group of major companies of illegally boycotting Musk’s social ‌media ⁠company. 1/2 www.reuters.com/world/judge-...

OK. My career just peaked.

🇬🇧 UK car and steel firms fear being frozen out of ‘Made in Europe’ deals by 🇪🇺 EU ➡️ Left the EU but still expecting a free ride? 🤔 I doubt that'll works out. But I’m sure the Spectator-reading crowd will have some advice on that. inews.co.uk/news/politic...

That’s absolutely unbelievable ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 🇺🇸🤡🤡 Are they taking the mick out of themselves, or are they actually serious?

Erm.... Are these people ok? I don't think they're ok. Join.greenparty.org.uk

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No Kings 3, March 28 #nokings "America doesn't belong to strongmen, greedy billionaires, or those who rule through fear — it belongs to us. We're taking to the streets again on March 28 to say NO KINGS." • www.nokings.org

NBC’s Richard Engel gets to ask Netanyahu 1 Q about 🇮🇱 dragging 🇺🇸 into war — then gets the mic taken away… …Meanwhile the 🇮🇱 government stream seems to have been MUTED for Engel’s Question Bibi then says the goal is oil pipelines to go around the Strait

Trump: I won't use the word war because they say if you use the word war, that's maybe not a good thing to do. They don't like the word war because you are supposed to get approval. So I will use the word military operation. Which is really what it is.

Democratic rising star extends ‘love’ after Hegseth pastor prays for his death

Meloni’s referendum defeat shows the cost of the Trump factor | Riccardo Alcaro

“This is a dark day for Britain” howls Reform’s Zia Yusuf on the govt’s decision to immediately ban crypto and cap foreign donations to political parties. Almost as if he doesn’t give a shit about democracy or patriotism and cares much more about money, no matter how dirty and corrupt it is. (Times)

🇺🇸 US links 🇺🇦 Ukraine security guarantees to Ukraine giving up Donbas, Zelenskiy says ➡️ Dozy Donny’s selling out Ukraine to his mate Vlad while he plays wargames with Iran. Also, any ‘guarantees’ from Donny the fraudster are worth about as much as penny stocks. www.reuters.com/business/aer...

🇩🇪 German president calls Iran war a disastrous mistake that breaches international law, in an unusually blunt rebuke of 🇺🇸 Trump's foreign policy, which he said marked a rupture for German ties with its biggest post-war ally. www.reuters.com/world/german...

Minnesota officials sued the Trump administration on Tuesday for access to evidence they say they need to independently investigate three shootings by federal officers, including the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. apnews.com/article/immi...

The blunt reality of the UK–Australia and EU–Australia free trade deals completely dismantles the hollow Brexiteer fantasy of “bespoke deals”. It also confirms once again that in trade negotiations only size matters. (And no amount of tired slogans like “bespoke” can disguise that basic truth.)

Very interesting read about sea mines in the context of the Hormuz situation.

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Monty Python Would Be Proud, John........

⬇️⬇️ An EXCELLENT READ for every 🇬🇧 history enthusiast — and a refreshing slap across the face for Britain’s white supremacists and Islamophobes.

🇦🇺Australia and 🇪🇺 EU agree sweeping trade deal in face of global uncertainty The deal, worth about A$10bn ($7bn; £5.2bn), was signed on Tuesday with Australia's prime minister and the head of the European Commission describing it as a mutual "win-win". www.bbc.com/news/article...

This is no time for half-measures. Protect families from the energy price hike. Paid for by: A tighter oil & gas windfall tax. Taxing income from wealth the same as from work. And double down on renewables and energy efficiency to protect us from future shocks.

So It Was Chump's Ass,This Whole Time ?.........